AkitaFuriosa
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It’s about 2 legs wide, give or take a couple of toes according to UK yoga instructor Tammyrara
https://www.instagram.com/tammyrara/
Dec 20, 2019 1:41 AM
AkitaFuriosa
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It’s about 2 legs wide, give or take a couple of toes according to UK yoga instructor Tammyrara
https://www.instagram.com/tammyrara/
Beartrails
1trollsVillain
Wait till she gets to the shop and measures the frame/door
PapaParatrooper
Best way to eat a woman out I'll tell ya what lol
TheHawkRules
dontusuallygiveafukkbut
airhorn
Thin pants and backlit, you can see right through them. Cannot upvote enough.
icanttellyouitsasecret
Grizabellakat007
My hips hurt just watching this
RipOffTheBandAid
guigner
A couple of toes... ?
BoobsAndGifs
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
ghesled3
She looks fun.
merelyadequategooglymoogly
How did she get those last couple of inches? Unhinge her pelvis?
ACocoaNutLadenSwallow
A legitimate measuring device ...
AkitaFuriosa
austinwizardforhire
Ah, yes ma'am, Imma need you to take a measurement for me please? From the window to the wall...
AkitaFuriosa
austinwizardforhire
M2500
EatingSnow
Meanwhile her husband
Raggedsrage
I thought she was going to lift herself up. That would have been crazy.
azgrak
I was disappointed she didn’t try.
AutoxLogic
Yeah, like hold herself with just her legs, that would have been wild.
missastromccluskey
Foot marks on the walls
milkmyrod
Honey I'm ho...ly fuck!
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willpostanything
AkitaFuriosa
Eggy1632
greakel
underrated best comment to this ever. could not smash that upvote any harder
DedicatedGraph
So at least two feet wide.
MetalSkeletal
Exactly 1 Thot wide.
AkitaFuriosa
Not if you shop at the Thots Big-n-Tall
MetalSkeletal
Well, until America moves to the metric system, we're gonna keep running into these problems.
AkitaFuriosa
Freedom Units forever!
Eldenfar
Am I the only one patiently waiting for a dog to come make this complete by tackling her with love?
SithElephant
'love'
AkitaFuriosa
Yellowdart49
fskn
AkitaFuriosa
JennieBee
This is my favourite movie of all time!
ifPokemonWereReal
What is it?
SethBalmore
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, fantastic movie.
ArchDukeArchibald
Is that Jim Carrey?
Tanksti
Looks like him
ErnestoPeeler
No, that's Patrick.
nainogero
No it’s a hot yoga lady
AcrylicAmbassador
It's him from the film "Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind"
Brandy321
is that a standard or metric measurement?
AkitaFuriosa
Metric since she’s European haha
BeanMugged
You know we call it Imperial right? Metric and imperial. Nothing standard about it!
Brandy321
make me think of margarine
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Throw a banana in there. For scale.
AkitaFuriosa
ahorseelbowdeepinme
mydogpoopsalot
In where exactly?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
There, I was very clear about this.
NapoleonDynOmite
If you have to ask then, maybe leave it to someone else
ZarkFury
What help would it be if you only see half of a banana anyway
ahorseelbowdeepinme
It would help me just fine, thank you very much!
jjw9
I gotcha covered, Bro. Handy Imgur banana scale held in front of camera lens
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Thewinterisstillhere
Brilliant
jjw9
Thanks, Good Brother! :)
ahorseelbowdeepinme
bigmuffin1
I call this pose "the mortgage payment"
OmnibusLatinName
I thought is was called the jackhammer... I guess I'm just not hip anymore :(
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
I call it "18 years isn't that long"
NutellaJar0
I call this the " please do not put your feet on the wall pose"
TakuanSoho
DemonFluffer1000
I call it the umbrella holder.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Oh man, I needed that laugh! Thank you!
Jusmar
"Manyvids link in bio"
BatmanOSX
Maan.... Look at that wood finish
Shockandawmanwasthatdissapointing
Pretty sure most guys wood finish
siflandollysiflandollyshowROCK
“Dinner is served”
oshodatwan
Go’n eat dat poozie
AggressiveChickenSandwich1
My thoughts exactly. I wonder how much they spend on new yoga pants?
Nathanfake
i'm having impure thoughts
DemonFluffer1000
ProbablyDrunkAgain
That's the intent, so you can help her make her mortgage.
AkitaFuriosa
Qtpai
The same amount your butt cheeks get spread when you get your mortgage bill.
PriestofThor
She pays her mortgage with . . .
BortSamps0n
the amount hes wiling to pay for her in that pose during sexual intercourse is the same amount of his mortgage payment
lilmookieesquire
*same amount of HER mortgage payment.
AkitaFuriosa
NVYHVC
i think this is a wrong definition. This pose is how she pays the bills. "the mortgage payment" is her rent.
BortSamps0n
still some one paying her that amount
NVYHVC
the point is shes not being payed anything, shes paying with the pose... ugh nvm you guys dont get it