Like an actual fence? 

Oct 9, 2017 3:42 AM

anlyin

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Damn it people stop makin me laugh!! Everyone in my house is asleep and im over here cackle laughing like a weirdo in complete silence.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like that mentality, also a good opportunity to do something else with these poor women.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

don't waste their time!! you know someone is a lowlife when they treat sex workers as a joke

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I see I'm not the only one who does this...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I like to message manual labourers and see if I can get them to give me a lapdance.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Yes papi" lol I like the sound of that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

No by fence I mean my dick, it's really long and by painted I mean you cover it wet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Hahahah great one..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I appreciate the humor in this I applaud you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like an actual fence, but fencier

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so what and where is this "backpage"? For ... science ... for a friend

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Just Google 'backpage'

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PAINT MY FENCE!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need moarrrr!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is genius.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me and my buddies use to prank call them it was too funny jajajaja

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 15

So, you're what...like 12?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In 30 mins you paint maybe a couple of meters, 10 meters tops. And that is not a really long fence.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It's not the size, it's how you use it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He says it's a really long fence, but I bet it's not.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

spray gun

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is the only way to get it right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R37pbIySnjg

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Prank" tag? Really?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pimp slap in 9-8-7...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 9, 2017 8:40 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Wow I'm hispanic and that was rowdy fucking racist.....i love it wish i would've thought of it first. +1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kinda racist. Mostly funny

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

What a funny awesome prank, making fun of sex workers, who more than likely have a shitty life already, to get laughs on the internet!

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 24

I'm sure they're use to being shit on.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 12

Yes but I don't they get paid 150 an hour for this Imgur post

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And after the fence anal is still a great option

8 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 5

What is fence anal?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't YOU like to know, eh?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or even 'while' (God, that's a fetish somewhere now, isn't it...)

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"Now"?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it is now. Thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Can someone direct me to this back page??

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Backpage is also a source used by child sex slave services. Watched a really moving documentary about girls rescued from it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'd be better off finding a legit escort. Backpage services can be horrible. Heard of people getting robbed, beat up and even arrested

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or worse... expelled!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Literally just Google 'backpage'. It's like craigslist meets 4chan

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That description alone triggers my security alerts.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks moosey

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moosey*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Money is money. And I'd take you to court when you don't pay up. Doing it via email/text is a written contract.

8 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 16

Actually this constitutes a valid offer, but it’s revocable until it’s properly accepted.

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

PAINT MY FENCE!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those blintzes were lousy!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unless it’s illegal

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 4

It most certainly is not illegal to contract to paint a fence, if they keep it under $600ish dollars. YMMV.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

Depends on the country, doesn't it?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Surely as long as it complies with the laws of the land and the invitation to treat is accepted, the contract is valid regardless of price?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why would it be illegal above $600? Or does that run into some kind of money laundering territory?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or having something to do with taxes maybe.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0