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No theme, just memes in a journey backwards in time. I believe we are still in the ~2019 era of my phone gallery
*jaws theme*
Me: *shares feelings/thoughts*
Parents: *time for a lecture*
Feral/outdoor cats are an invasive species
Marvel and Rio the green cheek conures. Rio does a ((licc))
Markamanic
#26 back then it wasn't cringe to us, then it became cringe, now we thrive in cringe.
YargonK
#20 oh my god, yes this. If I wanted your opinion on my clothes, or my hair, or what I'm eating, I'd ask. please stop the constant criticism
Esdog
#2 sand is in demand, need it for cement.
Starbolt81
#3 i read that in a female night elf voice
Afewflowers
#38 I highly recommend the Nightvale podcast. It's somehow creepy and heart warming at the same time
MrSebi
#3 You must gather your party before venturing forth.
thedarknesssurroundsme
#10 foal meat is very, very tasty. Don't think it would count as an antidepressant tho. Maybe if I eat it every day...
sendbobsandvageneiguess
#18 I feel personally attacked.
WhoAteAllTheBananasAndTookAShitOnTheCarpet
#25 have been steadily going 'you're welcome' in a singsong voice since I saw the movie.
Gnakenheimer
#4 clearly these scientists have never played on a sega console at 6 in the morning, seeing Sonic run across the screen, followed by SEGA!
Mordy9
defurious
#35 low friction porn syrup
Markamanic
#47 change it to *gets born* and you got the US
PopTrogdor
#25 MOANA ITS TIME YOU KNEW, THE VILLAGE OF MOTUNUI IS ALL YOU NEED!
thatonenerdyguy
Read all of #3 in a Male Tauren voice. Man I miss the good ol days.
SyrusDrake
#1 No movie has ruined my life more than Toy Story
ireallylovetacos
#25 Ha I knew I wasn't the only one!
Anju42
#3 You must construct additional pylons
brighterthanyou
#35 I'm no expert, but I've been told if there's fructose in there, someone is getting a UTI
Crazywelderguy
Should be more like high fucktose porn syrup
sunnymangoes
Nah, thrush is the real problem if you introduce sugar to the lady garden
Avelaide
I mean you could get a UTI, but yeah, yeast infection is much more likely.
IthinkthereforeIspeak
#11 FUN FACT: Birds have two voice boxes
ninjabudgie
I do love a good fun fact
doAngelsFart
Horses are assholes. Someone has to say it. My parents had a horse farm. I’ve a lot of exposure to them, and they suck. Trust me.
Tobbsdasock
Maybe they’d be less rude if you’d stop exposing yourself to them.
doAngelsFart
If I have to see their weird junk all the time they damn well see mine
CheshireCad
"You grew up with horses? OMG I loooove horses!" Me: "You know horses poop, right? They poop A LOT. EVERYTHING around them smells like poo."
EndorForestSummerCamp83
doAngelsFart
Stupid fucking big ass, shitting all the time, crush my foot when I’m trying to brush you, trample me cause you saw a fucking rabbit, horses
doAngelsFart
Horses can get fucked.
maskedrabbit
Horses can get fucked you say?
SqueakShow
This rant has given me a reason to carry on.
KAPTAINKAMIKAZEE
The amount of times I've threatened to turn my horse into glue in red dead is too many to count.
doAngelsFart
Actually love my Red Dead 2 horse. Got a White Arabian. Probably because I can’t smell her.
AtWestEnd
You got my vote with "cats are an incasive species." Spay and neuter your pets, folks!
BigFatFailureTurtle
Better yet, don't buy cats. You're contributing to their evil scheming, hastening their eventual hostile takeover.
KiwiGameDev
Was about to comment this same thing. Community responsibility people
BackSurgeryLimp
I have a new neighbor who let's her two cats outside. The garden catered to birds and chippers is no more. Tore it down after the first body
billiebitkiller
But people get so possy when you suggest they're irresponsible by letting them out. "they want to be out!!" ok so??? >
billiebitkiller
They also want to eat until theyre obese but you shouldn't let them do that either. It's called responsible pet care.
BackSurgeryLimp
ElectricNoodle
They also could use bells on them so that they are less able to kill prey
Fishkeeper
And keep 'em inside! You don't let dogs or toddlers free-roam, so don't let cats (which are way better hunters) run around loose either.
KiwiGameDev
Not out of a lack of spirit though, not much craves death more than a toddler…
Fishkeeper
I have 3 younger brothers. I've had to chase after them when they were tiny. I'm entirely in favor of toddler leashes on tiny kids.
Fishkeeper
They don't know any better than to charge headlong into traffic, and they're too young to be embarrassed. Just mad they can't bolt.
AmArschdieRaeuber
We used to have dogs running loose arround here. A Dachshund. Killed the free roaming cats. No toddlers tho.
Fishkeeper
See, this is not something that would be used as evidence that free-roaming dogs are a good thing. Or cats.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Yeah, true. I also think it's bad. I would miss the cats visiting me at home though. Also it seems cruel to jail them inside. But that's 1/2
ninjabudgie
No jail necessary! There's TONS of indoor activities for cats, and cat leashes and catios are always an option too!
AmArschdieRaeuber
why I just won't ever get a cat. 2/2