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Welp at least I can trust them
FP edit: Thank you guys for being so nice! :) send me your faces! or dicks...your choice. :)
Feb 21, 2016 3:40 AM
SecretSniffer
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FP edit: Thank you guys for being so nice! :) send me your faces! or dicks...your choice. :)
Mrrick13
You need to wife your friends..
LannistersSendTheirRetards
My brother told me he was gay once when he was drunk lol. He still isn't gay but we'll see.
imjustheretofavouritethings
Had a friend come out as gay in high school. We all nearly died laughing because we didn't realise it was a secret. He was mega gay.
Copperbrat
When my bff cousin came out to me, my reply was "I know. Everyone knows." which seemed to kinda piss him off. I shoulda said something else.
chooseday
Generally you can kind of tell who your gay friends are anyway. Just saying.
kristuz
My friend came out the same. It was three times while drunk, third time another friend just told him: "Let's go find you a guy."
hollows
I told my sister I was bi at my college graduation, mentioned it about a year later, she was like "you know you just came out to me"
hollows
Turns out she just forgot. Which is my favorite thing - who the fuck cares about your sexuality. Just do you.
HeadlessNorseman
You got some good friends there OP.
jazzyfizzle1410
my friend came out to me over winter break and I had to explain that he had told me 4 years earlier
Pgoodso
One time a friend got drunk and confessed he was bi to an entire party, to which everyone's response was "Wait, you like GIRLS?!"
SluttyToast
ayyy
MyPieBringsAllTheDeansToTheYard
Do gay men get annoyed when random girls send them pussy pics?
NegativePositivePrimitive
You should get out more often.
Boots12345
Those are some pretty awesome friends you have
121AAD
anyone realize this is a spam account? the gay preaching/religious testimonials continue on imgur, repost, repost, gay preach
Snozledozle
Nice meme
TheAutopsy
Is this the situation where things change and he gets a bunch of vaginas in his inbox?
Samsquantch82
I don't know what a welp cat is, but you'd better put them back in that bag before someone notices that you let them out.
MechaNinja
Drunk you thinks he's pretty fucking funny, doesn't he? ; )
HappyWhoa
My friend like this gets his pronouns mixed up when tipsey. We've all known for years but just go along because we love him and don't care.
samsonguy920
Keeping secrets from Future You? Sinister!
vergeetc
Trust no one, not even yourself
tlazolteotl
Left handed!
AgainstMethod
Yeah, past you is either genius or a dick.
samsonguy920
Past Me leaves me dirty laundry now and then.
AlexDuos
Sounds like you've got some great friends there.
SecretSniffer
Yeh, I'm gonna keep em. :D
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
They kept your secret, even from you. Damn they are good.
DEFCONwhite
Most decent people dont care enough to bring your sexuality up.. we're called decent humans
Sionas
+1 for real friends
WantMyBoddd
Those are "forever" friends. Many ppl never get that kind of loyalty from those they choose to call "friends"
icameinlikeafeckingball
Yup. I had a group of friends once who had the common decency to keep my own secrets from me. Shame they didn’t keep them from my other (1)
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friends, or their other friends, or their acquaintances, or the neighbour’s cat. (2)
WantMyBoddd
Dang man, the neighbors cat is never to be trusted. Ultimate betrayal
TerribleAwful
congrats & cheers @OP
just don't drink too much in celebration :)
PrincipalVaginaHere
Username checks out
RabidManatee
Those are good friends. You can trust them and they dont judge you.
121AAD
Different Experience, I finally came out to my friends as a Trans, but they abandoned me when I said I was actually a Flying Dragon
ZzaLord
Same here... Mine abandoned me when I told them I sexually identified as an attack helicopter..:(
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
You can trust them so well they won't even tell you your own secrets.
Wakborder517
That's impressively loyal
kmikl
That's meta-loyal. Next-level loyal. Loyal to the second power.
LeiZhenBang
Maybe that's why they drew the dicks then?
Avadakedavrra
When i told ppl, they were all like WE ALREADY KNEW THAT.
Soach88
I had this one friend who came out and nobody was surprised. He then asked since when we knew about it? "The day we meet the first time"
TrixiHobbitz
My cousins were taking Over/Under bets on when I would figure it out. Two of my friends shouted "CALLED IT" and the rest aren't around anymo
sweetfumblebee
I had one friend "I would like at least ONE person to act surprised."
RoyFuckingMustang
My friend said "okay" and that was it
Ruhig
"Uh, you've been dating a guy for a year now."
StillHerFavouriteImgurian
When a friend came out to us, our collective response was "that's nice, but you're blocking the tv, man".
youremindmeofthebabewhatbabe
When my best friend told me he had a boyfriend i punched him, not because he was gay but because that asshole didnt tell me earlier
SauceBot
WELP is a religious radio station located in Easley, South Carolina.
itsnotuitsme
Here I am in Greenville and didn't know that
SloppyJimbo
Oh saucebot. Sweet sweet beautiful tropical fish saucebot.
thesurlyscientist
I told a friend while drunk then they told me what I had said in the morning, then never spoke to me again. Keep those friends close, OP.
SluttyToast
That sucks. *hugs*
StayedDuck
That hurts my heart =( not a true friend tho
Cyansky
This is why I'm afraid to tell some friends. Thankfully I never get drunk lol.
thesurlyscientist
Sorry mate, don't mean to help scare you off. Just my perspective, I find it's better to know who your real friends are sooner than later.
RodneyAChance
You came out and they abandoned you? Obviously those were NOT your friends and, in fact, are known as 'assholes'. Avoid assholes if possible
thesurlyscientist
Eh, supposedly was a mentor, but I guess not. No worries. I've got better people, now with more humor and support. Life is good.
RodneyAChance
Everyone has a purpose, even if only to serve as a bad example. This was a good example of the opposite of how a mentor should act.
TrixiHobbitz
unless he's a top
RodneyAChance
Absolutely. I should have specified avoiding THIS type of assholes. Otherwise I imagine a gay guy would be pretty lonesome.
Cuthbertrideson
I'm coming out to my Mom tomorrow, I'm trying not to freak out right now. *getting really drunk*
stopstalkingmeplease
I think in many cases, parents or in the very least mothers know to some extent. Good luck and all the best!
WhoIsTheDodie
Im sure she knows. If she does disown you, i'll adopt you! I make really good beef stew and wicked brownies! Just learned how to make jello
Wakborder517
Don't get drunk because of it. That is not a good way to calm your nerves.
IFoldlyGo
If she makes a reference to you in the closet and Narnia, just laugh with it.
dialysisinflictor
Just trust her. I don't know your mom, but if she loves you this isn't going to change anything. Good luck!
icameinlikeafeckingball
And even if she does love you, she may react strongly or even have serious moral problems if she was raised to be very conservative and (1)
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never had something happen to her that made her challenge those views. You may be the thing that challenges those views, and it could (2)
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make things a lot better for both of you. Even if that doesn’t happen, it’s better for her to know, and whatever she says isn’t a (3)
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reflection on you. You’re awesome and glorious and you know, it’s equally possible she’s totally okay with it. Good luck! (4)