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CrackedLegend
*In the same voice as the guy from the video who shot himself doing a quick-draw* "I just SHAT MYSELF!!!"
ohgodmywifeisgerman
myrmadon
I read that as "butt drenching", which would still be an accurate description.
thyfartismurder
R/watchpeopledie
Dreadends
It's ok. I didn't really need to poop right now. I just wanted to sit on the toilet while I imgur.
Geo80
Hopefully the asshole in the wrong lane in #8 was at least maimed beyond the ability to ever operate a vehicle of any kind ever again.
RedDreadMoomba
It looks like two cars tried to pass in single lane traffic at the same time and caused the collision. So two assholes in the wrong lane?
HopeIessWanderer
#10 the guy totally lost his shoe. Looks like the train knocks it off his foot.
Weissicles
#13 fucked me up with how he immediately checks if the kid is okay.
THEClockworkBanana
I cane here to comment on that gif. Holy shit that family is lucky.
verovex
Natural selection needs to work a little harder.
ifyouarereadingthisbuymeataco
WileEColi
Some of these people drive like Helen Keller. One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
delpharseven
#13 Dad reflexes FTW.
cuteandcuddly
#7 This guy is the real pro
Smishy
Fast and Furious: Moscow Drift
WorksForALiving
#4 is fake in case anybody thought it was real.
thatchubbyguy
I would think not getting hit by a train would be so easy. Apparently I'm wrong
nightripper
sumowoman
And lost.
themoodypancake
He looks like a character in a game that glitched or stuck in an animation.
someguy7734206
I'm somewhat upset that some of these people didn't get killed.
Happenstanceandluck
Is that bungee jump alligator one real? That guy wasn't small enough. Think it was shopped.
GILE5
It's from a beer commercial.
JollyCooperation9
Sooooo many idiots....
dstatistics
The bungee one is fake. It's a Foster's beer commercial from early 2000s
AncientSeraph
#1 "What was that about passing near a crossing again? Ah, fuck it."
ThatCanadianGirlEh
I literally kept repeating that over and over and over throughout this whole album.
Beepity
"Hmm, I'm sure this railroad-crossing gate is down for absolutely no reason, I'm gonna jump it!" - fucking dumbass
GeneralSturgeonWarning
Dude hopped the next fence and didn't turn back for the shoe he lost, so I'd imagine he was running from someone/something. (Police probs)
Caldaque
You never know when a moron is going to cross your path
inkpod
And endanger everyone around them
LetsGetThisOverWith
"I'm gonna kick this passed-out drunk dude on the street for no reason!"
WorksForALiving
Hopefully #1 hit a tree like a Stormtrooper on Endor.
Moveoutofthedesert
That guy who landed on a mattress though. Now THATS lucky.
Kudoskid
No-one is talking about that one enough. Holy shit that's cray
HarryPotthead
You called the butt clenching, yet i managed to take a dump watching these. Shout out to all toiletsitters!
breothskin
Heyo!!
SmokeMeatNotDrugs
Afternoon to ya
LetsGiveItATry
Checking in.
wheresmymoneydenny
Melanisia
He was pulling a rickshaw... it wasn't a near miss for the people INSIDE the rickshaw though.
yepperooni
Yea this one confused me too
Shadowfigure
I mean... by the looks of whatever the hell that was he was driving I don't think it was capable of breaking any speed records.
doesntgetmorearabthanthis
Can someone plz explain to me what happened in #12 ... The cop did quite a twirl there
jenw
I believe he broke his arm
OldDickSlap
Looks like was clipped by the side mirror.
doesntgetmorearabthanthis
AreYouSureAboutThat
whatismynameagain
In a lot of workplaces near misses do get reported and dealt with
Zak57TR
Was thinking this the entire time. A lot of these have violent collisions. OP is correct. A lot of them nearly missed.
robthepilgrim
Me as well
ValidLikeSalad
#8 was a near miss
dcibarnaby
I always thought it was ''neas miss'' because ''near hit'' would sound to much like ''we're hit''.. but then again.. who am I?
N0ticeablyFAT
"Near" is describing the miss. I miss several hundred other vehicles every week, and nobody cares because they are all far misses.
yaymuffins0
The term "near miss" us used correctly for the individuals that were spared instant death and maiming in these videos.
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
Can we just talk about people who run across in front of trains though. Fucking morons. What the fuck.
williewilliewillie
Maybe the guy in #10 was a spy. He could have been chasing the guy ahead of him.
kourakoura
Sorry George, you're confusing "near" with "nearly"
Ravenuser
Yeah. It's a miss that was really nearly an hit. But no cigar. Nearly missed would be an hit that was almost adverted.
SergeantFecesProcessor
So does that mean it should be "near, miss"? I've always been confused by this term too.
ravnicrasol
Non english speaker here... I'm confused as well.
NeverCast
Yes correct. The two words are separate. Near, Miss is probably better grammar.
NewRomana
"miss" hmmm. "I don't think thats word means what you think it means"
IHuggedaCorgiToday
Those are "near hit"
rattlebone10
I was thinking the same thing.
darbdavys
"Near miss? It's a near hit!"
adancinghippo
maybe he meant 'near miss' as in it nearly missed
Treblaine
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Helmets are amazing, because I'm amazed he was able to get up at all.
ChrsiPuff
He missed the dude just coming out of his car; May have killed him if he hit him
ReadOnlyMemories
Near miss.. They nearly missed! But didn't :) hahah
allegroconspirito
It's an expression
TicoMachi
Just because it's an expression doesn't mean that people who say it are using the word "miss" correctly.
imagurk
That's how natural language works. People use words wrong, and the meanings change over time. The word "nice" used to mean "stupid."
imagurk
Everyone says "try and do" which means to do both; it should be "try to do," but the majority of uses now are the wrong one.
imagurk
No one uses "ironic" properly, to the point that respected dictionaries now include "coincidental" as an alternate meaning.