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I have so much respect for Twitter Bro Jake Wellbrock for this stunt. Last Halloween he went viral when he posted text messages from his mom about buying a squirrel costume using her Amazon account. The costume is absolutely ridiculous
This year Jake doubled-down on trolling his mom with ANOTHER Amazon purchase. This time being a Halloween costume for his dog:
And costumes themselves are hilarious:
What a fucking Bro. Keep it up, Jake. Next year we want to see pics of you texting your mom squirrel costumes for your entire group of friends.
Sammyv17
That's a Koala costume on the dog.
mikey1211
I'm not laughing for several reasons, the principle one being this simply isn't funny.
Jeheace
That's nuts...
EroticZombiePants
Dog seems so happy to be squirrel.
andaction
You don't see that everyday ... a mutt holding his nuts.
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Looks like everybody's a winner
EmergencyAustralian
I giggled at this last year when I first seen it posted. Heh
AngelOMorte
This is not charming nor amusing. He's a disrespectful little shit and I hope he has 5 kids just like himself.
DerpieMcDerpface
What are you holding? Deezzzzz nuttet!!!
zeacorzeppelin10
This is glorious
waytoocreamy
I actually have that dog costume!
MrcRncn
I love the dog's face :D
Framtonm
Oh I laughed way too hard over this! Well done you!
MyCarIsButchSoAmISundance
Buy one for the cat next
Neorago
The dog looks completely happy with his costume.
SomeCrazyNerd
I'm going nuts because of those squirrel costumes.
ProfessorKittyhawk
A sexy cute sinner. I'll take him and the squirrel dog. +1
MonsterManda
Can i date him?
SomeCrazyNerd
Me first!
Applefaces
*man buys not very amusing costumes, makes up back story to get attention
SomeCrazyNerd
Possibly.
NotSoIndependentGamer
You gotta have big nuts to wear something like that.
Applefaces
I like how the mom is careful to give full context in the second conversation. Very lucky she did that
KeeleonOhms
It was definitely helpful to anyone else who might accidentally read a private conversation.
LapisScarab
It would be funny and charming if he bought it. This is just some jackass kid stealing 50 bucks from his mom.
MigraMines
As a federal agent I can not condone this as it is identity theft. As a prankster at heart you rock lol
GiantDad420
Oh shit, it's the Feds, everyone hide your Cuban cigars made of pure cocaine.
GandalfsLawyer
I do it all the time. Just make sure to use my debit card. But since it's Dads account I get free 2 day shipping.
5712
He's coming for you.
KittyArcher
He could have a card on file. My parents and I share an amazon account for books, its not that far fetched
crystaldawn87
I was thinking that too... It isn't hard to add a card.
KeeleonOhms
It also isn't hard to make an account.
KittyArcher
But if one person pays for prime or everyone wants to share movies or books
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
This might be the greatest fucking thing ever
tothe9ines
I disagree
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
I like you.
StupidPeopleHurtMyHead
If you're 15 years old
notme222
On the one hand, it was wrong of him to secretly use her account. On the other, for only $56.98 it'd be a crime NOT to buy that costume.
WTFJohnny
Ya Piad 70 for the same costume last year nice deal
MrRandom314159
I mean he probably paid her back in cash or something.
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ICarryAGunEverywhere
Except by putting him on her Family plan that has her card information saved, she's liable for his purchases on her card.
Genotex
If the mother really wants to press charges... but I doubt that
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
In what fucking world would a mother press charges against her son for something so petty??
TrijezniMujo
... in my world? My mom wants to call the police on me at every opportunity for having a stolen vehicle (my car is insured in her name9
atleastfourcharactersinlength34
Zero to a hundred real quick
zoomycaterpillar
Family shares an account, he accidentally charged her card the first time, staged the second time.
nacko
How does her changing her password to keep him out mesh with what you said?
boneywasawarriorwayayix
It's staged the second time around
ThatGuyPerseus
Dude everyone is so quick to jump to the "staged" argument I mean I know it's very likely to be but just
boneywasawarriorwayayix
Yeah, I was shamelessly jumping on the bandwagon, but just in order to explain to the commentor.
zoomycaterpillar
"What the heck how did you get in even though I changed the password" is a really weird way to respond
Judgejedge
Hahaha...theft.
ImgurrrrUser
With your username,decide whether that man is guilty or not.
JebediahJones
Bought it on her account, not necessarily with her card. Lern2Amazon.
middlehead
Nah, it's cool, it's just fraud
halasterblackcloak
Robbing your parents is so uhh uhh huhhh huhhh
jobokai
Truthfully probably paid her back.
Curiousone545
Ehhh, to be fair, in some families (like mine..) We all share an amazon account, and maybe Bro paid her back? My family doesn't keep track1
Curiousone545
2)because we all share things- brother needs money- we all help out, parents need baby sitter- we help out. it's a circle <3
Dunes8
He could still be using his card.
darzin
Why would his mom change the password then?
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
To hide what sex toys she buys there.
MathiasGrim
Have you never used amazon he could have just used his own card on her account as a joke
TimAulliniJr
Phil Ken Sebben is back
DONALDTRUMPUSA
Yeah, humor at someone else's expense is hurtful. There should be a rule where all humor on the FP is family-friendly, safe-space jokes.
CactusMassage
We should all sit around a campfire and sing relaxing melodies as well. Unfortunately this world isn't perfect. Dicks will be dicks.
izmi
Can't tell if serious or not. Safe-space line makes me think not.
DONALDTRUMPUSA
I'm not.
KittyArcher
His card could be on it as well, my parents and i share an amazon account.
jk115
If they shared an account he wouldn't need her password.
MostIndeedlySo
Can I ask why do you guys share an amazon account? How does that even work and more importantly, again:
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KittyArcher
To avoid paying for prime, being able to share movies and books, wanting to buy someone a present all their info is there.
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
To avoid paying for Prime more than once. It's like sharing Netflix.
zoomycaterpillar
What kind of mom would care then. My guess is he accidentally charged it to her card the first time, and then staged it the second time.
WowSuchDoge
A lot of moms would care...
zoomycaterpillar
No like if they were sharing an account why would she care if he was using her account
WowSuchDoge
A lot of moms would care that he bought stupid stuff, even with your money
KittyArcher
Some families arent the closest. But your theory sounds good
zoomycaterpillar
Just going off of my own experiences, charged my dad once on accident using his prime, was wondering why he received empty perfume bottles
PaprikaSix
Why do you buy empty perfume bottles? If you don't mind me asking
shhsfootballjock
That nigga looks to old to not be buying his own shit
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AfroSamuraiRM
Well he doesn't look 30 at all. So I can only assume you're talking about yourself?
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
I just like the response to the question. "Forgive me mother for I have sinned." Classic.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Squigga
minime0813
If you share an amazon account, it notifies all users via app or email, regardless of who's card was used.
KeeleonOhms
He also looks too old to not have his own Amazon account. They're not hard to make...
minime0813
Not everyone wants to pay the $100 up front for prime. Prime is the only real reason to share an account
KeeleonOhms
My wife's friend pays for prime. She shared with us on our own account. I don't need her password to use prime.
minime0813
you need to be logged into her account, which requires the password
muppetomine
*whose
LoonyBoBdammitwhotookmyname
He had to guess the password, so...
rigatony222
I share an account. I use it so little I have to ask for it pretty much every time. Shit happens man
minime0813
Lol. I have my brother's amazon account saved across all of my devices
LoonyBoBdammitwhotookmyname
That'd make sense if she hadn't deliberately changed the password after last time. She makes it pretty obvious he shouldn't have access.
Rivia
Stuff you buy and look at on Amazon affects what ads you get. Left my amazon on once while my friends were over. Dragon dildos everywhere.
sikzik
Too
steriotypo
Lol gay
CactusMassage
That nigga looks to old too not be buying his own shit
Feauxx
You're so clever wow
PopatoMc
You're so clever wow.
buttstain
You're so clever wow.
SometimesISayDumbShit
Next year buy your mom a squirrel costume
NicC137
Buy your squirrel costume a mom
TobascoPanda
Considering he looks to be 30, maybe next year he can move out of his parents' house and buy his own costumes.
Squirrelmastersbitch
Then let her stash my nutts
JuicyManFartsAgainstFeminism
Doz nuts doh...
Moxmox
or a squirrel
blkbox
The new password will probably add an exclamation mark in the end.
NZSheeps
Buy seven squirrels a human costume
AmINotRelevantEnough
But what would her Amazon's password be this time?
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
She seems stressed maybe a costume would calm her down
AnakinItsOverIHaveTheHighGround
Buy your squirrel a mom costume
Bigboixx
Buy ur mama a costume, Buy ur whole family a costume.
Buddha7
But how will he ever figure out her new password after she adds 123 to the end of it?
hughmungo
so called it.
InqSerena
Came down to comments to write just that :P
KillerDuckasaurus
This.
endfreq
YES
Fairdinkums
Buy everyone a squirrel costume and yourself a dog costume
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Then bark at all the squirrels because you're a dog. And they are squirrels.
AlphaQueueBeta
micaiah95
You should buy your dog a dog costume
airandfingers
Not the same thing, but that reminds me of https://youtu.be/UDVYxZOoxR8
IAmNotSureWhatToSay
Holy fucking fuck that kitten
AdventurerOliver