Taking men's hearts, literally and figuratively

Nov 30, 2016 3:50 PM

ArmBROgeddon

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Lagertha, the bad-ass Viking. Kicks ass often and looks stunning while she does it.

FP Edit: Send me the most random things you can think of. Surprise me. Also, suggestions for your favourite TV female bad-ass.

Man mods have really made Skyrim look realistic

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Vikings returns tonight! :D

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm a straight female but dayum I would date her in an instant. We need more strong females like her.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

She could beat me up... anytime

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Katheryn Winnick

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PSSS It's all figuratively

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well to my knowledge there was a real person that she's based on, and she probably did kick ass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well to my knowledge there was a real person that she's based on, and she probably did kick ass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thoroughly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She gives me a heart on

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Quite an affection erection.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... and womens ...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

she could punch me in the face, pillage my village, and take me to pound town any day

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

She is an actual black belt, and was a stunt woman, and bodyguard. A real life Baddass.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

I knew her from Dr. House so it was kind of contradictory for me http://imgur.com/BpwLHyo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Favourite female TV bad-ass? Clarke Griffin from The 100.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sooooo friggin hot.. hey thanks. new fav.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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That reminds me - I must start watching Vikings

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She wants to be Black Canary!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why she's not playing Carol Danvers we will never know...

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Nov 30, 2016 9:03 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

What show? The Captain Marvel movie isn't out until 2019

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'coz Brie Larson is awesome and just won an Oscar. You can see why Marvel would want her.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think of this every time someone posts something about her on here.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

age, at a guess

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lagertha got fucking shafted by Ragnor. Can't believe he left her for fucking Asslog.

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

But I do love Lagertha for life

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

One version of the sagas calls it was him the husband she killed to keep the kingdom to herself

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I do love Lagertha for life

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So glad I'm not the only one that refers to that ho as ASSLOG!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The show is based on history, and he doesn't seem to have been married to her for long, tho I don't think there's a ton of evidence for it

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also, in the sagas Aslaug isn't so much of a bitch as she is in the series and is more alike Lagertha. And she is the mother of Bjorn.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She looks like the female friend that's very nice to you but you'll never have a relationship with

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The vikings were way ahead of their time in terms of eyeliner and lipstick technology.

9 years ago | Likes 349 Dislikes 7

Yeah, that's like an Avril Lavigne level of eyeliner.

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Let's not forget the intricate braids

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

They had to look fabulous when pillaging villages

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They were actually very ahead in terms of personal grooming.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

U wut m8? Egyptians had massive eyeliner game back in the fucken chalcolithic time. Their eyeliner literally predates the Germanic peoples.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Their eyeline game was... en-tique

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They actually did use charcoal to darken around their eyes, sorta like eyeliner.

9 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

No! They did not! I have no idea why people belive this, it's a silly myth!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

And the vikings were unusually hygienic compared to just about everyone else, who perceived cleanliness as vanity and vanity as a sin.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

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and women's rights, truth be told

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

and rape

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Yeah but they were raping the English, so it's cool. On second thought that's fucked up.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That too.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Not really, rape kinda was already a thing. Since guys had a thing to stick in things there was rape. Not all guys but it only takes one.

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There has probably been female rapists as long as there's been slavery

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Most women's rights

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Hhehheheheh

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well fuck you'd probably be to if all you pillaged was the best shit, what's the old saying 'vikings didn't take the ugly ones?'

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stopped watching this about 3 eps into season 2. Should i pick it back up?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Yup.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I stopped around the same time but from what I've heard lately, it's gotten very good. It just needed to find another arc, and it did.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Kool , it looked and felt like it was going to be yet another formulaic drama, with Vikings thrown in to capitalize on GoT, etc

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a good fantasy series and damn fun. Just don't take anything from it too seriously, it's loosely based in history.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My brother is studying history and he has a particular fascination with Vikings, so I have my own personal guide on hand!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vinland sage it's interesting, a good manga about vikings with awesome art. Obiously loosely based in real history but it's fun.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very cool. I'll look it up, thanks for the tip!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most definitely! One of the best seasons this last one!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

last season was my favorite. Especially the season finale

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah you should. I started with season 2 by mistake. Just gets better from there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's always going to be kind of goofy and the characters are thin, but it's tons of fun and got way better after S1.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

UH, YES!!!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll be the guy to say no. They took all the wrong lessons from Game of Thrones, and bogged the story down with weak side characters.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It goes through a few ebbs and flows, overall I still enjoyed it though. If you're interested in the era read The Last Kingdom series.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone please enlighten me: what show is this?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Vikings

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Vikings

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