deutschethos
399189
9937
214
Facebook's "A Look Back" feature leads to confusion
Quirky tumblr user gives Christian student a Satanic concussion.
Why it was hard for me to learn English.
How most of you probably feel about me right now
Part 18: http://imgur.com/gallery/sZKzX
Part 20: http://imgur.com/gallery/883wS
MontrealSaguenaycaprend5heuresenpassantparQuebec
I don't take that one on Bieber. We're a lot better than that. It's the English-Canadians fault, not us.
GirafficContent
Wait?!? WHAT!!! The Chimichanga is a dance? I always thought it was just a deep fried burrito.
Deadpo0l
Did someone say chimichanga?
will242
To the second tumblr post in this post: I thought chimichanga was a food not a dance.
will242
http://imgur.com/Xzh2bmx
cavemanhadstyle
Whenever you post these albums anyone within a 5 mile radius immediately knows that I'm not doing anything important with my life.
Desallia
The Sims one though
Welley
Justin Beiber is Ontarian, not from Quebec. I needed to point that out.
MediumJames
I'm guessing you are from Quebec?
DuckyJoseph
1/2 The sleeping student one upsets me. Usually if a kid is sleeping there is something wrong with them or at home. I discovered I had
DuckyJoseph
a sleeping disorder in high school because a concerned teacher encouraged me to see a doctor about it.
HenrikPedersen
Only thing I saw: "runyoucleverboy" . DW!
NoiceSmart
So many laughs out loud during a meeting my boyfriend is having regarding his auto shop. Thank you for the distraction.
PleaseClapNow
However long we fell asleep in class, we owed back on the last day of school. My friend fell asleep and I tried to wake her up by throwing
PleaseClapNow
shit at her and wound up serving the 30 minutes she owed with her.
pixelatedsoul
As someone from Hawaii, what a fucking idiot.
sarcasmismyjam
I have been informed this is Hawaii. *dead*
MouseTheFooDog
Fornication is only between unmarried people. If two unmarried people applied to have sex in medieval times... just, no. It makes no sense
carhop
The worst part about being deaf is not knowing if your farts make a sound
HogwartsAlumnus
Igotthatreference/haha.net
SDgoldilocks
Why was that attributed to Anna Kendrick?
RicecakesMcgee
Same when walking through a crowd with headphones on. Not that I know...
UnexpectedCrab
The best part about being an evil villain is not caring if your farts make a sound.
sinala
as a hering person ... of what use is it if you only know afterwards?
carhop
if you know your farts make a sound you can make attempts to avoid anyone hearing, excuse yourself when you offend someone. lots of use!
mitchconnor
Or unknowingly watching porn at full volume.
hngfbvf
If you're deaf, why would you have speakers on your computer?
iamtheonewhobones
the planet does a chimichanga......*facepalm*
AssamLaksa
yeah, might as well said the planet does a cha cha.
kmikl
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/181/a/e/did_someone_say_chimichanga__by_fonteart-d55fppw.jpg
tomyironmane
... that's about the sound MOST people make after eating dubious mexican food. Don't ask about volcanoes.
tomyironmane
CHIMICHANGA!
CHERNAB0G
i finally just now understand that TBOT means "the best of tumblr"
PaganRaven
As a deaf guy you can tell a yawn from a scream by the eyes/body language.
sinala
thanks. people should ask before wondering about super intelligent questions in public ...
SinceIFoundSerenity
I totally know the woman circled in this picture. http://imgur.com/nv2BFfB
HentaiSensai
Soak up the fame. Have a vote.
Worth1Dollar
I absolutely lost my SHIT at "NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE"
PlutosBeard
I like that after the dust settled after the emu war, some Australian counted the fallen emus to be recorded in history
runawayemu
May we forever remember their names and their sacrifice
VEpsilon
But seriously, the Emu's lost 2500 Emus, whereas the Australians lost no one. How DID the Emus win?
marquisdechocula
They were unified, with a clearly defined political goal
runawayemu
Pure emu tenacity
Pffffffffffbbbbbbbrrrrrrtttttttt
The aim of the war was to curb the Emu population, but was unsuccessful because 2500 isn't much compared to the total number of emus.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
I love the emu war. Emu commanders: emus.
runawayemu
Damn straight
Soilborn27
Fucking lost it at the Emu War.
enderofdragon
"The Great Emu War" would be an excellent name for a rock band.
757365726e616d65
just like Australians
wassamattayu
zingg
aevvm
Fucking lost it at llamas having instinctive anatomical knowledge.
Aech288
VIVA EL EMU
zyquux
I will always laugh at the Emu War post. The more details in that box you read, the funnier it gets.
unapologetic05
going to tell my child about this.... Fuck with his little mind.
runawayemu
I lost a lot of comrades that day
BillListo
Deserter!
CFC44
Did the king consent to it?
harrynelson37
I'm surprised no one caught "Chick C'nut" on the receipt.
JkSmith
I actually thought that was the joke at first. Then I read the header like I was supposed to lol
FinnAhern
The second person really doesn't understand what earthquakes are.
HighwayToTheDangerZone
I wish that one were not included. Not one of tumblr's brighter moments, I think.
2legit2quitx
Nor do they understand what a chimichanga is.
MeanWinchester
Deadpool would be offended by their ignorance, and would probably un-alive them
LennyKoggins
Clearly it's doing the harlem shake, not the the chimichanga.
awardwinningbananaforscale
Yeah, my thoughts were along the lines of "oh... you thought.. you thought the whole worl... oh, you sweet summer child."
anzolr
To be fair, the term itself is a little misleading.
TylerDurdensSoapCo
They also don't know what a chimichanga is.
TylerDurdensSoapCo
It's basically a bean taco by the way
ILoveKpopAndFood
It's not our planet spontaneously deciding to do the chimichanga?
WatchForMoose
I thought chimichanga is some kind of Mexican food.
tunaexecutiononatoastedbun
Yup, it's a deep fried burrito, not a dance.
ObligatoryCommenter
All mexican food has a dance. And a sexual position.
surroundedbystupid
I really wanna meet them just to see what else is cooking in their head
thatsmynametoo
Probably what they believe to be called a cha-cha, but is actually a chimichanga.
ToastyMozart
Welcome to tumblr: where goofy personification takes place of scientific knowledge. It's the Insane Clown Posse all over again.
FinnAhern
Magnets man, how do they work?
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
As a non-United Statesian, yes this is how we see you guys
ohHelloAgain
As a United Statesian, that is how i see most people i meet.
walterpeck
I know right? Americans are so dumb and stupid. How do we exist?
resolutionx
Simple "Warning Labels" on ALL THE THINGS! *fixes that* http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/46949919.jpg
elijahriley
Oh god, so many of us are so dumb it makes me want to scream.
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
As a United Statesian, that's just silly! We know you're not supposed to eat the trees! Especially the dead ones!
leradra
the deaf part - as a Deaf person myself - how stupid is that? of course we can tell.
Mos2414
People are stupid, that's why.
jakinda
Tell me about it.
AssamLaksa
yeah, I imagine there are worst concerns. What are yours?
leradra
Not being able to call 911 I guess. Yeah, really.
sinala
where do you live? is there no relay center there?
leradra
Ah, sorry. I meant that there is no way for us to quickly call 911. We can't even use our interpreter relays because they take forever
leradra
transferring to other interpreters and yadda. Now they're working on for us to be able to text 911 instead but that's not yet available for
sinala
oh shit. i think sms to 911 emergency numbers should be possible, its useful for everyone!
kevintranlives
(disclaimer : joke ruiner over here) as a HoH person yawning/screaming isn't an issue. Context cues, guys.
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
HoH?
kevintranlives
Hard of hearing, so basically I can hear a little bit and I choose to wear hearing aids.
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
Ah gotcha, thanks! I learned something new today :)
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
I thought so, the facial expressions are quite different...
midnightowl79
A comment posted here mentioned farting? Just getting my facts straight....
hencethequeef
Any truth to the fart sound dilemma?
kevintranlives
ahh, what exactly is the fart sound dilemma?
hencethequeef
Someone up ^there somewhere said the worst part of being deaf must be not knowing if your farts make a sound
kevintranlives
OHH, haha nope, not for me at least. Not to be gross, but I can tell when they're silent and when they're noisy just by... you know.
hencethequeef
"My sphincter senses are tingling."
Aech288
VIVA EL EMU, the revolution will come, and the great emu hordes shall take vengeance against the tyrannical Australians
runawayemu
AMEN
HeistheZissou
Emu noise for victory!
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
Hasta la Victoria Siempre!
AssamLaksa
I heard Australians had problems with rabbits too.
ObiWanChemobi
The revolution has begun
ohmoira
I saw an emu the other day standing there all alone.
GreatEmuWar
RELEVANT USERNAME ALERT!
superserial
I have nightmares about this
leeardamer
emulucion
cashewkitten
Do you hear the emus sing?
realskramz
Never forget the 2.500 brave souls that gave their life for emu freedom
Aech288
May they be granted eternal happiness in the halls of Emuza our lord and savior
Hammerhead777
Oh lord Emuza, we pray to thee for the souls of the fallen. May in death they find the happiness they couldn't obtain in life. Amen.
WardSharlow
Emus have no souls.
pataglop
burn the heretic!
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
how dare you
fairycheese
~but didn't the emus already win?
Jesusberry
FOR THE DEAD
wartortle27
No more shall they labor under the yoke of the oppressive aussies!
chaiteanunes
Viva LA Emu
1Rogue
uh, no. Emu carries a male connotation, it's "el emu" not "la".
chaiteanunes
The le, le and la are French, El is Spanish, dumbass
LordFireWaffleIII
EMUUUUUUUUU
Rozilla
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_war For more info!
imnotthedoctor
Sic semper Australia!
ObligatoryCommenter
Change it to: "emi nunquam hababunt cum viri in australia" or emus never will live with men in Australia. I got carried away sorry.......
SirPelvisJohnwood
*viris (also "emi" is a dubious plural form)
copingcabana
They had help:
TheRealDurdan
what...the...hell
Wermatch
This is Emuza who came down to execute justice for all flightless birds...never forget the Dodo extinction!!!!
lotusgold733
what is this I cant even
copingcabana
And yes, I know those aren't emus.
droomph
the emu-ostrich alliance of 1932
copingcabana
http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1341898387927_4789118.png
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
I'd like to see someone come up with a Behind the Gif for this.
[deleted]
[deleted]
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
I love you.
copingcabana
flyingphilp
I can honestly say the only animal I am scared of is an Emu, got attacked by one as a kid. No shit. They are fast and furious.
Ezzybells
I'd sooner walk up to an emu than a cassowary.
AssamLaksa
No way. Cassowaries can tear out my guts. They even look like velociraptors.