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Tickle tickle
Jan 9, 2018 2:57 AM
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dabndad
I think Leonardo is trying to get a little suntin suntin, you lnow why I'm sayin fellas? Can I get a woof?
MyMomSaid
Fun fact: that is the red ear sliders mating “ritual”
JeremyDunn
Turtle uses jazz fingers... it's not very affective
IdontPostIonlyComment
Me trying to catch my dreams
IreallywantmynametobeSpaghetti
**deedle deedle deedle**
WilliamMorrislikesCoins
It’s the season to try and get some I guess...
Quaxx
Touch da fishy?
StevenFarmer
"C'mere, you, I'm gonna tickle ya."
throughthoughtthough
Oh thought that was gamora shooting something with a laser from its mouth.
Noyoudontknowmefromsomewhere
and zee fish giggles
haroldmann
Blubblubblubbllubbb
trgcs
I thought it was trying to grab a carrot...
KeyMasher
Someone needs to turn that carrot into an upvote, the turtle feebly striving to reach it.
pussycatpussyhat
Trying to boop the floop?
infectsall665
He's doing a shuttering ritual with his claws. Mine does it when threatened.
WilliamMorrislikesCoins
Mine does it when I’m the mood...
Disclaimered
Here Fishee Fishee.
avasheehan1234
Tickle tickle
DurendaI
I've seen the fuckers singlehandedly genocide entire ponds of fish by decapitation.
varsil
Used to have a turtle. We decided to get a fish to keep him company, and picked one we thought was way too big. Turtle ate half overnight.
Bumblebreezy
Show me de wey - that turtle probably
swishthekat
ColoradoDuckling
Raygboyd333
that was the last giggle that fish recieved
Chakra5
gimmegimmegimme
Soviet74
That smoll finger tho
Sunflower681
:)
quattroformaggix4
Ugh, still,my ABSOLUTE favourite
Sunflower681
laughed for 5 solid minutes first time I saw it :)
quattroformaggix4
I still laugh for that long at least every time i see it. I’ve watched a loop in hysterics for half an hour. Glorious little weirdo.
brokenadult
this isn't pizza!
tomdot
An odd, but true statement!
noptic
Not with that attitude!
stewie1087
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
The 1st one was such a great movie. The 2nd had it's nyuck-nyucks, but that scene with their mouths open and you could see the mouths of >
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
> the actors/performers within the mouths still can give me nightmares.
CommentwithGIFS
Marniekoekie
I am turtl, I live in teh sea. I am green, just like a tree. Fishy is mad, he is just bitch. to make him happy, I tickle zee fish.
Eddyrock
He’s trying to eat the fish
WilliamMorrislikesCoins
The tickling is actually a mating thing
Onomatopeepee
Fluffy fingers
VirtualChessLessons
ozzyatemyneighbor
Me trying to get my wife in the mood
WeedoForFreedom
Well there's your first mistake... wife
EBlade19889
IIRC, that's what the misguided turtle is trying, too.
Sarcasticbombastic
You tickle her fish hole?
catkittycatcat
Well, does it work?
jfunkx15
Hah, just checking this comment it has 69 upvotes
SwiggitySwoony
Garbage
massaka123
Your wife is a cold fish? Better not let her see that or its gonna be tickling all yourself from now on.
pacey5714
A fapping turtle
gettinbucknasty
fbutt09
Me trying to get your wife in the mood
RaynebowDeathtrap
FuckILoveTurtles
This is how male turtle attract mates. They show off their claws to whoever they're trying to swoon. My turtle does it to his reflection.
SirSmurfalot
Either that or he is trying to figure out how to claw through the glass and get out.
AliElkie
This is how my friend realised she had her terrapins genders the wrong way round
dAnderthal
https://media1.tenor.com/images/02a6491b291c3c60b0bed2506ff5efd0/tenor.gif?itemid=15194934
NicoleDanielle
My turtle does this to my other turtle, I always thought it was a dominance thing.
bantambasher135
It can be either.
BrutalUsersubPoliceman
I thought this is how they fight underwater
noxdracoria
My hubbys turtle does this to a little 'No Fishing' decoration in his tank as well as arranging colourful golf balls around his tank
yimt
That's really cute omg I need pics if u plz
FuckILoveTurtles
My turtles tank has no decorations sadly bc he tries to eat everything.
TheVirusKnownAsVirus
Maybe it’s because he’s so horny he can’t not eat anything. Lol
NotACanadian
Is he trying to fuck that fish?
chezwick2413
At very least @FuckILoveTurtles is.
FuckILoveTurtles
I love turtles and do not want to fuck them
Dipityseren
Okay, so what we're seeing here is a slightly confused turtle and an embarrassed fish?
imhoots
Toucha da fishy
FreeFall711
My turtle does this to his favorite rock
reddles
Your turtle sounds lonely. Or he's a massive narcissist. Either way.
AmphibiousCatfish
@narcissisticturtle just in case you exist
narcissisticturtle
Exist? How dare you, I am the greatest turtle of all the turtles.
AmphibiousCatfish
I’m glad I checked back on this lol
KonradOwen
My turtles tries to turn each other over, and kill each other. Not sure if i should be worried
FuckILoveTurtles
Turtles are able to reflip them-self most of the time.
KonradOwen
I am well aware of that. But these two fools i have legit hate each other, despite not being aggresive in their own species. They 1/2
KonradOwen
2/1 sometimes try biting after each other, or suffocate them when they are burrying down. (Yes, i am giving them a new cage soon...)
roakira5102
So he's gay?
mrdoubleq
Just sad.
Paracelsush
Just a narcissist
ZachsAnomaiy
He kno he look good. Werk it, turt
FuckILoveTurtles
No just dumb
Insomnia297
If there were ever a rime I believed somebody without a second of doubt, it's now.