Atehc
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Not surprised at all.
Nov 12, 2017 8:30 AM
Atehc
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Not surprised at all.
stephanieblaire
He is a beautiful man
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
FatBoobsDontCount
but he apparently leered at them in Spanish. No Bueno.
Sigge1981
The more I read about Keanu Reeves, the more I like him.
numnumcoookies
I would do anything just to watch him at the shooting range in person.... that'd be the best date EVER!!!
NeverEatASoggyBiscuit
Motherfucker, my heart dropped for a moment then!
Foxofkaos
They forgot *at once* in the title and the left out the entire part about the orgy in the story
LadyNetrex
https://twitter.com/AgniBankai/status/929261149840850944
EmmaReiki
You are at exactly 666... I'm sorry for my +1
thedarksideoftheforce
You might as well have jinxed him.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
I'd believe "woman claims Reeves, stoned, walked out of date on accident" but could never believe assault charges against him.
sceh1337
hahaha you're spot on! :D
CottonTheClown
Makes you wonder if "journalists" are scrambling for sexually deviant dirt on all celebrities right now
CerberusMutt
Fools. This is all a cover up to hide his true secret-- VAMPIRISM!
ItsThatOneAsshole
Barrycontrary
I know these bait and switch ones are supposed to be funny, but I'm real tired.
FergalHB
Someone's eventually going to make one of these "nice guy fake news posts" about someone who's going to turn out an actual Weinstein
davyay
If hes not cast as Spike for the Cowboy Bebop live action, i'll be mad
Jeeeezzzuusss
That shit isn't funny. For all I know these accusations are a publicity stunt for the girls. Not all have been truthful.
InfantCrippler
^this
Fistytheclown
I get the sense Ashley Judd is trying to reboot her career.
MrsZbornak
I love him and I would definitely be crushed if I heard anything bad about him
MaximumRadius
I wonder what this flurry of misconduct accusations are meant to distract us from.
SemperFiZero
Hey leave our Canadian boy alone.
psychotropicwanderlust203
The audacity of these Hollywood stars!!! Hope these men get what they deserve!
LastArcanum
Is that bitch from Team Rocket?
LadyNetrex
Seems Tom Hanks is in it too now :( https://twitter.com/AgniBankai/status/929261149840850944
regnulify
for 30 years now, he's be cool. He should be the most interesting man on earth.
MAup
Eh I'd even go on a date with him. Don't think my girlfriend would mind either :)
Kargathia
Except that you have to break the news that you've got a date with him, and she doesn't.
Manatapit
Fucking sexist...why is he ONLY dating women.
Baxtersmum
He’s innocent until proven otherwise.
MetroidJunkie
Everyone is, even people we don't like. Hint hint, Internet, this witch hunt crap is getting old.
AZGrowler
That sounds like you may be a witch.
MetroidJunkie
You're being suckered into this witch... pursuit thingy!
PantaloonPrincess
Where's my nice Keanu date?
Sedlyf
In your dreams probably!
DireSnails
My God I would cook him the nicest dinner and hope that *maybe* he'd let me devour him afterward. A girl can dream...
Manateeheehee
I'm saying. Is there like.. a sign - up sheet or something?
thelefthandN7
It's got a really long waiting time. Thankfully he's immortal.
TurtIeproof
HE IS A BUSY MAN, @PantaloonPrincess and he needs his Keanu Naps, AKA Keanu Sleeps. They are vital to him.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Right here
PointsWhore
Princess+Princess= Brazzers
C0mtraya
italyball
C0mtraya
pseudointel
TheGreenHornet
I hear all these allegations and my first thought, it couldn't have been that bad... Oh, he wiped his dick out and masturbated...nvm then.
TheGreenHornet
Like wtf, how could anyone think that was ok, in any shape or form?
MessWithJeffPrepareForDeath
https://imgur.com/EgvBIFI
orbobb
Lop wtf is this
Myfurryfingerupyourbutt
A trap
SavageRancor
dragon ball
orbobb
I know the characters but is this scene really from the show? Looks more like rule 34 humour
SavageRancor
Dude it's Japanese anime... How are you surprised. And yeah
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
DB was really lewd in the beginning and once it got big they changed that
NateintheNorth
Is this from the older ones? The shading looks better done than I remember... maybe it's because it's small or maybe I'm misremembering.
ChronologicalMyopia
Meanwhile LCK be like:
SjyiN
Them bitches. Technicly he has a heap of new material for his next show
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KansasComrade
You’re so edgy
Capitahood
What happened with LCK?
ContactFrunt
He whipped it out. It. It. Out. Out.
Zaelesh
Maybe it just needed some air, Sometimes they need air!
nononini
*Cue laugh track*
NoItsATideUsername
zenmaster11
SeaFan
I love that this isn't even photoshopped. I guess people cannot say they are too surprised.
STGxDante
I mean his guest appearance on the daily show with Jon Stewart made this pretty obvious lol.
AllTheOtherGoodNamesWereAlreadyTakenSoIAmStuckWithThisStupidOne
Disappointed, but not surprised.
InfantCrippler
it ain't photoshopped????
SeaFan
No he did an interview where he debated an anti masturbation advocate.
MasterBaitin
Still a fan of CK
SuspiciousCactus
It's sad that so many people feel this way. We're literally upvoting this and downvoting people who are not brushing this aside.
BubblesSayingDecent
He admitted to it and apologized. Deserves a second chance in my opinion.
BellaKiss
A 10th chance more like. He's been doing it for years!
TheotherotherotherBaldwin
KalebWhitman
wait I didn't hear, what happened with C.K.???
spookymelissa
he asked women if he could masterbate in front of them and then did, now years later some of them are saying they were uncomfortable 1/2
spookymelissa
2/2 One of them called him while he was whacking, heard it and continued to talk to him...once again she called him on the phone
BellaKiss
If I knew someone who did (at least) this irl, I'd have nothing to do with the massive creep.
KansasComrade
You’re going to be sorely disappointed if you’re holding your Hollywood icons to the same standards you hold your personal relationships to.
StalkerSan
So let them disappoint me.
nexusband
Well, nice not knowing you then ^^
420blazeitbitchez
Everyone's hating even tho he asked they consented and when some said no he didn't do anything but yer lets jusr label him a rapist
shedooooooooo
He didnt care if they said no. He still did it.
420blazeitbitchez
He has a weird fetish but there's nothing wrong with him being into some kinky shit
CatsandDnD
There have been several sources saying he asked for consent. If they said yes, he did it, but if they didn't agree to it, he didn't do it.
420blazeitbitchez
You obviously dk about the situation,even the women that came out said he asked consent and one women said she said no and he didn't proceed
Thatdudewiththegameblog
I think its important to differentiate between sexual misconduct and full on abuse. Louis did bad things but hes not a rapist
REALLYANGRYBEE
He asked CONSENSUALLY. I don't understand why everyone's phrasing what C.K. did like he forced a woman onto a chair and whipped it out?
TraitorousTrump3
He asked. But didn’t care what their answer was. Thats not really consensual. Like, at all.
420blazeitbitchez
Yer he did one if the women who came out said she said no and he left so where the fuck are you getting info from
HorrendousSpaceKablooie
And his victims are adults. Definitely on the forgivable end of the creepy behavior scale
mottledbear
He body blocked the exit for two women who didn't want to stick around. Fuck CK.
Thatdudewiththegameblog
And he actually publicly apologized - something Kevin Spacey and Weinstein and the other Hollywood schmucks wont do for fear of persecution
LizardsInTheSky
Is he being prosecuted? Why does it seem like all of this is done outside of court?