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Touchy the human
Jan 3, 2018 9:50 AM
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Planet11202
Even the whale was tired of Eileen going on about how magical this event was.
IaMtAcOcAtMaI
*boop*
xj4low
Whale is prob like, "SOMETHING TOUCHED ME!"
Valtros
That looks like it actually might have hurt... a lot.
tornadoswe
AAAAAH. MUM. I GOT SOMETHING ON MY FLIPPER. EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!
BQZip
Next on NewsAtNine: Whale charged with sexual harassment; krill join class action suit to prevent re-election
WedgeGCrew
Neptune blesses you
wtfamIdoinghere000
*broken neck
rocketdonkey
finslapped
SockDragon
BLOOP!
tokennametaken
That's impressive.. That whale could have positively wrecked that lady.
peopleperson
Without meaning to, just idle smooshing.
TypsyDanger
Holy shit [insert name here]’s mom learned to swim!
Uzernaime
Having difficulty with this... is this real?
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Source?
xMOISEx
Meilkor
That would probably actually really hurt
DobbyLivesHere
♬ Breach out and touch me! ♪ ♪
twinrider1
http://www.tiptopwebsite.com/photos3/depechemodefile/boat2.jpg
Lurkingoff
High five
acmeyakko
ChronologicalMyopia
eyesoftheearth
Did she just orgasm?
clownbusiness
You’re not going to make this weird, are you?
thewiggins
DickButtRiddick
https://imgur.com/ZXVQ1lb
FriendlyNeighborhoodLoner
*hooman
MakeLifeA180
you may be cool, but never slapped by a whale cool
heebiejeepie
Someone had just said, "Whales are just big fish, right ?"
TerribleBot
BlueDucktape
That looks like head trauma if i ever seen it
Justaguyfromaplace
"Holy shit! It happened" - both wale and human, probably
VodkaPls
The Welsh are humans too, you know?
Justaguyfromaplace
Hahaha.. I realized that after I sent it. Didn't think my comment would get much traction
Yupurineutah
Whales don't normally behave in this way. That was just a fluke.
MrDragonfyr
Bet you're fun at parties
cisforcience
A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea. So if you go fishing for a fluke you just might catch one. - Kevin from The Office
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Nice
chaaaaals
"I calls em likes I sees em. I'm a whale biologist."
ChronologicalMyopia
Atomics985
dwood1776
Clemptor
You bastard.
BorkBorkasson
I was tempted to make several new accounts just to come back and upvote this more than once. Thanks for the best laugh today will bring.
Yupurineutah
Whale oil beef hooked if oy Gnu!
buckhPiSmasher
Mockingbirb
Anyway.... no touchy human!
twofishtails
*cetacean needed*
cottonballs00
I don't have enough up votes for this comment.
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
Well this is the best comment I'll see all day, see you tomorrow everyone
greywarden112358
Sounds like something a whale might say if they were trying to cover up their sentience.
TheRealWhaleLord
N-No...Of course not...
twofishtails
I'm baleen out of this conversation right now.
NyekunduTembo
Can some one please explain this to my friend? She need help.
DiscGolfJunkie
Shhhhhhh. No talking, only emotions.
KingSwing
I think that's NunyerBidness.
Matthew51376
Jgm8908
eflatmajor
ZOOP
Flavonoidz
Accurate sound effect
grizzlybradams
De"fin"itely not a fluke
countbassy
Flukes don’t breach
Yupurineutah
Sometimes they flounder.
NotSoArtzie
did you see the whale tail on that chick? daaaaayuuum
Yupurineutah
Like a '75 911 turbo!
buckhPiSmasher
I like the bird shot more.
3dartwork
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Again!!! No....no! Again! Doooooont!
LRWerewolf
"Tag, you're it!"
stickystickychuntmason
Does anyone have the one of the seal getting fucking launched?
DaninoY
FATALITY
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Fly you fools
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Bird was an ass... Probably...
fluhatinrapper
Imagibe just heading to work when all of a sudden you get swatted across a football field.
WarthogFrank
bird ded
moonfoxmanatee
SAIL
CyclicMayfield
WHALE
Skulduggery314
Yeah he ded
debonairly
I think orcas do this on purpose to stun them before eating then
LunaPolaris
That's what I was thinking.
debonairly
*them
hbakeryeah9000
Send it
MimirBlue
I’m starting a collection of gifs where the bird just has no luck.
CleverViking
Døt
SanderTheStrange
I'd like to contribute, but I can't seem to find the gif of the motorcyclist headbutting a bird off the track
BryantTaylor
Weallwerenoobs
.
zrXO
dot
arachnophiliac
Dighrair
I like how he just gets over it and puts his arms back up.
AnArmoredSloth
.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
When they clearly don't know that the bird is the word
SearchingForUnderstanding
Non porn related dot. Who wudda thought?
IWillNeverForgiveNoahForPuttingMosquitoesOnTheArc
Tashok
zrXO
the girl's scream is terrible, i can heart that scene
Shickydakubofick
Have another
Badsequence
Didn't the pitcher leave the game after that cuz he was distraught over killing the bird
Geek13
Never noticed the catcher's reaction before.
DickPicEnthusiast
Poof!
StormWingDelta
lol INSTAKILL!! XD
MimirBlue
This is the video that started it all for me. It’s such a perfect moment in time. (Well, not for that bird anyway).
SearchingForUnderstanding
I'm doing my part.
Wowter99
*big boop*
Jabbaaaaaaa
Donk!
camn333
Bird went "boeing"
TheNecronomician
please...no
MimirBlue
Excellent! Into the folder it goes!
HammSlammage
thatshirtisthesamecolorasmypee
That poor, poor birb
Lagtim3
@sanderthestrange This'n?
SanderTheStrange
Yes, indeed that is the one
Tashok
LunaPolaris
He doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt.
Commanderwho
Holy shit. Was that orca fishing?
ClaustrophobicOxtopus
Birding
Ketheres
No, birding