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echoingwhisper
ShitpostingAroundTheWorldIn80Memes
As a native to Phoenix, I can confirm this.
alexicon143
Where's the sauce? Here's the sauce: https://awkwardlovecomic.wordpress.com/2015/06/04/traffic/
KiyrantiTol
Last time I saw this it was about New Jersey/New York.
forgetthisnoise
Fargo - Minneapolis - Chicago :\
Preincarnage
Are you lost? You seem to have backtracked quite a bit
Rhodium
Fifteen years there compels me to say, f**k the southern half of Arizona. Too hot, and too many meth heads. Mountains were pretty, though...
normalizebeingalone
As someone who has lived in all three, accurate.
AdamGenesis
You should try driving in Dallas, Texas ... your GPS will be useless. USELESS!
soulplace
Ah, noobs. You have never driven in south italy.
RAGESTARVED
Walking, on the other hand... I nearly get run over in Flagstaff around once per month.
Jimmmydickgun
I think Tempe is worse than Phoenix
jpdd
The first time I saw this it was Boca - Ft. Lauderdale - Miami. Which was the original?
thekevinshow
Having lived in Tucson and been to Phoenix, yes.
callmethelizardqueen
But Flag is insane too. Traffic up there is miserable, there's only a few roads that go thru and every road is curvy and confusing.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Well it's basically as hot as the fires of hell... that'll annoy anyone.
vulpinephantom
As some one who lives in phoenix, can confirm.
GoochoLibre
Can confirm, former Arizonan.
lurkingcabbage
MEDIOCRE!!
Teeheeno
I live in Phoenix. This comic is way too accurate. +1
betterjesus
This is so weird I've never seen something on the front page so relevant to my life
thoujester
Driving in Tucson is so accurate. EVERYONE DRIVES UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT ITS SO FRUSTRATING!
sh1eldbearer
That's the best part of driving in Phoenix: speed limits are the minimum speed.
thoujester
Yea, i'm originally from Phx and every time Im back I enjoy driving again!
eequalsmcsquared
I'm enjoying all the Arizona related posts lately.
LrrrOfOmicronPersei8
me too!
justmagicalgirlthings
I'd say something like "Arizona Imgurs unite!" but we're all hiding indoors with our air conditioning... I mean we can unite in doing that.
definitiveambivalence
Same!
politicalsciencefiction
I'd be down for that. Arizonians UNITE!
xbolt
Phoenician here. Can confirm.
Turb0Yoda
People who say flagstaff is hot hasn't been in the winter...
sh1eldbearer
Comparatively, Flag isn't as hot. But many homes and buildings up here don't have AC.
jennytopkevinbottom
When I first moved to flag I was appalled that my apartment had no Ac like all the rest here. It's only really hot for june-august though.
RAGESTARVED
I don't think people say that, they just kind of forget that we exist and then generalize Arizona by the rest of it.
8bitjohnny
As an Arizonan who works in 118 degree weather all day. This. Doesn't. Come. Close.
swimbikerunrepeatswimbikerunrepeatswimbiwhatwasidoing
As a former Tucsonan, come to wonderful Washington State...
IExplainTheObvious
Arizona is very hot. Phoenix is especially hot, and is being compared to a post-apocalyptic wasteland a la Mad Max.
neogothcowboy
Username checks out.
lc1713
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkykp5CMXV1qbskw8.gif
callmethelizardqueen
Most of Az isn't hot though. Its mtns with pine trees and lakes and snow in the winter.
Halifax13
It is also an accurate depiction of life in Phoenix traffic
PandraPierva
As someone from Tucson yea...that's true...but what is with all the AZ posts recently on the Front Page
PanicAtMuchMoreThanTheDisco
Well we can't exactly go outside...
lc1713
http://66.media.tumblr.com/914fac24f679e281c6b71c801747f4e9/tumblr_n9ndg1h1kC1rxevt4o1_500.jpg
Hoplonn
summer hot
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callmethelizardqueen
No its usually this hot this time of year. 110+ in late June is the norm. 101 in late June would be spring weather.
Sickofnotliving
The best thing to do in Phoenix is flick change at the Hookers and watch them run after and fight for it. National pastime at Mesa CC.
Noevilgifs
Mesa cc? Whitch campus dobson or red mountain?
Sickofnotliving
Dobson.
PanicAtMuchMoreThanTheDisco
This is why I need comment favoriting
Sickofnotliving
No, enjoy the moment.
TacoRising
Just graduated from there.
Sickofnotliving
They still have the wave pool?
TacoRising
Whoa... They had a wave pool?
Sickofnotliving
Near the rose garden
TacoRising
Nah, I've been there since 2013. Never seen a wave pool. Just, like, the psychology and English buildings.
Jamesonlikethewhiskey
I was in Phoenix/Flagstaff two weeks ago for a wedding. As a native Georgian.....God Damn your state is hot...
beammeupscotty7
Thank you.
ArmsArmorAndMunitions
It wasn't even hot two weeks ago...
DesiredUsernameWasTaken
As a Californian, I've been baffled whenever I visit GA. Muggy weather is alien as hell to me.
isaydefy
http://imgur.com/o5GbBe8
Nearlyburly
I live in the Seattle area. No one dies here of too hot, or two cold like the Midwest. And only idiots drown in the rain.
Jimmmydickgun
It's a dry heat
TheMovieHero
Where's that king of the hill image when you need it.
isaydefy
http://imgur.com/o5GbBe8
TheMovieHero
Thanks Fam, you the real MVP
Mattwer3
Yep our state is hot as fuck none of us like it either but Winters make it all worth it.
t3hLomb
Ugh, I'm from GA too and I'm going to AZ next week. I'm dreading the heat.
Jamesonlikethewhiskey
It's a dry heat. Bring water and lotion.
Akazonae
I'd rather be in 90f dry than 90f humid, but once it gets over 110 fuck that
PopularRelatableUserName
It was 118 last week in Gilbert. Definitely not fun mowing the lawn :p
Jamesonlikethewhiskey
Yeah up to 104 I was like "eh this is about right" Past that it was like cuddling Satan's inner thigh.
FromTheOutside31
Just got back home to Oregon from Phoenix last night. Never been so glad for 60° and rain.
iwanttobebobdylan
Cheers to that! Listened to the rain all day yesterday with the windows wide open. So refreshing!
makoch71
Was in E Washington recently. Same weather. It was nice. Coming home to hot blow dryer in the face is never fun.
nerdyvet
People really underestimate how amazingly horrible "dry heat" can be.
GuyNamedSean
I'll take 120 dry over a heat index of 120 any day. That being said, I've never felt dry heat over 115.
nerdyvet
It's amazing what those 5 degrees will do to you. I grew up in PHX and it still murders me xD
Mattwer3
It's like opening the oven to check on the cookies except there are no cookies and you can't escape the burning sensation on your face
TheBeerDoctor
When it's 120 it's just fucking hot... 90 and dry is pleasant though and 90 and humid is horrible
nerdyvet
Maybe it's just me, but humidity doesn't really bother me so much. And I find it a easier to escape from than 120 outright.
mynameisbarryallenandiamthefastestmanalive
This. From South East Missouri. Holy fuck, is it humid. And almost 100 F every day lately.
kuraianubis
no, no, it is not as bad as the same temp in humid weather. As a SoCal kid being moved to the midwest..no
nerdyvet
I'm from PHX and lived in KS for nearly a decade. I found the humidity way more tolerable than the 120 degree bake.
kuraianubis
Heat is heat, so 120deg is unbearable no matter what. but a 90deg dryheat is more bearable than 90deg humidity.
PleaseMrLewisIsMyFatherImDoctorLewis
Something like 5 people died last weekend from being too hot. Actually died. From being too hot.
Arcolyte
Live in Phoenix area, I sleep in my car during lunch. Love my Power nap.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
O_o
Noevilgifs
We need to start a website showing the casualties of this summer
callmethelizardqueen
Well 6 but they count the ones who are hiking. In 118. Idiots.
TheChief10097
Without sufficient water
januskincaid
Let's not even bring that into the equation. You don't do physical exertions in 100+ weather unless it's a life or death matter. SMH. People
Alphatronx3
We had football practice a few days ago and it was 107 when we got on the field
KommissarLyus
I keep telling myself everyday that today is the day i work out. Then i see the outside temperature and I'm all like "FUCK THAT!"