Jan 17, 2017 9:51 PM
ProfessorWookie
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CameronTabb
Wish people would stop taking driving manuevors so personally.
doggetofftheqcekmty
Yeah, but I had more fun getting there.
idontknowwhatjokesare
as long as I got there first, I still won.
WhytWu1f
I'll admit, I'm that guy. But I'll still give you this look if you become that guy.
geiokami
That's one thing I hate about enjoying my car, people think I'm an impatient driver but instead I'm just having fun.
syrupnosprite
She like "can't get mad at me I'm cute as a button"
BarelyLucid
If your slow ass (works both ways)had put down your phone and moved to the other lane earlier we wouldn't be at this light together.
Probably wouldn't be at the same red light if your ass had gotten out of the way sooner.
Henrybigmuscles
How old is she now
HelloGelfling
Hahaha
TheDeanofLean
Isn't weird how she got less Asian looking as she got older (even though she has no Asian ancestry)?
Paramedia
Your brain is spaghetti right now isn't it?
HighContrastBeast
Wasn't this girl found murdered?
THEamazingMANTISshrimp
no
Honestly I could have sworn she was murdered. She's a disney star right?
Ireplietomyownpostsbecauseihavesplitpersonality
Yes. No murder.
SwarleysQuinntervention
Is she driving a Megane?
Dark0Strike
That means you can get around and not do 20 under the limit.
The72ndRaven
Is she in a GT-R?
AgoraphobicExtrovert
Dodge challenger
Gotcha, thanks! Couldn't tell the hub badge from the photo.
bigeasy44
I'm not trying to go fast in relation to you, I have my own reasons for speeding
RetConMan
It's more about the increased chance to actually beat you through the 5m light and not get stuck behind a wave of red lights in some places.
forestfinagle
Except it's a fat guy picking his nose
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
Isn't that Michael Jackson?
DPHENS
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Context?
robertmanbob
Bad lip reading.
KingLeo718
Episode of iCarly when she comes across some good pussy
lmxru
S06E04, a classic
shadowgar
The days of icarly. She get nakid yet?
IndyAndyJones
The consensus seems to be "no"
Goraji
Not her. The other one did.
assissantmanager
Knowing Disney stars it's only a matter of time
Gaberdolf
Nickelodeon*
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
She's a nevernude
http://imgur.com/ebWhmF1
TheIllegalCoconut
punkininstigator
Muddskipper2
I'm sure Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider (her producer) has some secret nudies of her
timberrrrrrr
That's disgusting
hoyboy2
...is dan schneider a fuck boy?
BaselessRumors
Dan Schneider "The Hymen Divider?"
MissingLia
Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider
M2THE49
He probably has a massive collection of used panties
How did he get that nickname?
TheRicM
Did a few songs with DMX and Eve
armitagecasemolly
Yeah but I'm no longer stuck behind your no drivin ass am I.
yesthisisturbo
But you got an early death and a ticket comin
CJNTX
Couldn't have said it better myself
It's not just the speed limit. When I'm behind the wheel my priority is driving, and not the myriad of other distractions y'all come up with
Thereminista
If I'm driving, you are, and I always leave the light first, just to rub salt in the wound.
Cross496
And I'm only beside you because I had to be behind you for so lonf
JBib
Came to say EXACTLY. FUCKING. THIS. It's so fitting that they don't get it, too.
Muttons1337
Yeah, but now we're both still in bumper to bumper traffic, just next to each other.
Until the light changes. Or the next. The point is now I'm not behind your slow driving ass. Even if the rest of the lights are the same.
Yeah, but now you're stuck behind another slow driving ass.
Cassodeus
Yeah, when the light turns green I can go while they slowly get up to speed limit. Or you know, 10 under the limit.
YooperMan21
But half the time that ahole actually goes the speed limit or 10 over even though when you were behind them they wouldn't dare go 10 under
Strostkovy
If you are anything like me you get stuck behind the people who accelerate to 45 so fast you can't catch up before the lane ends.
RandomAbscessMemories
Yep. I regularly pass people who aren't going all that slow because I know there's a section coming up that they'll slow to a crawl for.
Or the 2 lights that are synced just off enough that if you don't attempt to get up to speed you get caught by them.
Ha, well, not so much that. Our lowest-bid contractor couldn't be assed to time the lights so none of them ever sync up anyway.
BattleMercy
I just get pissed cause on my drive through town ( a medium sized one, kinda still smallish though) at 4am the lights just casually change
So that the store parking lot side is green. WHEN NO ONE IS THERE. FUCKING PRESSURE PLATE THEM PLEASE, NOT A TIMER.
FoxyEllie
Yeah, but if you were stuck behind me, you'd be in the same situation, but one car back and to the right. You'll save maybe 20 seconds.
brandi721
It's not about saving time. It's about not wasting time and sanity driving behind the person you don't want to drive behind.
I'm sorry if you were ever one of the drivers stuck behind me going the speed limit.
kildrgn
its the people that drive just below the limit and take miles to get up to speed. if you cannot maintain posted limit then park it
CameronTabb
Wish people would stop taking driving manuevors so personally.
doggetofftheqcekmty
Yeah, but I had more fun getting there.
idontknowwhatjokesare
as long as I got there first, I still won.
WhytWu1f
I'll admit, I'm that guy. But I'll still give you this look if you become that guy.
geiokami
That's one thing I hate about enjoying my car, people think I'm an impatient driver but instead I'm just having fun.
syrupnosprite
She like "can't get mad at me I'm cute as a button"
BarelyLucid
If your slow ass (works both ways)had put down your phone and moved to the other lane earlier we wouldn't be at this light together.
BarelyLucid
Probably wouldn't be at the same red light if your ass had gotten out of the way sooner.
Henrybigmuscles
How old is she now
HelloGelfling
Hahaha
BarelyLucid
Probably wouldn't be at the same red light if your ass had gotten out of the way sooner.
TheDeanofLean
Isn't weird how she got less Asian looking as she got older (even though she has no Asian ancestry)?
Paramedia
Your brain is spaghetti right now isn't it?
HighContrastBeast
Wasn't this girl found murdered?
THEamazingMANTISshrimp
no
HighContrastBeast
Honestly I could have sworn she was murdered. She's a disney star right?
Ireplietomyownpostsbecauseihavesplitpersonality
Yes. No murder.
SwarleysQuinntervention
Is she driving a Megane?
Dark0Strike
That means you can get around and not do 20 under the limit.
The72ndRaven
Is she in a GT-R?
AgoraphobicExtrovert
Dodge challenger
The72ndRaven
Gotcha, thanks! Couldn't tell the hub badge from the photo.
bigeasy44
I'm not trying to go fast in relation to you, I have my own reasons for speeding
RetConMan
It's more about the increased chance to actually beat you through the 5m light and not get stuck behind a wave of red lights in some places.
forestfinagle
Except it's a fat guy picking his nose
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
Isn't that Michael Jackson?
DPHENS
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Context?
robertmanbob
Bad lip reading.
KingLeo718
Episode of iCarly when she comes across some good pussy
lmxru
S06E04, a classic
shadowgar
The days of icarly. She get nakid yet?
IndyAndyJones
The consensus seems to be "no"
Goraji
Not her. The other one did.
assissantmanager
Knowing Disney stars it's only a matter of time
Gaberdolf
Nickelodeon*
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
She's a nevernude
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
http://imgur.com/ebWhmF1
TheIllegalCoconut
punkininstigator
Goraji
Muddskipper2
I'm sure Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider (her producer) has some secret nudies of her
timberrrrrrr
That's disgusting
hoyboy2
...is dan schneider a fuck boy?
BaselessRumors
Dan Schneider "The Hymen Divider?"
MissingLia
Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider
M2THE49
He probably has a massive collection of used panties
TheDeanofLean
How did he get that nickname?
TheRicM
Did a few songs with DMX and Eve
TheDeanofLean
armitagecasemolly
Yeah but I'm no longer stuck behind your no drivin ass am I.
yesthisisturbo
But you got an early death and a ticket comin
CJNTX
Couldn't have said it better myself
armitagecasemolly
It's not just the speed limit. When I'm behind the wheel my priority is driving, and not the myriad of other distractions y'all come up with
Thereminista
If I'm driving, you are, and I always leave the light first, just to rub salt in the wound.
Cross496
And I'm only beside you because I had to be behind you for so lonf
JBib
Came to say EXACTLY. FUCKING. THIS. It's so fitting that they don't get it, too.
Muttons1337
Yeah, but now we're both still in bumper to bumper traffic, just next to each other.
JBib
Until the light changes. Or the next. The point is now I'm not behind your slow driving ass. Even if the rest of the lights are the same.
Muttons1337
Yeah, but now you're stuck behind another slow driving ass.
Cassodeus
Yeah, when the light turns green I can go while they slowly get up to speed limit. Or you know, 10 under the limit.
YooperMan21
But half the time that ahole actually goes the speed limit or 10 over even though when you were behind them they wouldn't dare go 10 under
Strostkovy
If you are anything like me you get stuck behind the people who accelerate to 45 so fast you can't catch up before the lane ends.
RandomAbscessMemories
Yep. I regularly pass people who aren't going all that slow because I know there's a section coming up that they'll slow to a crawl for.
Dark0Strike
Or the 2 lights that are synced just off enough that if you don't attempt to get up to speed you get caught by them.
RandomAbscessMemories
Ha, well, not so much that. Our lowest-bid contractor couldn't be assed to time the lights so none of them ever sync up anyway.
BattleMercy
I just get pissed cause on my drive through town ( a medium sized one, kinda still smallish though) at 4am the lights just casually change
BattleMercy
So that the store parking lot side is green. WHEN NO ONE IS THERE. FUCKING PRESSURE PLATE THEM PLEASE, NOT A TIMER.
FoxyEllie
Yeah, but if you were stuck behind me, you'd be in the same situation, but one car back and to the right. You'll save maybe 20 seconds.
brandi721
It's not about saving time. It's about not wasting time and sanity driving behind the person you don't want to drive behind.
FoxyEllie
I'm sorry if you were ever one of the drivers stuck behind me going the speed limit.
kildrgn
its the people that drive just below the limit and take miles to get up to speed. if you cannot maintain posted limit then park it