Honey, Can You Measure the Entryway for Me?

Dec 20, 2019 1:41 AM

AkitaFuriosa

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It’s about 2 legs wide, give or take a couple of toes according to UK yoga instructor Tammyrara

https://www.instagram.com/tammyrara/

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6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Wait till she gets to the shop and measures the frame/door

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Best way to eat a woman out I'll tell ya what lol

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6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Thin pants and backlit, you can see right through them. Cannot upvote enough.

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My hips hurt just watching this

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A couple of toes... ?

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She looks fun.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How did she get those last couple of inches? Unhinge her pelvis?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A legitimate measuring device ...

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, yes ma'am, Imma need you to take a measurement for me please? From the window to the wall...

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

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Meanwhile her husband

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I thought she was going to lift herself up. That would have been crazy.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I was disappointed she didn’t try.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, like hold herself with just her legs, that would have been wild.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Foot marks on the walls

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Honey I'm ho...ly fuck! v

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underrated best comment to this ever. could not smash that upvote any harder

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So at least two feet wide.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly 1 Thot wide.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

Not if you shop at the Thots Big-n-Tall

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well, until America moves to the metric system, we're gonna keep running into these problems.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Freedom Units forever!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Am I the only one patiently waiting for a dog to come make this complete by tackling her with love?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'love'

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This is my favourite movie of all time!

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

What is it?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, fantastic movie.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Is that Jim Carrey?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Looks like him

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, that's Patrick.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No it’s a hot yoga lady

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's him from the film "Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is that a standard or metric measurement?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Metric since she’s European haha

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You know we call it Imperial right? Metric and imperial. Nothing standard about it!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

make me think of margarine

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Throw a banana in there. For scale.

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In where exactly?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There, I was very clear about this.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have to ask then, maybe leave it to someone else

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What help would it be if you only see half of a banana anyway

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It would help me just fine, thank you very much!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotcha covered, Bro. Handy Imgur banana scale held in front of camera lens

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Brilliant

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Thanks, Good Brother! :)

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I call this pose "the mortgage payment"

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I thought is was called the jackhammer... I guess I'm just not hip anymore :(

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I call it "18 years isn't that long"

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 10

I call this the " please do not put your feet on the wall pose"

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I call it the umbrella holder.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh man, I needed that laugh! Thank you!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Manyvids link in bio"

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maan.... Look at that wood finish

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Pretty sure most guys wood finish

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“Dinner is served”

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Go’n eat dat poozie

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

My thoughts exactly. I wonder how much they spend on new yoga pants?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

i'm having impure thoughts

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That's the intent, so you can help her make her mortgage.

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The same amount your butt cheeks get spread when you get your mortgage bill.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

She pays her mortgage with . . .

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

the amount hes wiling to pay for her in that pose during sexual intercourse is the same amount of his mortgage payment

6 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

*same amount of HER mortgage payment.

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i think this is a wrong definition. This pose is how she pays the bills. "the mortgage payment" is her rent.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

still some one paying her that amount

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

the point is shes not being payed anything, shes paying with the pose... ugh nvm you guys dont get it

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