Pornhub

Oct 30, 2016 12:18 AM

Kryyourfacein

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Let's all take a minute to give our respects to the only website the adds a cool sound effect before the porn begins for all the people who forgot to turn down the Volume.

@pornhub

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/a/hNNzs

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Much unlike the podcast "Guys We Fucked" who exclaim it loudly. Thanks, Bluetooth headphones, for disconnecting at the exact wrong moment.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@PornHub

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@pornhub

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Lies just tested it! Got fuckin caught

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#1porn videos

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, you can watch entire episodes of Seinfeld on there

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love that little tune tho. Better than the porn tbh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just tested it. The video got straight into it, people heard

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The amateur ones tend to have it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys. There's an app?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not on iPhone.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Saved. Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't stop watching this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a sound effect?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hmm... hentai haven anyone?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

is that the one that gives descriptions about each show like "So theres 10 big boob girls, 1 guy, 1 cam. What could possiblly happen next?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

totally.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that site. The descriptions of the shows, even the tags XD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now thats what I call clickbait 2016

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I was tricked in. Looking for Zootopia but all 've found so far is some Batman-cartoons.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

More fan of Xvideos

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spankbang is far better

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Their quality is lower though. The videos are more compressed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but lately it has been invaded by some weird shit.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

all the better

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... go on.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...I always watch muted...I never knew there was a sound effect.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Xnxx

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. Pornhub is down. Your Facebook will do.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

SovietWomble?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yes sir

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"stretching noises"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

http://i.imgur.com/550u8RN

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You ain't seen nothing until you see an actual vagina getting fucked in an armpit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

my porn site list just increased by 20 just by reading the comments

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Yeah

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A freaking men bro!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Youjizz?

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Incognito window homie

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Ijizz, WeAlljizz for Screaming.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Shows up in history when you start typing YouTube

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Not if you clear the last hour of your history...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same for youporn.com.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My issue is my swiftkey keyboard I use on my phone. Remembers everything.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

If you press and hold on the suggested word you can make SwiftKey never predict the word again

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That makes it forget the word. It doesn't mean it won't relearn the word.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the problem.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use incognito mode ffs.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'll use YOU for fuck's sake.

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thats a threat if ive ever heard one

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I'll pass.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't remember giving you a choice!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The full version of Shrek 2 is currently on there.

9 years ago | Likes 591 Dislikes 2

So is Brazil having a train ran on them by a team of young germans

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Zootopia and Frozen too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So is bee movie and zootopia

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

spankbang usually has random HD movies on there from Warcraft to John Wick to Sausage Party.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Same with the first one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and bee movie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also Pewdiepie things, atleast they've been there. Not sure if they still are.. or was it some other Let's Player?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Holy fuck you're not kidding. It's even in HD

9 years ago | Likes 274 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I just watched the whole movie because of this comment. Thanks for the info!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think there's even Zootopia on there, the full movie not any porn (although there's probably that too)

9 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Gods of Egypt and Justice League War is on it as well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These lines of lightning mean we're never alone. Never alone. No no.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit 1 and 2 is on there in HD. Producer intros, credits and all

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im watching it right now. Thanks for the tip

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just the tip though.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shrek is love

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Shrek is life

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Bee Movie as well

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.

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This may be my favorite . of all time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That place is so fucking weird and hosts random ass videos.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

They host a lot of ass videos, some are bound to be random..

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Oh honey, you need to avoid most of the rest of the internet if you think PornHub is weird.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Oh sweetheart, I've been around the block a few times.

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Oh darlin, I don't doubt it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They (possibly) will be buying Vine

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Well, they are already working with bitches....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

;D

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Redefining the quickie.

9 years ago | Likes 270 Dislikes 0

Last I heard they weren't going to sell but just kill the brand.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They said they will bring Vine back to it's NSFW glory

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How much is pronhub net worth? Probably bout half of google, I reckon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is vine so popular?! Never viewed it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it used to be back in 2014 and 2015, but its been slowly dying with snapchat being popular

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wait? not actually right?

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So you'll finally have a market for your sex tape

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Boom

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When you say vine I automatically think of "a leetle spoongecake unt a leetle vine. (Yng Frankenstein)

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mostly a PR stunt.

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How much money do they fucking make so that they can to this as a "PR stunt"?!

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Saying you are interested in buying something and actually buying something are two different things.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, its a cunning stunt as always with PornHub.

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Or is it a stunning cunt?

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Or is it a CUMMING stunt? I'll show myself out.

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Or a stunning cunt?

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Evident Lad to the rescue.

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Not sure what's funnier, the fact that I just closed that app to open this one or browsing Imgur is apparently my equivalent of snuggling.

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we'll never leave

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Between videos I come on imgur for a break then go right back to masterbating

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get it bro

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Damn

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you

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HAHAHAHA

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*mumbles softly to phone* "You still awake?"

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Was it as good for you as it was for me?

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They don't call'em "touch" screens for nothing.

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Masterbating then imgur seems to be more popular than I realized

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I knew I wasn't the only one to go straight to Imgur after beating it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, it took me googling but I found it, the porn hub app, my life right now. Complete

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we love you

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I'm spooning my nexus right now.

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Equivalent

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fuck stacey

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unlike that bitch stacey

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Man, that hit me like a ton of bricks.

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That's exactly what @pornhub does as well.

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who the fuck uses a pornhub app you absolute madman

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It's a well made app. Actually offers something over the mobile version of their site.

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Fucking PornHub app is no joke. 60 fps and everything. PornHub and Imgur are the only two on my home screen...rest go in folders.

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Fps: faps per second

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I thought I was alone but I'm not PornHub on my home screen alone.

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You are not alone...we are legion....

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+1

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I did exactly the same thing.

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There's an app??

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I cackled. +1

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Dude you just made me spit my tea! priceless! +1

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I do the exact same thing.

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Holy Shit. I just choked on my own spit...

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That's my fetish

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that is so fucking hot.

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Hopefully you swallowed after.

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"spit"

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Would you like to choke on my spit?

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Would you like to spit on my coke?

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Well done

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Thanks, this really could have gone either way.

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Pornhub had an app?

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Probably droid.

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My exact same thought

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Has.

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Both.

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Go to PornHub. Open the Menu. Where it says "Discover" it right under there. It should say App in there. It'll give you the download.

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Fuck sake. Now I see why android is better

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As much as this is kinda a joke, yeah. Letting you install apps that aren't on the store is a pretty big deal.

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I must stress: as long as you know they are safe. This one is safe. PornHub app on phone and tablet = sexual fucking commando....

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On the Android Play Store? Not finding anything when I search "pornhub"

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Go to PornHub. Open the Menu. Where it says "Discover" it right under there. It should say App in there. It'll give you the download.

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TIL ^^

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You are a god amongst men.

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Holy cow, this is news to me! +1

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Um...I don't see it. Do I need to have an account?

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Amongst other things

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