Faelow
277047
13183
379
Edit: Yay, first time FP!
Oct 25, 2016 9:00 PM
Faelow
277047
13183
379
Edit: Yay, first time FP!
DarthDragon7
It's dumb
Necromartian
Yes yes.. women are whores. very funny.
WorstShotEver
Sounds like my mother in law
Abekrampe
#3 Shame those single mothers wont you. They have so much going for them already tear them down a piece.
EzraFell
DontCallMeYourDaddyCauseICanFuckYouBetter
I wear whatever the fuck I want
RetConMan
ProfessorPoopface
rng43
She better of cooked something good after their season debut of Durant. Curry will need it to forget getting absolutely smashed.
AgentOrangeJuice
I wonder if she flavors her food with that weaksauce too.
Omny
I imagined reading all of these in a Julia Child voice.
MarlboromanMat
Me too. "One should only eat diet food while the steak is cooking".
TastyBrainMeats
https://youtu.be/99-n42Xb6NQ
zeiss74
First you must stop the bleeding...
Moetorious
What a reference! Quite the deep cut!
luke1899
NBA IS RIGGED....when my husband loses 2016 NBA Finals
NekoMiko06
①A cardigan. with long sleeves. & no apron. 'cause fuck this outfit. To be fair, she's only juicing citrus, but if she was cooking this'd be
NekoMiko06
② rather bad unless she didn't actually like those clothes all that much.
Springfeild
papajim22
Warriors blew a 3-1 series lead in the NBA Finals, never forget.
Galrufnor
To be fair, she's only juicing citrus, but if she was cooking this'd be
Hamchevsky
She can cook the food with those burns
SolitaireUnraveling
lol
Falos
I was going to come up with something on burns but yours was better ("could" tho)
Bloodslug
How many kitchens are in her house?
CrabWallet
Steph's house.* Her youtube dollars aren't making those mortgage payments.
NotHardly
Seriously, no self respecting woman would post this? Like, seriously, where is your mother?
NotAGirlNotYetAWombat
mj96xx
it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard
NotAGirlNotYetAWombat
You know humour is subjective, right?
ShutUrFace
LanaDelReyy
TAAAAANG.
TonyGarbanzo
What's with all these books?
basball6969
Dang, can you draw my name like that next? It's Shaunders, 'n yores is?
nebworb
I've always wondered how the principal didn't notice them smoking weed in Saturday School.
xzas325
Ay u ever steal like a dragon statue?
OhKingKoopa
That was filmed at my old high school
registeredtoproveimawesome
Whyd you buy a new one
ralphonso
ayy lmao
OhKingKoopa
Kids were too stupid
frougz
immapostkidsstuff
I need to find a video of this moment. The gif makes me so happy.
FatSchlonker
We'll be like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. But instead of clickin heels, we'll be KNOCKIN BOOTS!!! YUH YUH YUH YUUUHHHHH
NotFarEnough
Context: Ayesha Curry (Steph Curry's wife), is a cook who's complained on Twitter about women wearing revealing outfits
CrabWallet
She's as much a cook as Susan Alexander was an opera singer.
eetsumkaus
oh, that's where the meme comes from. I thought it was just because she was an upper middle class black homemaker with a cooking show...
Aglarturgon
Who is Steph Curry?
rollercostarican
nba player
zma123456
Curry's wife and she doesn't say that stuff. Anyone out there wondering.
TotinosPizzaRolls
Thought it was 4 different, albeit similar, women.
ivoryashes
Disappointing...
BauBauBauBau
Wow, Tim Curry married up.
showdownsam78666
I wish she would and I'd watch it... like a classy Martha Stewart with a hood touch.
alfiedarklordofall
Pretty sure Martha Stewart is already hood
LizzyMcGuire
She does have a cooking show with Snoop, so yeah.
Xannacor
Well she has gone to prison after all.
ButterLettuce01
For what?
Xannacor
Um.... I forgot the term but it had something to do with stocks
Xannacor
Insider Trading! That's what it was!
DonaldTremp
I hate her and her stupid family.
BLow30z
Is that Steph Curry's wife?
DontGoJasonWaterfall
Yes sir
CommonWhiteGirl
Where did this "hoes don't get cold" thing come from? I somehow know the rule already but I don't even know why
chocolateraptor
because in the dead of winter them hoes still out rocking teeny tiny dresses, thus implying they dont get cold.
watercolortitties
Look up Cardi B "a ho never gets cold".
SweetFaceAce
Is that same husband who blew a 3-1 lead in the finals at home despite being the unanimous MVP?
FckyourselfSarah
Why was he playing alone? Isn't that against the rules?
AnusBumbledore
Exactly. He and his team are overrated and LeBron is better than anyone in Golden State
xzhous
Also, KLove and Kyrie too!
cookiesnatcha
Why you riding his nuts so hard?
AnusBumbledore
Because LeBron is a better overall basketball player and the best since Jordan
cookiesnatcha
LeFlop? That's debatable.
AnusBumbledore
I'd take him over Steph and his glass ankles anyday
DontGoJasonWaterfall
Yes the same one who led his team to a previously thought unbreakable NBA win record whilst having a historically great offensive season
CrabWallet
He did carve a very impressive path on his way to unprecedented defeat on the biggest stage, when it mattered most.
slorebath
And then blew a 3-1 lead in the finals, so no one cares about any of that.
DontGoJasonWaterfall
Ok
SweetFaceAce
Got historically locked down by Kevin Love tho
DontGoJasonWaterfall
Won't argue that.. pity green had a meltdown or it might not even have gone to 7.. 1-1 with a decider to come while I hope my bulls get #1pk
xman1231
Im going to have a meltdown also when someone puts me on the floor and tries to put there nuts on my head where he could of walked around.
DontGoJasonWaterfall
Well hello, apparently only other non-Draymond hater on here!
rollercostarican
not when you have 14 techs under your belt and know you were under investigation for the last 2 times you kicked someone in the nuts from-1
RyanMcParty
Nice. Who is this btw?
thebillyofthewest
LEEROOW JENKINS!!!
browsib
calvinohara
Steph Curry's wife.
CourtesyClerk
It's faelow obviously
NotEven0nce
Ayesha Curry, Steph Curry's wife
HighSlayerRalton
Boku No Pico.
soaksloginwood
Albert Einstein
DrZhivalgo
Morgan Freeman
ItsOnlyHumanNatural
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MEJk5ZCQ
Fosforo
Patrick
RonaldBilliusWeasley
No its LeviOsa not LeviosAh
0rgasmatr0n
Harambe McGorillaface
dorkwhisperer
Darude - Sandstorm
SW00PUP0NTHEM
DURKADURKADURK DURK DURKADURKADURK
DoctorBrobotnik
That's actually exactly how it goes. I read that aloud more times than I care to admit.
TheCarolingian
Jalfrezi Vindaloo.
TrixieLaBouche
I thought it was Aloo Gobi.
aap71
Vinda Hoo?
KhalEezee
Cindy Lou Who?
WallyBro
It's almost that time of year again
LZYRMN
As a brown person, I know what this is damn it.
eetsumkaus
I know what Vindaloo is...
bachterman
is there a thing as a brown person?
LZYRMN
As an indo-Canadian, yes. But it's fairly broad I suppose.
bachterman
it irks me when i'm categorised as a caucasian.
KoulaMan
Ayesha Curry, wife of NBA MVP Steph Curry
Imissharambesoomuch
Former. Cuz Lebron took that back
icephoenix
The only MVP to lose after having a 3-1 lead in the nba finals
KtotheUZGandaUn
Never gets old.
italianboy23
LBJ the real MVP
justpicturesofmycat
Lyndon B Johnson?
italianboy23
Who else?
JupiterJedi
Warrior fans
themostirreleventnameintheworld
Accurate....