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Feb 12, 2026 7:04 AM
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DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Nobody told him it's 72 incels?
VictorDenn
What are the chances Epstein helped Sultan bin Sulayem act out his own "entry into paradise" on the island?
intaglioguy
What matters is the evidence of the victims and the actual crimes committed. Not extraneous chaff like this.
LariCheltsy
Modern problems, etc ad nauseum
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
But why 72?
TheMoonBnuuy
I mean you're going to have problems having sex with your 72 virgins if the rest of your body isn't also intact...
fformulaa
He's watching his detached penis have all the fun while he's in a corner getting cucked by his own penis
AyatollahBahloni
He dies and goes to the afterlife. George Washington walks up and gives him a right hook to the jaw. Then Jefferson comes up and kicks him in the balls, followed by a whole row of American patriots. Weeping, he complains to God: "What is this? Why is this happening to me?" God responds, "I promised you 72 Virginians. What did you think I said?"
dunnerski
Thanks Robin Williams
phoony
„Did they say that they are *female* virgins?“ „Holy crap!“
Anyone got a link to the original Achmed the dead terrorist video?
TheMoonBnuuy
Achmed has not aged well... I go back to watch it now and it's just... cringe...
LilMissWheels
Why would you want 72 virgins anyway? That sounds like a lot of work and responsibility. Give me maybe 3 bisexual co-eds with low expectations.
stercusmoriturussum
Ask Google. My AI response included that those 72 are apocryphal (not mentioned in the Quran), and are considered not human beings but creations of Paradise. Eternally young women with big beautiful eyes...
NM156
Paradise Plot twist: You get 72 virgins but they must remain virgins!
phoony
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
So that’s what the Bad Dragon employees use the molds for after they get too worn out to produce toys.
PlacentaEaters
thrashingcows
It’s got a flared base so it’s all good! ;)