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Sep 16, 2017 4:32 AM
michellemillie
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#funny
jesusisherelookbusy
MRW
nyaargh
responsible dog owner is going to be conscious not to let their dog harass ppl, so if you want to interact you have to make it very clear
dumbinsults
FYI: This was a broken wrist ("bone explosion") in 2015, she competed again in 2016. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Pearson
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Pearson
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Pearson
DarkSock
The try-outs for the 2018 U.S. Power-Flatulence Olympic Team was pretty intense...
hangryasian
Missed connections.
thesplashingblumpkins
Can confirm this is bullshit. The best way to sneak pet a dog is to sit next to someone sitting down with a dog.
Cosmogonic
ewww.
DarkSock
Monkeyfighter
I hope so
hwatL4bloopy
seriously what actually happened?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Cunt punt
homiedudemanguy
i'll show her my bone explosion if that makes her feel better
thesplashingblumpkins
Coming off heroin, random orgasm
gandraw
Someone stole the hurdles mid-race and then she looked stupid running.
SilverFish0
She has T-rex hands
buttonmash
she tripped and broke both wrists irrc
chrisinsocalif
Period cramps.
chrisinsocalif
Apparently none of you had period cramps before.
VernonLamb
Shin splints.
homiedudemanguy
i'd like to apologize for my last comment, i hope she feels genuinely better and doing what she loves
IAmASillyGoose
have to upvote them both so they stay together, and people know your shame
SithElephant
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/33130868 Broke wrist _badly_ - doctors described as 'bone explosion' - see pic:
yuraf
Could tell from her face. Fuck, that must've hurt. I hope she feels better now.
SithElephant
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/480/mcs/media/images/83626000/jpg/_83626846_sally_pearson_twitter.jpg
dex2775
Fuck, you know an injury's bad when medical professionals describe it as 'an explosion.'
Joshua21B
I'm calling BS. Looks like a displaced fracture of the distal ulna and radius.
iamthisguy247
Some dog wanted be her friend but the owner was all like "no sweetie, don't bother that nice person." Pretty sad actually.
xBufferzz
I read that in GLaDOS voice
HistoryAndLies
Looked specifically for this :)
SelfPleasureRobot
Seriously. Thought the OP described it pretty accurately.
baz1237
HtCtiwtchyk
mfw
Feralkyn
OUCH, wtf?!
joeys2323
TwentiethCenturyVole
She returned from injury to win the World title just recently.
xRHIN0x
Funny how a wrist injury wouldn't hinder her ability to hurdle. She just got slowed down with metal rods/pins and a cast lol
ipickupheavythings
yay!
jesusisherelookbusy
'bone explosion'
hwatL4bloopy
12 bones wow
somedudefromgermany
WTF... thats nearly half of every bone in one hand. Only explanation that comes to my mind is that she was fast. Real fast. And unlucky.
DoctorDrowsy
Holy shit!
Daddygeek84
That's the same face I make when I have a bone explosion.
hwatL4bloopy
ty so much
scree06
If you're curious, she's still hurdling at a professional level.
Superchief86
"Bone Explosion" sounds like the name of a gay porno. Or a heavy metal album.
Myfartssmelllikeraspberries
Well that's the correct reaction for a "bone explosion"
KotimainenKayttajanimi
This
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
Jesus fuck, bone explosion?!
DrunkSnoopy
12 bones and a dislocation, DAMN
whyteraven74
No, the bone broke in 12 places...
phoenixsphinx
definitelynotthebostonstrangler
Let's give her a hand
MattLantis56
Dark
NapoleonDynOmite
Sounds like she's gonna need it
yenmcilrath
Holy shit!
SilentScreamsX
Well, now I know what to name my Metal band.
agumonkey
12 bones hmmmshphhh
aleister94
jeeze, do you ever get mad at your human body for being so fragile?, like "I need you to live, shape up!"
TotallyLost
Despite what she's been through, Sally is a fucking badass.
Zucheto
Bone explosion!?
StreetHawk95
When the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders strip naked and want to gangbang you.... That causes a bone explosion
MoogleJess
My thoughts exactly.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Just had one of those earlier while visiting a certain other website.
biggwhytey
B-one explosion: https://youtu.be/cymLqczSilg
BananaLover93
Yea... *added to list of fears*
OmfgImNotLurking
MagicBaconBits
I've had a boner explosion before
ElbowdeepinElmo
that wrist went
jakefromreddit
I had the same thing happen toy ankle and feet as a kid (Jumped off a roof). 14 fractured (read: obliterated) bones. 8 needed removal.
jakefromreddit
Extremely hairy aftermath pic:
could have been worse but I had the same "I'm gonna lose my foot" thoughts.
Pklfkr
You did to an extent.
Iceblade09