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Bonus! 22
Bonuser! 23
Bobonusnus!! 24!
Holy shiiit! Boooooonus! 25
Grahhhhhhh!!! Impossible! B-b-b-bonuttlesButtlesBonusDoubles!! 26
southflhitnrun
#2 He is so tickled
KsuviKhor
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AntaNce
#1 MoneyBall?
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
Glen my dude...
bingotown
#7 Listened several times. Nice job with the voices!
johnxbear
#2 epitome of this may be your show but it's my episode.
WoodORama
It hurts to know that my favorite sick day show all those years and Bob Barker was a raging cunt.
Cataleast
#9 Dude put his whole skinny ass into those whiffs. Fully committed without hitting a thing :)
southflhitnrun
Yep, zero handβeye coordination. I think the bonnet on his head is providing a context key about this guy.
getadogupya
#21
Isthe4thtimethecharm
They were about to both get a beating. That guy looked like he was ready.
Quessir
#11 ...what?
lovehandlesmessiah
#12: Gimli does this and itβs sweet AF and beloved by readers and viewers of the movie. This kid does it and you tag him to monitor for serial killer tendencies. Never watched Mad Men so not sure where this whole storyline went.
Mariguamar
I can barely see anything on bonus 23, What is happening?
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
There's a vaguely humanoid figure that shifts around like an npc in a video game, then it just fades away. Probably a shadow or something. Pretty spooky, though.
Mariguamar
Thanks.
augifinn
#15 so much what the actual fuck.
JackHL01
This is all sorts of unhinged! I have made several weirded out faces! Thank you, a taste of oooold imgur!
SatansRepairDroid
#15 John Olivers newest episode about police stings is especially relevant here. ACAB
DasBeaker
I know a lot of cops are assholes but this one was investigating a hit and run and she sped through the scene. https://youtu.be/_12y4-EnTt0?si=6KfSYxASWqqdjklY
MadamPuddifoot
Her dad wasn't wrong though, she was being an entitled little bitch.
SatansRepairDroid
You would be too if you were just entrapped by a cop into doing something specifically so they could have something to pin on you.
MadamPuddifoot
Sweetheart, she walked out acting like a bitch, she didn't even know what was happening.
southflhitnrun
Yeah, what his body cam probably does not show is whether his hand/arm was up enough to signal a request for her to stop.
DasBeaker
Hand fully up and open. https://youtu.be/_12y4-EnTt0?si=6KfSYxASWqqdjklY
southflhitnrun
Awesome. That settles that. But, if the tag is visible on the body cam why did he have to "canvas" the neighborhood? Interesting choice of words.
DasBeaker
No idea. lol
picselator
I suppose it's because she was not at her residence; it seems like she was at a friend's house.
Bheka420
#11 what is that from?
Croaked
Cooking Con Claudia on YT!
Bheka420
Ugh I meant #12
OutOfTheHat
There's a specific kind of taco that mixes it all up like this, it's called campechanos. Normally You'd get the individual kinds of meat on your taco, but if you ask for a campechano they'll mix it up for you.
johnxbear
#13 that's one of those hurts that takes a bit to fully register
OutOfTheHat
That's an arm-breaker right there
southflhitnrun
#7 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZzA5aDlpdGxmMHZsMTg1MWVkbHhvcXZvcmp1NDd5eWRycmg5MDYzayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/mMDA2ZvTdzJPk6RAlP/giphy.gif
spidermenz
#14 amazing.
that somebody would want that.
that somebody would do that to somebody.
Yakeshinu
#2
JackHL01
come on, in the middle of my back swing?
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
So what is #12 from?
DasBeaker
Mad Men I think season 1 episode 4
sochilln
Is that a pre-serial killer or what?
Whatta little creep.
DasBeaker
No idea never seen the show. Just looked up the scene to tell people what it was.
picselator
Lots of spoilers, of course.
https://madmen.fandom.com/wiki/Glen_Bishop
sochilln
Thx for the sauce.
DrHenryGrabow
Mad Men
circlebreaker
#11 *corner of eye itch intensifies*
cmdshift3
#3 Pass him the blunt! He keeps reaching for it but you ignore him
ptrimg
#1 - I thought he was paying with buds.
PanPot608
#15 she would not be treated this nicely and patiently if she wasn't a pretty blonde
tiderfish
#11 damn man, now Iβm hungry and thirsty!
SomeDetroitGuy
#15 - Dont talk to cops. Shut the fuck up, dont say a word other than "I want a lawyer. I will not talk without a lawyer present." He was interrogating her because he didnt have shit and was trying to coerce a confession. Shut the fuck up, wait for a lawyer even if it means you lose your weekend to an asshole cop.
OutOfTheHat
Judging by her far-off stare and demeanor, I'd say she is on something. The cogs in her brain are not fully operational.
Beanholio
Absolutely blew my mind
circlebreaker
What blew my mind is her worthless parents. Her Mom is "embarrassed" to have a cop on a fishing expedition run her daughter's plates and come to arrest her at home on the basis of presumed "eluding Police", and her Dad is siding with the pig like it's a family dispute and he doesn't like her attitude? These are the types of parents who send their kids to those Hellacious "scared straight" boot camps for getting shit grades in school. Who's fucking side are they on?
Beanholio
Agree on the dad - the mom in the video is the friend's mother, I believe. The girl being arrested was at a friend's house.
DasBeaker
https://youtu.be/_12y4-EnTt0?si=6KfSYxASWqqdjklY
MoralRectifier
Every day is "shut the fuck up friday".
thrashingcows
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
"I want a lawyer. I will not talk without a lawyer" is not specifically invoking your right to a lawyer and cops do not have to stop asking you questions. You need to say specifically, "I'm invoking my right to a lawyer." And then like you said, shut the fuck up.
DrakeDoe
I believe legally speaking "I want a lawyer and I will not talk without a lawyer" is sufficient to invoke duty of counsel however you just have to stop talking.
hobbitdoc
Just don't say *I want a lawyer, dawg"
TheForestFloor
"I visually estimated you at about 60, easily" Yeah, lets' see how that gets enforced in the courtroom. ...and why on earth would it matter how "polite" you are with an LEO? The outcome should not be swayed by how nice you are.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
It definitely is swayed by how kind you are. Have you ever worked with the public. If so imagine those bitchy customers and how much you wish you could ruin their day. If you are a cop you get the option. But I think the dad was saying more if she would have stopped when the cop wanted. It probably would have only been a ticket. Also I get where dad was coming from leaving her in jail. But don't help the cops case by having her explain on camera.
TheForestFloor
Oh, she's obviously a garbage person. I have worked with the public and while my attitude would be affected by bitchy people, in the end, they would get the same service as anyone else. I just don't think that cops have the right to play judge and the outcome shouldn't be affected by their personal feelings.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I think they should do their best to be unaffected. But at the end of the day they are people. Also they got the same service because your job depended on it. You can't tell me there hasn't ever been a customer you wish you could tell to fuck off. Also by your standards they also need to write tickets for anyone doing 1 mph over the speed limit because they are not there to judge the person just enforce the law.
TheForestFloor
If they pulled me over for going 1 mile over the speed limit, they should give me a ticket for that. They shouldn't be doing a vibe check.
Revicus
#6 So if this is my POV, who's the dancing guy?
huey9k
Podcaster Reject #7948267. Ehh... call him Bob.
Timmysteve
you, in the mirror
Revicus
Oh wow. I look better than I thought!
guiLord
#13 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NjNtM3VlMGVjNHVsano0MDNoczFqbnl3bTNucmR3dGNvMXIyNm5qNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Us6DRWsNLlP8s/200w.webp
Mariguamar
Jamel!
PrPlump
Okay, that's next level... xD
freshthrowaway1138
Why does that look familiar? Where is it from?
jbrightmans
Don't know where that's from but same dude is in movie Amelie
freshthrowaway1138
Bingo! I kept waiting for him to speak french and now I know why.
distractedFreek
#14 bro looks like a pack of kings Hawaiian rolls.
NervousAstronaut
Looks like that overly-muscled guy from the Double Dragon movie.
FelonyRaptor
That's John Cena from Temu.
MadamPuddifoot
That's an insult to John Cena AND temu.
Seggs
bro looks like a character from an adult swim original cartoon
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I was really hoping someone would say it was a body suit. I just hope that person is happy with the results because I imagine they are stuck with it now.
OutOfTheHat
They probably think it was not enough.
FelonyRaptor
I think that's that synthol shit idiots inject in themselves to, well, look like Lumpy Space Princess I guess.
LinemanMatt
W0lfsbl00d
It is. I've been in the powerlifting, bodybuilding, strongman game for many years and steroids topped off with a little synthol (and the body dysmorphia) is one thing, but every single synthol abuser needs serious help. Every single one of them has serious mental issues, many of them you can just see it in their eyes too. I feel bad for them.
FTUG
The guy is more synthol than man. He will probably be dead within a couple of years because that shit is horrible for your body.
GeneralWho
Wait, that's real? I thought it was a fat suit or something.
W0lfsbl00d
Sadly, yes. It's an oil combination they inject into their muscles that expands the tissue and doesn't even add strength. Some bodybuilders like Rich Piana(rip) use a tiny bit to "compliment" the steroids and the actual hard work they put in.
Dudes like in the video need help. This is a dangerous combo of mental disorders.
pullingsixty
GeneralWho
pullingsixty
It gets so so much worse if you look into it.
IMarkEverythingISayAsNSFWBecauseModsDontKnowWhatMatureMeans
NSFW #15
BonkyMcSignFace
If you think thatβs where the vagina isβ¦ have you ever seen or touched a real human vagina?
IMarkEverythingISayAsNSFWBecauseModsDontKnowWhatMatureMeans
NSFW
BonkyMcSignFace
Were you joking though? Or just covering
IMarkEverythingISayAsNSFWBecauseModsDontKnowWhatMatureMeans
NSFW I was making a joke that you decided needed to have a serious conversation about for some reason. Not everyone knows the term mons pubis and I don't know any meme references that use that and that Rick and Morty reference was the first thing I thought of when I saw it and it made me smile. In my many years of existence the term vagina has commonly been used for the entire "area". Sorry if my joke offends you but I'll continue doing my thing.
BonkyMcSignFace
Thatβs a lot of words. Thereβs no need to be upset.