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CCW = Concealed Crunch Wrap
Dec 1, 2025 12:05 AM
LogicDude
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CCW = Concealed Crunch Wrap
eetsumkaus
is that a chalupa fupa under your shirt?
Meyek
She's packin' some serious heat.
isthisjunkmail
Ha! Fire crotch.
faiah
Taco Belt
catfishjones1
Slayer!!!
Aluc4rd14
Is that... is that a kydex crunchwrap holster?
TomBrokaw
Anyone know the song name?
CompilerBreak
Feels like 90% of the time I ask on a song like this it is from one of the DOOM soundtracks, but haven't found it yet.
ShimmerinStrider
For when you need to teach the Wendy's bathroom a lesson.
SpotMeBro
That's my toilet, I don't know you!
fartharder
FUCKING SLAYER! š¤
Canigetbannedagain2
I like her taco.
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
Excuse me while I whip this out
mikeatike
woozle
TheWombatStrikesAgain
It's not gonna stay crunchy for long in there.
B2SteakSauce
SLAYER!!!
ChicksDigTrucks
FUCKIN SLAYER!!!! \m/ >_< \m/
allenvasher3000
Wife material
whothefeckknows
You forgot to make a holster for Imodium...
DrSharkbite
6opko
...Taco BellT
Jewdakris
I'm pretty sure you need a license to concealed carry a crunch wrap in most of the states
andrewgrr1
Who needs diarrhea that Urgently?!
LeekofLegend
That is hilariously gangster š¤£
sakm
They already tried to get that guy for the sandwich, with a crunchwrap they're going to try to get you for having a deadly weapon (alledging it's crispy, which crunchwraps never are) imported from an international cartel (claiming it's "mexican") and with a chemical weapon enhancement (fire sauce). Looking at 25 to life for this. /j
Causeitsmadeofmeat
Concealed carry is nuts. Just part of living in a dystopia I guess
Nnoodles
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Sleeveless shirts
Niagaran
I'd feel 1000x safer with her in line than one of those chickenshit 'heroes'
circlebreaker
This is the most extreme version of old men carrying bacon bits in their pocket to make new dogs their best buddy, and I'm all for it.
SoftKleenex
Doesn't seem like you can quick draw that taco very quickly
allenvasher3000
It is a crunch wrap, have some respect.
sevro77
EDC = Every day crunchin
TheRicM
Tactical taco. Tacotical
PantsAreForTheWeek
I thought it was going to be a colostomy bag...
whothefeckknows
eat enough of those... you might need one some day.
IUpvoteFuturama
This is ridiculous, no one needs to carry a crunch wrap supreme on their person.
Jjinnlyn
MadamPuddifoot
She's a poser anyway... Not diablo sauce?
NotHarroc
Really thought it was a colostomy bag.
NotAPervert
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a Crunchwrap Supremeā¢ļø is a good guy with a Crunchwrap Supremeā¢ļø
furballsoffury
Good Guy Crunch Wrap SupremeĀ® Vs Bag Guy Crunch Wrap Supreme Ā®.
Baron29
The forefathers never had this in mind. They didn't have that kind of flavor available to even soldiers, let alone civilians...
alwaysthecheesegrater
I agree. The center gets soggy if you wait too long to eat it. Give me a burrito holder instead.
rbudrick
4thmeal, duh.
allenvasher3000
I mean if your girlfriend gets hungry I mean this could save someone's life
IUpvoteFuturama
There are other foodstuffs that can be safely carried on your person, and all of them with a reduced risk of accidental discharge.
mrsdowneyjr
Fuck you! *Cries into my quesadilla*
DisUsernameAmsDildos
Breakfast crunchwrap > regular crunchwrap
Fight me
alwaysthecheesegrater
Taco bell breakfast is legit. I LOVE the breakfast salsa. I hate that you have to physically ask for it any other time of day.
W0lfsbl00d
How about a ziplock bag of chicken noodle soup?
mrsdowneyjr
Why did I ready, "chicken doodle soup"?
W0lfsbl00d
Do you draw doodles of chickens?
thatlamer
you never know when you'll be attacked by hunger. stay protected.
IUpvoteFuturama
Do you know how many people die every day from crunch wrap supremes? How many pants are ruined by misfires?
psugab
That's not the crunch wrap supreme's fault! Crunch wrap supremes don't shit pants. People shit pants!
IUpvoteFuturama
Pfft I've been hearing that slogan since I was a kid, it doesn't change the statistics. You are far more likely to shit your pants while carrying a crunch wrap supreme.
Samthetrue
I think that background checks are reasonable to keep crunch wrap supremes out of the hands of the incontenent. The waiting periods might be a bit much... you might need to use your crunch wrap supreme right away.
It doesnt matter anyhow. If we outlaw taco bell, then only criminals will have taco bell.