EMS Funnies

May 29, 2016 3:08 AM

MedicPlease

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Thank you to EMS Funnies and Ghetto Medic. They both keep me laughing.

In all seriousness though be safe out there.

I always let EMTs go ahead of me in whatever line I'm waiting on.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Lol #3 I've had students ask how I calculate my dose for emergency meds on coding animals so quickly...lol...ain't no one got time for that!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ad the wife of an ems/firefighter/oil field worker, what you guys do is amazing, THANK YOU!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In all fairness. Sometimes they don't tell us that you're coming. I've even had a dr transfer a pt on me and didn't bother to tell me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still have an understandable hatred of the pager phone's ring whenever I hear it in public.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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Once I was in the grocery store and they called a code at the register. Was a moment before I realized it was just cashier stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 for Emergency!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ugh that stair chair! I needed it after dislocating my knee and it was brutal going down stairs. But the EMTs were amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hear the tones in my sleep at home in bed too often.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yeah me too

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I've heard overhead tones in stores and subconsciously started running to my rig.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I work in a post anesthesia care unit. I've had to take vitals every five minutes for 4 hours a couple times. Normally it's about 40-60 min.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I was coming out of anesthesia from surgery, the nurse was checking my vitals and I accidentally threw up all over her shoes. Oops. : (

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Won't be the first, or last, time that happens. I had to toss a pair of boots because of barf.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 my pain was 10/10 this morning too... pain au chocolat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there is no rest for the weary

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As an ER nurse, I say thank you, sir for your post

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for what you do as well!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There needs to be one for all the fun psychiatric pt's

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I despise psych calls. Thank god for Ativan and versed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of my most unsettling calls was to a sanitarium.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's sad i can't relate to any of those...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As medical working 102 hours weeks for the next month I love these keep them coming

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did something similar, can relate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Electromagneticsausages

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(Pager guy) is everything all right? (Hoxton) ahhhhhhh yeah I think I left me stove on soooo I got to go bye. (Pager guy) yep checks out

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I literally cried a little laughing at these, haha very well done!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are absolutely spot on

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I heard the snake around the stick came from the dracunculus medinensis, when they wrap it around a stick to slowly pull it out the leg.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Three words: fuck nursing homes.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Can't upvote this enough

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They put me on mobility transports until a spot opens up on BLS, nursing homes is all I do http://replygif.net/thumbnail/246.gif

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God damn. I am so sorry. The "nurses" that work there are the ones that make it so shitty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are so rude and unhelpful, they will schedule a pickup for a pt, and when I get there they will still be laying in bed naked :/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course they will. Didn't you realize they just had shift change and it's not their pt?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does PT mean?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Patient

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes sense.... thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're welcome!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that occasional "free lunch".

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

You get free lunch? I'm singing up riiiiight now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It happens less than you think. Ive gotten more free lunches outside of ems than when actually in uniform pulling up in an ambulance.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Strictly speaking i do generally look like a homeless guy, but that besides the point.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got a free lunch for ems week, that's bout it, lol.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

EMS week. Free Chik Fil A dinner from the hospital at 9pm. Hadn't seen the station since 10am. Tears of joy ensued.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would have cried too. That place is delicious.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never had a free lunch :'(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not cool

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, do all EMS folks hate their jobs this much?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I absolutely love my job, but I hate the abuse that the system receives. It is stupid to call 911 for a hang nail and waste resources.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh no we love our jobs but we also poke fun a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, and yes, but still no.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's kinda like aircraft maintenance. The mutual complaining is the glue that keeps us together. "Embrace the suck" if you will

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I loved my time i wish i could get back to it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why can't you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poor life decisions. Joined the army 4 years in an ER. Found what i love. Cant afford to get out. Poo. Maybe someday.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aww I hope you'll still find something you love doing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ive had 10/10 pain. I shat myself because of it. I figure if youre capable of telling someone youre 10/10, you arent.

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

/a/dmaqH

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I spent a lot of time with lots of pain because of my handicap and because of the big surgeries involved. Pain is relative for everyone

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why there isn't a really accurate scale or test for it. I have had 7 to 10 lots of time but i learned to internalise it so

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had responders not believing me... That's quite annoying but i don't really blame them in the end

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tell patients to compare it to being mauled to death by a bear.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had twins on gas and air but would still class it as 7/10. If you're 10/0, you probably don't know about it any more.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's our theory too.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Got appendicitis when i was in 5th grade, felt the symptoms in the early morning but didn't get to the ER till about 8 PM, still not sure 1/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If i would call that a 10/10, maybe a 6 or 7 at best, and i was puking as well. Broken arm i had one time is definitely worse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had a spinal headache and a severed chunk of disk lodged into my sciatic nerve. Was still afraid to call that a 10/10.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I literally feel your pain. 3 disk herniations, impinging on the nerves. That was what I was referring to previously.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ouch, nooooo fun. Sorry man.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You get yours fixed? I'm looking at surgery options for later. I'm mostly OK unless I do something stupid.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have let you get away with it on that one, lol.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, being able to tilt my head back and forth and feeling my brain slide (well, softly impact) was not fun.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like a slushie?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dunno if I should even ask, but... How badly damaged would you have to be to be be in 10/10 pain?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm with abrakadumbass, missing limbs, femur breaks, burns. On the non-trauma side childbirth, appendicitis, just horrid things.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's literally the worst pain you've ever felt, and that's different for everyone. childbirth, broken bones, severe burns. That kinda thing.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Certain bones at least. I snapped my ulna and radius and was able to walk the couple hundred feet to the ambulance from the baseball field.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also depends on the kind of fracture, too. Bones don't have nerves, so compound fractures hurt worse.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, but what does DOA means? Death on Arrival?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dead on arrival

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Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're welcome, sorry for the late reply, I was looking for something on here when I saw your question.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No worries! I still appreciate the reply!! Keep being awesome!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You too!

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