lawngnomecollector
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I know they are not done yet. Every year they add something new. I will share what it looks like at night some other time.
Oct 3, 2017 10:34 PM
lawngnomecollector
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4625
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I know they are not done yet. Every year they add something new. I will share what it looks like at night some other time.
Klnwltrnk
Without being too specific, where is this?
jarjaristhesenate
@op As a "lawngnomecollector", that must be pretty high praise
AndroidEngineer
Plot twist, this is all year!
PascalCasedUserName
Well... At least the "keep out" part
8008135calculator
it's October 4th
gogetzome
Now that's an effort! neat start!
dragontail420
Thanks for sharing! Halloween is my fave holiday and I love to see how other people go all out decorating. +1
Clunc
Is that a crow on the roof?
lawngnomecollector
Yes!!! I was really hoping someone would notice.
iSoulend
wait it's actually a props ?
hockeyham
Plot twist: Pic taken in February
angelbott
love it
ImaSheepHurDur
Very Spooky
imdoomgur
Mindshard
Why are the horses ears bone?
Anonymonocle
And I thought it was wearing a cowboy hat
professorspankem
This is why I scrolled down.
Silwerbullet
They just horsed around with he ears.
wallyworld83
dandydust
https://imgur.com/nPaLQze
SkeletonRecruiter
WE RIDE!
Mohalkien
my mom's neighbor has pink flamingo decorations set up in a pentagram... they've been there for 4 months now. he's weird.
notsohasty
fartinacolander
I like the castle effect stone cladding.
doubledan
@ashleyplevi
ashleyplevi
loves it
Metallicat70
I wish I had scary decor money. And a house, that would be nice too.
FilthyRapscallions
That’s awfully spooky.
GamingRooster
So I'm from Aussie and I'm guessing that Halloween is kind of a big thing in North America?
entzzo
what is that thing on the roof? little ghost?
Feldspartacus
SALLY FORblfdbl........SALLY FORgrblrbll.........*sigh*.......sally forth
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
The horse is $129 at Home Depot, it's 6ft. They sell skeleton dinos too.
jj999124
Pretty sure its 129 for the pony and like 400 for the full horse
Madejyalook
Oh I've been through the desert on a horse with no pelvis
AirForceWife08
they were 98 at my local big lots
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Nice!
BJsForBlueBuff
Okay every time i see you comment i want to ask but never do. So now i have to ask. Is your username a Labyrinth reference?
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Yep. A bungled one, but yes.
BJsForBlueBuff
I like it!
howcansomeonepossiblyhavethesameweirdusernamealready
Hmmm... I wonder what my real horses would think of it. Might try to catch it on sale after Halloween....
DreadPierateRoberts
Please post results I would chip in 5 bucks if you setup with out them seeing and record result
GrapeApe
Real horses and buying things on sale. Look at ole moneybags over here
howcansomeonepossiblyhavethesameweirdusernamealready
Shit... There's a saying: Know how to make a small fortune with horses? Start with a large one. (fortune, that is)
nghtvsion
Hongkongcav
LeahShine88
Shh shh it's ok it's just a gif
fluhatinrapper
Spooked ya!
LeahShine88
SPAGETT
fluhatinrapper
Here, take my card. I do birthdays, shows. SPAGETT.
LeahShine88
A friend of mine loves this bit and he just got married and I made their hashtag #spagettinmarried
fluhatinrapper
Spagoot!
Pokethehole
Soldiers from the 76th Skeletal Ranger Regiment practice scaling walls and room clearing in preparation for a Fuckboi bunker raid.
Pokethehole
Below: A member from the 1st Cavalry Division overlooks the surrounding area to scare off any humans that may disrupt the exercise.
Pokethehole
Disclaimer: (Photographer was in deed a human war correspondent. WAS given access on the grounds of transparency.)
OPHASNECKBEARD
Nice McMansion
fluhatinrapper
Nice Marmot
SacrificialClam
HAH you think THATS a mansion? Come to NJ sometime. We have the rich doctors and Jews.
yourcommentisstupid
Mcmansion. Look it up. It's a thing.
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
God that house is scary even without the decorations
Arsikere
not enough Spanish tiles and stucco
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
So was this boarded up before or after Irma?
WTT24
Whenever I see "McMansion", I assume the person is jealous.
DavosTheOnionKnight
precisely
CanOpenersOnTheirFaces
They are generally made with subpar materials and can be eyesores. I'm a homeowner with a large ugly house too. lol
DetroitTexan
If it was all brick I would say nice house. But those 3 materials make it look cheap. Inside is probably gorgeous but outside ages terribly
MFDork
I hear where you're coming from, but architecturally they're just shitholes. Bad materials, poor design and space layout
Nicalanius
Ever since that article I can’t stand them
windexismygravy
https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/mcmansion-hell-devil-details/ this is a good episode.
TheOriginalBenson
Dot to find later
TehBox0rz
I love how even the little vent thing gets a "capstone"
veritasgear
TIL I live in a McHouse
MackerelTex
You're home now: mcmansionhell.com
bigsluttydaddy
h
TryToRememberForget
Surprisingly informative 10/10 would click again
MackerelTex
Yeah as a dilettante in architecture her breakdowns of the diff features of houses are fascinating to me
RotundYoshi
My, uh, friend doesn't understand. Please explain
SirSage
It's a bandwagon to hate them where autists made made mountains out of molehills for any chance to hate on people. how dare you have a house
jtotheofo
There are usually a lot of design flaws or extra crap on them. An older post brutally outlined these flaws and now we can't unsee them
ChuckWeiss
There was a post a while back showing a bunch of large and expensive but poorly designed, engineered, and built houses. They were 1/
ChuckWeiss
Houses found in cookie cutter neighborhoods or other such mass produced or planned neighborhoods. They were dubbed "McMansions" in the 2/
ChuckWeiss
Original post. See McMansion.com for examples of said houses. Or don't; once you see them, your skin will crawl while you're in one. 3/3
nikpappageorgio
Nice neighborhood, OP is one uh dem rich folk
fatmanscoop
Not if they live in Iowa
tacobelle420
Or from the middle of nowhere
EngineerZero
Is this what is called a McMansion?
tatertotrow
Yes
QuackQuackAttack
I take it you've never been to Texas. Shits cheap. 300k for a 3,000sq ft 5br all day
ARatEar
It looks like completely normal house... so my conclusion is your one uh dem poor folks.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Where I live this would be like a 2.5-3 million dollar house.
ARatEar
This might be millions where I live too but you can really only see the front door and lawn. IDK maybe the cut part is a 10 car garage..
crittermom
That sucks. Because in Texas this is about a 300,000 dollar house.
RogueMachinae
Some areas it's hitting 400k to 500k.
crittermom
In Austin, definitely. We have a 230,000 house. California visitors said it would be 800.000 grand there. WTF? That's crazy to me.
QuackQuackAttack
So you're the actual rich one then? The guy who lives in the place with $1,000/sq ft property.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I suppose. I started with an old, crappy $100k condo in a dangerous part of town. Then a nicer condo, then got married and we got a /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
townhouse, then a semi-detached, and finally a detached house. Took me 15 years plus getting a second income from my partner to afford /2
lawngnomecollector
Really not. It's a starter community in the suburbs. Their house is the best one on the street
Alvatore
So.... one of them rich folk.
omgbs
or middle class
TurdFerguson14
That's more then a starter neighborhood...
Gonz000
lagavulin16
OP has 2 nickles to rub together and imgur loses its mind. Nice neighborhood OP.
Fuckweasel
Wait, wait, I've got two nickels! Am I one uh dem rich folk?
lagavulin16
See you at the country club @fuckweasel, aka: Graham Wellington.
Fuckweasel
Indubitably,
v
irrationalfears
Are you in Texas? This looks like my neighborhood
abraxis
I was actually thinking about how this looked like my Dallas suburb lol
grumpiestoldwoman
It looks like TX to me.
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
Looks like Michigan too or probably any new suburb
ToddBonzalezYo
I'm British and this looks like texas, is it Texas? Looks like Texas to me.
adjacentengels
OP replied it's in Austin area.
bakerdays
Are you in San Antonio area? Around Alamo ranch maybe?
TenaXiousB
Oh my god i thought alamo ranch when i saw the pic lmao. I’m in the Terraces at alamo ranch haha
crittermom
They have to be. I live in the area, and looks like it.
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ZuIthar
adjacentengels
Looks like several neighborhoods in Austin.
lawngnomecollector
Yep! ;)
NachoManTX
I'm in Austin also! What neighborhood? I'd love to see this in person.
crittermom
Round Rock? Pflugerville? or Georgetown?
AvacadoGatos
I’m from Texas but still can’t tell it’s Texas. What am I doing wrong?
McMasterx
Color of the grass, Flatness of the sky. That rock on the sidewalk is for covering some type of Water pipe.
McMasterx
The Trees look like they're dying, but they've been watered 500 times in the last week. and They never get bigger than that.