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JackOfAlls
#12 is monty python
adjacentengels
#4 one full meter is only three feet. That's not much awe.
Kerbrary
Someone is a fan of What We Do in the Shadows. +1
ohbotherwhatdoiput
Wheat Thiccs look like someone made rice krispy treats out of shredded wheat.
thesillysphincterman
They spam the use of spam as an ingredient
pineapplewalrus
#14
RonDaldo
lolzomg123
Wisdom is knowing #1 would be croutons.
dogsandelephants
Wheat Thiccs made me lol
TheBakingGiraffe
Rhett and Link actually made and tried wheat thiccs! https://youtu.be/e3qMuO5sEO4
FetterlessBiped
Wheat made me thicc lol
th3guy
Croutons, the real Wheat Thiccs
Corona688
Too much leavening.
SaunterVaguelyDownward
The guy knitting probably had a lot of trouble dropping stitches because his tension is too loose. Beginners are almost always too tight.
SaunterVaguelyDownward
Once he got that fixed, he prob had a lot easier time of it than a tight knitter. He does it English style, but I’ll let it pass this time ?
margaritarissa
I like this Lots
yuyufan43
....and spam
CommanderVegeta
Wasting that $40 to have her do a fun quest instead of One Small Favour. Psshh.
Gatorjon
My social distancing outfit:
inflammableCollector
Oh gosh that fashion show was a train wreck at the end
Corona688
fashion show? I refuse to accept that this is not some sort of barbie transformer
inflammableCollector
Even if you don’t like fashion, it was pretty cool. Every country got a costume. That was USA’s. I think people did make toys like it though
Corona688
OK, *costume* show makes slightly more sense.
inflammableCollector
Yeah, costume show.
Eldibs
Aren't Wheat Thiccs just croutons?
elleander
Pff Desert Treasure. At least have the decency to pay for a master quest like DS2
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pseydtonne
Well made, well played. Kevin Jevin Kevin rolls on...
TemetNosce000
Paul blart memes were the shit
Gatorjon
Ok, I'm very curious what Paul Blart meme would get you banned.
TemetNosce000
There was an autism one that was pretty bad
SocoFox
#4. Guess it's time to bust out the Oderus Urungas costume next time I need half and half.
snoffler
Please do
SocoFox
SOCIAL DISTANCE THIS BITCHES *sprays blood and urine on everyone at the seafood counter*
mahakalabhairava
i mean the cuttlefish of cthulhu was pretty big
ShowMeEvidence360
#7 is Steve Harvey vomiting a turd in the background?
PoorChoiceOfWurds
Wow...that’s his hand
ShowMeEvidence360
Am I the only one who sees this though?
weiswolf
Omg thorax doing the laughing bit but the mouth hole gotta stay clamped so I don’t wake up the spouse = rhythmic snorting pain
justeandj
ShowMeEvidence360
weiswolf
I’m going to die! This is the funniest shit I’ve seen for a long time
oxenfree2015
The Levitical purity laws- and remember, don’t cook a young goat in its mother’s milk.
WodenEmrys
Which covers such things as women's monthly periods. Yup quarantining for a pandemic certainly justifies treating a period like it's a COVID
chefryank
*Ahem* the scripture actually stipulates don't cook the calf in the milk of the mother. Yeah, i had to go to Christian school
Leithoa
You sure? https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Exodus%2023:19
aintnothinbutahounddog28
You guys know that whatever language you read the Bible in was not the one it was written in right? And words can be interpreted differently
PotatOSLament
Why not?
SqueakerBot
Dick move. "Here, let me milk you so your offspring will be tastier."
Leithoa
God Says
PotatOSLament
Okay, but like, trichinosis is why pork is “unclean”, what’s with cooking goats in milk? Is it a culinary thing, a pasteurization thing?
Ihatedecidingonausername
Trichinosis isn't why pork is unclean. The scriptures don't require there to be a logical explanation later discovered for every rule
Ihatedecidingonausername
For Pork that happens to be a benefit yes, with hindsight. But the bottom line is to do what God says because God said it. That's all
WodenEmrys
Nobody knows. There's a few hypothesis though: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_and_meat_in_Jewish_law#Explanations_for_the_law
PotatOSLament
Huh.
4PawAngelOwner
Tell you what. Go to Chabad.org. & do a search. I know I have the info in my Swiss cheese brain but it's not coming to me.
Leithoa
god says.