TBOT Part 19

May 28, 2014 5:12 PM

deutschethos

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Facebook's "A Look Back" feature leads to confusion

Quirky tumblr user gives Christian student a Satanic concussion.

Why it was hard for me to learn English.

How most of you probably feel about me right now

Part 18: http://imgur.com/gallery/sZKzX
Part 20: http://imgur.com/gallery/883wS

I don't take that one on Bieber. We're a lot better than that. It's the English-Canadians fault, not us.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait?!? WHAT!!! The Chimichanga is a dance? I always thought it was just a deep fried burrito.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did someone say chimichanga?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To the second tumblr post in this post: I thought chimichanga was a food not a dance.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whenever you post these albums anyone within a 5 mile radius immediately knows that I'm not doing anything important with my life.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Sims one though

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Justin Beiber is Ontarian, not from Quebec. I needed to point that out.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

I'm guessing you are from Quebec?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1/2 The sleeping student one upsets me. Usually if a kid is sleeping there is something wrong with them or at home. I discovered I had

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

a sleeping disorder in high school because a concerned teacher encouraged me to see a doctor about it.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only thing I saw: "runyoucleverboy" . DW!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So many laughs out loud during a meeting my boyfriend is having regarding his auto shop. Thank you for the distraction.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

However long we fell asleep in class, we owed back on the last day of school. My friend fell asleep and I tried to wake her up by throwing

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

shit at her and wound up serving the 30 minutes she owed with her.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As someone from Hawaii, what a fucking idiot.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I have been informed this is Hawaii. *dead*

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Fornication is only between unmarried people. If two unmarried people applied to have sex in medieval times... just, no. It makes no sense

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The worst part about being deaf is not knowing if your farts make a sound

12 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

Igotthatreference/haha.net

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why was that attributed to Anna Kendrick?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same when walking through a crowd with headphones on. Not that I know...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The best part about being an evil villain is not caring if your farts make a sound.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

as a hering person ... of what use is it if you only know afterwards?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

if you know your farts make a sound you can make attempts to avoid anyone hearing, excuse yourself when you offend someone. lots of use!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or unknowingly watching porn at full volume.

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

If you're deaf, why would you have speakers on your computer?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

the planet does a chimichanga......*facepalm*

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

yeah, might as well said the planet does a cha cha.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... that's about the sound MOST people make after eating dubious mexican food. Don't ask about volcanoes.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

CHIMICHANGA!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i finally just now understand that TBOT means "the best of tumblr"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a deaf guy you can tell a yawn from a scream by the eyes/body language.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thanks. people should ask before wondering about super intelligent questions in public ...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I totally know the woman circled in this picture. http://imgur.com/nv2BFfB

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Soak up the fame. Have a vote.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I absolutely lost my SHIT at "NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like that after the dust settled after the emu war, some Australian counted the fallen emus to be recorded in history

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

May we forever remember their names and their sacrifice

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But seriously, the Emu's lost 2500 Emus, whereas the Australians lost no one. How DID the Emus win?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They were unified, with a clearly defined political goal

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pure emu tenacity

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The aim of the war was to curb the Emu population, but was unsuccessful because 2500 isn't much compared to the total number of emus.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love the emu war. Emu commanders: emus.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damn straight

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking lost it at the Emu War.

12 years ago | Likes 213 Dislikes 3

"The Great Emu War" would be an excellent name for a rock band.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just like Australians

12 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

zingg

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fucking lost it at llamas having instinctive anatomical knowledge.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

VIVA EL EMU

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I will always laugh at the Emu War post. The more details in that box you read, the funnier it gets.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

going to tell my child about this.... Fuck with his little mind.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I lost a lot of comrades that day

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Deserter!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did the king consent to it?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised no one caught "Chick C'nut" on the receipt.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually thought that was the joke at first. Then I read the header like I was supposed to lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The second person really doesn't understand what earthquakes are.

12 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 2

I wish that one were not included. Not one of tumblr's brighter moments, I think.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nor do they understand what a chimichanga is.

12 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Deadpool would be offended by their ignorance, and would probably un-alive them

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Clearly it's doing the harlem shake, not the the chimichanga.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my thoughts were along the lines of "oh... you thought.. you thought the whole worl... oh, you sweet summer child."

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 3

To be fair, the term itself is a little misleading.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

They also don't know what a chimichanga is.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's basically a bean taco by the way

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not our planet spontaneously deciding to do the chimichanga?

12 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

I thought chimichanga is some kind of Mexican food.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Yup, it's a deep fried burrito, not a dance.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

All mexican food has a dance. And a sexual position.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I really wanna meet them just to see what else is cooking in their head

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Probably what they believe to be called a cha-cha, but is actually a chimichanga.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Welcome to tumblr: where goofy personification takes place of scientific knowledge. It's the Insane Clown Posse all over again.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Magnets man, how do they work?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a non-United Statesian, yes this is how we see you guys

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 10

As a United Statesian, that is how i see most people i meet.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

I know right? Americans are so dumb and stupid. How do we exist?

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Simple "Warning Labels" on ALL THE THINGS! *fixes that* http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/46949919.jpg

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god, so many of us are so dumb it makes me want to scream.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

As a United Statesian, that's just silly! We know you're not supposed to eat the trees! Especially the dead ones!

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

the deaf part - as a Deaf person myself - how stupid is that? of course we can tell.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

People are stupid, that's why.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tell me about it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, I imagine there are worst concerns. What are yours?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not being able to call 911 I guess. Yeah, really.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

where do you live? is there no relay center there?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, sorry. I meant that there is no way for us to quickly call 911. We can't even use our interpreter relays because they take forever

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

transferring to other interpreters and yadda. Now they're working on for us to be able to text 911 instead but that's not yet available for

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh shit. i think sms to 911 emergency numbers should be possible, its useful for everyone!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(disclaimer : joke ruiner over here) as a HoH person yawning/screaming isn't an issue. Context cues, guys.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

HoH?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hard of hearing, so basically I can hear a little bit and I choose to wear hearing aids.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah gotcha, thanks! I learned something new today :)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought so, the facial expressions are quite different...

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A comment posted here mentioned farting? Just getting my facts straight....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any truth to the fart sound dilemma?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ahh, what exactly is the fart sound dilemma?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone up ^there somewhere said the worst part of being deaf must be not knowing if your farts make a sound

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OHH, haha nope, not for me at least. Not to be gross, but I can tell when they're silent and when they're noisy just by... you know.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"My sphincter senses are tingling."

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

VIVA EL EMU, the revolution will come, and the great emu hordes shall take vengeance against the tyrannical Australians

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AMEN

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Emu noise for victory!

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Hasta la Victoria Siempre!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard Australians had problems with rabbits too.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The revolution has begun

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw an emu the other day standing there all alone.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RELEVANT USERNAME ALERT!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have nightmares about this

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

emulucion

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you hear the emus sing?

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Never forget the 2.500 brave souls that gave their life for emu freedom

12 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 0

May they be granted eternal happiness in the halls of Emuza our lord and savior

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Oh lord Emuza, we pray to thee for the souls of the fallen. May in death they find the happiness they couldn't obtain in life. Amen.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Emus have no souls.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

burn the heretic!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

how dare you

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

~but didn't the emus already win?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

FOR THE DEAD

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No more shall they labor under the yoke of the oppressive aussies!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Viva LA Emu

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

uh, no. Emu carries a male connotation, it's "el emu" not "la".

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The le, le and la are French, El is Spanish, dumbass

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EMUUUUUUUUU

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_war For more info!

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Sic semper Australia!

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Change it to: "emi nunquam hababunt cum viri in australia" or emus never will live with men in Australia. I got carried away sorry.......

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*viris (also "emi" is a dubious plural form)

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They had help:

12 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

what...the...hell

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This is Emuza who came down to execute justice for all flightless birds...never forget the Dodo extinction!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what is this I cant even

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And yes, I know those aren't emus.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

the emu-ostrich alliance of 1932

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'd like to see someone come up with a Behind the Gif for this.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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I love you.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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I can honestly say the only animal I am scared of is an Emu, got attacked by one as a kid. No shit. They are fast and furious.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'd sooner walk up to an emu than a cassowary.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No way. Cassowaries can tear out my guts. They even look like velociraptors.

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