Oct 9, 2017 3:42 AM
anlyin
140145
2851
62
Savy0324
Damn it people stop makin me laugh!! Everyone in my house is asleep and im over here cackle laughing like a weirdo in complete silence.
Zumitraveller0
I like that mentality, also a good opportunity to do something else with these poor women.
godirl
don't waste their time!! you know someone is a lowlife when they treat sex workers as a joke
sexyGandalf12
I see I'm not the only one who does this...
CallingYouOnYourShit
I like to message manual labourers and see if I can get them to give me a lapdance.
sliceballs
"Yes papi" lol I like the sound of that
3dartwork
No by fence I mean my dick, it's really long and by painted I mean you cover it wet.
teabagthefool
Hahahah great one..
Jackslostatsea
I appreciate the humor in this I applaud you
firstnationhombre
Like an actual fence, but fencier
gelos
so what and where is this "backpage"? For ... science ... for a friend
moosemilk
Just Google 'backpage'
derpisasderpdoes
PAINT MY FENCE!
kingcong713
I need moarrrr!!!
DarkLynx13
This is genius.
mirtobarcelo0
Me and my buddies use to prank call them it was too funny jajajaja
butterflymkm
So, you're what...like 12?
ramram70
In 30 mins you paint maybe a couple of meters, 10 meters tops. And that is not a really long fence.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
It's not the size, it's how you use it.
janedrew
He says it's a really long fence, but I bet it's not.
onthe6ball
spray gun
This is the only way to get it right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R37pbIySnjg
DangerTrain
"Prank" tag? Really?
Ipoopwhenilaugh
Pimp slap in 9-8-7...
[deleted]
Sorrywrongnumberagain
Wow I'm hispanic and that was rowdy fucking racist.....i love it wish i would've thought of it first. +1
nipplepanties
Kinda racist. Mostly funny
RedcoatMic
What a funny awesome prank, making fun of sex workers, who more than likely have a shitty life already, to get laughs on the internet!
boaja
I'm sure they're use to being shit on.
lafemmenikita
Yes but I don't they get paid 150 an hour for this Imgur post
youwillneverguessmyrealname
And after the fence anal is still a great option
flamedance58
What is fence anal?
Wouldn't YOU like to know, eh?
NZSheeps
Or even 'while' (God, that's a fetish somewhere now, isn't it...)
BolshajaSvinja
"Now"?
animalrv
Yeah, it is now. Thanks.
deliciousbiscuit87
Can someone direct me to this back page??
iseeyoushiverwithantici
Backpage is also a source used by child sex slave services. Watched a really moving documentary about girls rescued from it.
LittleYerrySeinfled
You'd be better off finding a legit escort. Backpage services can be horrible. Heard of people getting robbed, beat up and even arrested
Merwini
Or worse... expelled!
Literally just Google 'backpage'. It's like craigslist meets 4chan
That description alone triggers my security alerts.
Thanks moosey
Moosey*
justacap
Money is money. And I'd take you to court when you don't pay up. Doing it via email/text is a written contract.
R0bhimself
Actually this constitutes a valid offer, but it’s revocable until it’s properly accepted.
olavi
Those blintzes were lousy!
Refmylife
Unless it’s illegal
It most certainly is not illegal to contract to paint a fence, if they keep it under $600ish dollars. YMMV.
imabadger
Depends on the country, doesn't it?
lozzieinferno
Surely as long as it complies with the laws of the land and the invitation to treat is accepted, the contract is valid regardless of price?
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Why would it be illegal above $600? Or does that run into some kind of money laundering territory?
Or having something to do with taxes maybe.
Rip901
Yup, https://www.irs.gov/forms-pubs/about-form-1099misc
Savy0324
Damn it people stop makin me laugh!! Everyone in my house is asleep and im over here cackle laughing like a weirdo in complete silence.
Zumitraveller0
I like that mentality, also a good opportunity to do something else with these poor women.
godirl
don't waste their time!! you know someone is a lowlife when they treat sex workers as a joke
sexyGandalf12
I see I'm not the only one who does this...
CallingYouOnYourShit
I like to message manual labourers and see if I can get them to give me a lapdance.
sliceballs
"Yes papi" lol I like the sound of that
3dartwork
No by fence I mean my dick, it's really long and by painted I mean you cover it wet.
teabagthefool
Hahahah great one..
Jackslostatsea
I appreciate the humor in this I applaud you
firstnationhombre
Like an actual fence, but fencier
gelos
so what and where is this "backpage"? For ... science ... for a friend
moosemilk
Just Google 'backpage'
derpisasderpdoes
PAINT MY FENCE!
kingcong713
I need moarrrr!!!
DarkLynx13
This is genius.
mirtobarcelo0
Me and my buddies use to prank call them it was too funny jajajaja
butterflymkm
So, you're what...like 12?
ramram70
In 30 mins you paint maybe a couple of meters, 10 meters tops. And that is not a really long fence.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
It's not the size, it's how you use it.
janedrew
He says it's a really long fence, but I bet it's not.
onthe6ball
spray gun
ramram70
This is the only way to get it right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R37pbIySnjg
DangerTrain
"Prank" tag? Really?
Ipoopwhenilaugh
Pimp slap in 9-8-7...
[deleted]
[deleted]
Sorrywrongnumberagain
Wow I'm hispanic and that was rowdy fucking racist.....i love it wish i would've thought of it first. +1
nipplepanties
Kinda racist. Mostly funny
RedcoatMic
What a funny awesome prank, making fun of sex workers, who more than likely have a shitty life already, to get laughs on the internet!
boaja
I'm sure they're use to being shit on.
lafemmenikita
Yes but I don't they get paid 150 an hour for this Imgur post
youwillneverguessmyrealname
And after the fence anal is still a great option
flamedance58
What is fence anal?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Wouldn't YOU like to know, eh?
NZSheeps
Or even 'while' (God, that's a fetish somewhere now, isn't it...)
BolshajaSvinja
"Now"?
animalrv
Yeah, it is now. Thanks.
deliciousbiscuit87
Can someone direct me to this back page??
iseeyoushiverwithantici
Backpage is also a source used by child sex slave services. Watched a really moving documentary about girls rescued from it.
LittleYerrySeinfled
You'd be better off finding a legit escort. Backpage services can be horrible. Heard of people getting robbed, beat up and even arrested
Merwini
Or worse... expelled!
moosemilk
Literally just Google 'backpage'. It's like craigslist meets 4chan
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
That description alone triggers my security alerts.
deliciousbiscuit87
Thanks moosey
deliciousbiscuit87
Moosey*
justacap
Money is money. And I'd take you to court when you don't pay up. Doing it via email/text is a written contract.
R0bhimself
Actually this constitutes a valid offer, but it’s revocable until it’s properly accepted.
derpisasderpdoes
PAINT MY FENCE!
olavi
Those blintzes were lousy!
Refmylife
Unless it’s illegal
justacap
It most certainly is not illegal to contract to paint a fence, if they keep it under $600ish dollars. YMMV.
imabadger
Depends on the country, doesn't it?
lozzieinferno
Surely as long as it complies with the laws of the land and the invitation to treat is accepted, the contract is valid regardless of price?
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Why would it be illegal above $600? Or does that run into some kind of money laundering territory?
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Or having something to do with taxes maybe.
Rip901
Yup, https://www.irs.gov/forms-pubs/about-form-1099misc