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My kind of achievement
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Classy as Fuck
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Smooth
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FANCY
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How fudgey are your brownies?
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My typa night.
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dogenuggets
Your mother bought you a book with that last word on the title?
EthelPacelli
Very cool gift idea. Comment for future reference.
Creamofsumyunggai
Really!? You aren't going to give us the fudgey-as-fuck brownie recipe!? You scumbag.
somethingcatsrelated
#8 everyone is like
thegr8rambino
Lol go to bed early that's funny
JehdBeck
Label the cups at a party? Sounds like a Cosby tactic.
Desertmoon37
Go back and read in Samual L. Jackson's voice
ItTickles
what kind of friends do you have that drink 8.3 red solo cups of beer in a half an hour? I thought that was just me..
Midnightwhiskey
I bought this for a white elephant this year!! Just pulled it off the shelf at Barnes and Noble, couldn't believe my eyes.
RagingIndianCowboy
Haha my gf bought me the "eat like you give a fuck" version
LadyWidebottom
#1 I have done this before to my next door neighbour, and I'd gladly do it again.
pumpkinspicedrum
White preppie authors....the kind of people who absolutely don't speak the way they write.
TroyRodriguez067
"Is this your cup?" "Does it say Pussykiller9000 on it?" "No." "Then it's not my cup."
hardytardigrade
Horseshit. The tomato gel = most of the tomato flavor: http://www.thekitchn.com/why-you-should-stop-seeding-tomatoes-food-news-178613
TacoCatRacecarTacoCat
YES. Thank you.
GambitsEnd
The title looks extremely edgy.
SirQuackTheDuck
*Aggressively buys book*
exparrot78
It's called an Irish goodbye and it's the only polite way to leave a party. Once one person leaves it starts a trend thus ending the party.
DynoChicken
I never knew I needed this book, until now...
aprilludgateduire
The regular cook book is pretty awesome too
stillinschool
I too got a Thug Kitchen book for Christmas!
Inamedmycatafterfood
I gave one to my brother via Amazon so I've never looked inside. Are you enjoying it?
stillinschool
I made a soup from it so far and it was freaking good. Ate it all week and was sad it was gone!
booksfearnails
I have it, it's full of vegan recipes, sorry meat eaters.
hedgewizard
Devout carnivore can testify, they are good recipes.
CrunchyOverCreamy
"22 Food and Drink Hacks You Can't Live Without" - Buzzfeed, probably
SirBrendan
plus 1 for ripping on Buzzfeed. Every time someone hates what I hate, I love the world a little more:)
pariahdog119
#3 Will Suprise You!
SirQuackTheDuck
Actually, it's http://www.thugkitchen.com/ - Or "Someone wrote a book with recipes and swear words, you'll never guess what happened next"
TyrionLannisterTheImp
"This guy added soy sauce and sesame oil to a simple recipe. What happened next will blow your mind!"
SmoketreesGetcancer
The Food Network hates this book. Find out why.
collind8
Why?
Ialwaysupvotefood
Why?
samoanjoe
yes, look how thuggish the authors are
IMainReinhardt
http://scene7.targetimg1.com/is/image/Target/15425237?wid=480&hei=480
xrufus7x
http://static.digg.com/images/59865305284a4a28919402485f753d14_a85084e7531a442aab549e410a79ab6d_1_original.jpeg
Mekanismen
"Jesus Christ Is My N***a"
Mynamewillbethenametorulethemall
don't put water into a bunt pan. Put some juice in that bitch! no water down whatsoever
Dalylah
Don't forget to add fruit to the frozen ring to make it snazzier.
clem2270
exactly what I was going to say. Make extra punch and freeze it in the bunt pan and use that for your ice.
dandura2
Use some sherbet for so nice flavor
jizzmittens
The French exit (#1) works well once. They you gotta start leaving gloves and coats behind to convince them "you'll be right back"
marquisdechocula
or they what, hunt you down?
swinglinered
No. What you do is start a new drink, then do the excuse/distraction/leaving. That drink is your "anchor"/proof.
perfectoon0901
I'm a bigger fan of the Irish good bye
jizzmittens
With the Irish goodbye, aren't you sneaking out drunk in the hopes that nobody takes your keys from you?
photogger
wow that's upper tier social isolation. I dig it.
swinglinered
"upper tier social isolation" Just pretend you are a superhero/secret agent/etc. and build masks and shells to be donned/shed as needed 1/2
swinglinered
2/2 That way you have an entertainment sidebar/HUD over social interactions. Makes things more interesting.
photogger
and here I've been wasting my life...
IAmAHappyAvacado123
Who would like me to post the FUGDEY AF BROWNIES?
StrawberryBananas
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YES!
SaberShots
Practically NONE of my current recipes exclaim, "Congratufuckinlations"! So, yes, please!
BigHandz
Yes.
IAmAHappyAvacado123
Soon ... Soon
faggotstein
Please do!
SaberShots
You heard me shout, "When? When!"
Dalylah
Honestly I judged you for not posting it with this one. As I can see you are maximizing your upvote potential, I can forgive you. This time.
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Dalylah
You are a peach! <3
IAmAHappyAvacado123
Bless your kind soul, first fp appearance
Dalylah
Congrats are definitely in order then. *tosses confetti and hands you a bottle of something bubbly*
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Well where the fuck is it you goddamn kitchen heathen?
IAmAHappyAvacado123
It's three pictures, can't post another album untill tomorrow!
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
The imgur app can't create albums? Oh my...
IAmAHappyAvacado123
I'm fairly new I'm very sorry
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
'Tis okay, I'm not cake-lusting at the moment, Mr/Ms Avo...Avacado.
Lastavica
But I LOVE tomato seeds and the gel =(
srawr42
You can make tomato sauce from the gel! But I'd be so sad if I ate a salsa with incomplete tomatoes.
thewalkinged
Doing everything a book says leads to extremism, so dontchu worry about ignoring a few bits.
hardytardigrade
Most of the flavor is in the gel. http://www.thekitchn.com/why-you-should-stop-seeding-tomatoes-food-news-178613
craychel
If you want to use them whole, slice them and let them dry a bit on a paper towel for ~30 mins. Delicious full tomato taste, no watery mess!
IGoOnTheInternetAndTellLies
"No veggie peeler? Get your shit together." +1
aThirstyMortal
Or become an adult and learn to peel with a knife.
0rpheus
Or become an intelligent adult that knows when to use the proper tool for the specific job.
aThirstyMortal
Like a salad spinner, citrus peeler or a banana cutter? It's all overkill and clutter.
marylanddd
I have a veggie peeler! I definitely don't feel like my shit's together, but that's encouraging
indref
waitwhut
TIL my shit is not together.
indref
taylorisnotacat
at least you found out before it was too late
RabidDingo
Get all your shit and put it in a back pack. Get your shit together.
muggleborn
My dishwasher ate my veggie peeler
0rpheus
If you use a dish washer then you need to get your shit together.
IGoOnTheInternetAndTellLies
Then I guess your dishwasher needs to get it's shit together!
photogger
awesome book, awful title
DrewChainzzz
Sounds like the Japanese titled this book
apearthenbananas
No publicity is bad publicity!
IgnatiusJReilly2601
Yeah, I'd refuse to buy it just because of the title.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
Good to focus on the important aspects of a cook book.
Goddamgrub
Get me some god dam grub
freedomofnow
Guacamole tip: If you put the stone in the guacamole it doesn't brown. Epicmealtime taught me that.
therealgiraffe
It's a good way to get The Youths to buy your vegan cookbook.
WherePoetryComesToDie
If by "The Youths" you mean "the type of people that subscribe to Gwyneth Paltrow's blog," then sure.
casualmanatee
"Thug" whatever is kinda his thing. His Instagram is @thug_chef I believe
WherePoetryComesToDie
Way different people. These two are the authors of this book.
casualmanatee
My mistake. They look awful.
IMainReinhardt
http://scene7.targetimg1.com/is/image/Target/15425237?wid=480&hei=480
StillbornGod
Well... There goes any incentive I had to get this book.
WherePoetryComesToDie
Their entire endeavor reminded me way too much of http://blackpeopleloveus.com, except without the self-awareness.
feedmeseymour
I laughed so hard I woke up my boyfriend. Great site
Ninjamit
Wow, they look really fucking annoying.
JHord1985
Title doesn't matter; only how great the book is. I'm going to go buy this now.
RunsWithShortShorts
I have the regular Thug Kitchen cookbook. I've never used it, but it reads well and provides for a nice chuckle
wojo701
The first one, we call that the Irish Exit, 60% of the time it works every time
duncanteabag
We call it the Newport ditch, essential when you have 3 different events you need to put in an appearance at in the busy season
supergreenpasta
I just yell "bye homies" as i exit. That way i get everyone at once.
golfyfoxstep
We call it the Rattentaxi in Dutch (Rat taxi)
KHave88
Known as an irish goodbye in my group as well.
laserrenegade78
Here in Aus we call it 'doin a ghosty'. Do it when you need to, BUT once gone make sure you text a semi-sober friend to let them know :)
Psychethos
I hate it when people do that. At least yell out "bye!" before you're out the door, that way people know you've gone.
gonetodublin
at a big crowded party at 2am with a bunch of drunk people who wont remember or care?
Psychethos
In my drunken state I've been known to get really worried when people suddenly disappear, think they've been abducted or something.
gonetodublin
how big are these gatherings?
Psychethos
Depends, but lets say 30ish people. I don't think you have to say bye to everyone, but at least let one person know you've gone home.
rattlebone10
I learned that from my Irish grandmother. She was an expert at it.
Guinealicious
We call it the drunk disappearance act
outspokencanary
Ive been doing this my entire life. TIL its a thing.
YouWantABaccala
I've always heard it called "The Irish Goodbye"
AvantiSempreAvanti
The opposite of a Venezuelan (aka drunk) goodbye. 30 minutes and you've said goodbye to 3 people 25 times
EvilLesbian
Tried it once. Three phone calls and a barely-avoided call to the police later...
KHave88
Known as an irish goodbye in my group as well.
Billywonderful
I'm sorry, what the fuck is being talked about? The first one is about salsa?!
clapclapclapclapclap
Gypsy Fade sounds so much more magical.
koalascanevolvetoo
Bye bye bye bye bye bye-buh-buh-bye bye bye... Alright, talk to you then. Bye bye bye... See you soon. Bye... Take care! Bye... Bye. Bye
LordCommanderTomSnow
Irish Goodbye here
CHICKINGNUGGER
We call it "back dooring" here. (Derbyshire)
Chellecution
We call it a phantom
FisterC
In Germany it's called a Polish Exit (not kidding), or a Czech Exit if you tell someone before. Italian Exit if you sunk a huge ship before.
0rpheus
Shots fired.
SpecimenSpiff
I believe it's rude not to at least say thanks and goodbye to the host of the party. Do that, then leave. Wave at others on your way out.
BooBooKittyFudge
It depends on how well you know the hosts, how many people are there, and how busy the hosts are. In many instances, it's fine.
SpecimenSpiff
True enough! My assumption was that you know the host well enough and have the option to say thanks. I always at least say thanks even if >
SpecimenSpiff
> I've never even spoken to the host before that night.
AvantiSempreAvanti
The opposite of a Venezuelan (aka drunk) goodbye. 30 minutes and you've said goodbye to 3 people 25 times
logicalnonsenz
Aka the Irish Goodbye
laroline
we call it the slow fade. My best friend is the best fucking slow fader of any person i've ever met.
RoryTheLad
In Scotland I'd say 'Flaking' or the classic 'Smokebombing'
ickaickaickaptchanggggg
also the jersey goodbye (for NJ)
IfYouLiveAroundMeLetsGrabABeerOrBottleOfWhiskeyOrBurnAHouseDown
I'mma be honest with you wojo701, that comment smells like pure gasoline
fuzzydunl0p
TIL I'm an Irish stereotype!
Billywonderful
What the fuck is anyone talking about? It's about salsa?!
thor0486
Thank you! I was thinking the same thing and thought I was the only one.
WalterMatthau
If you can get a friend to cause a distraction, you can Batman out while their backs are turned.
BlacklightShining
https://xkcd.com/486
warick
http://sharetv.com/watch/882753
Anokant
Mexican peaceout
SlurpaDerp
The gypsy fade
CantComeUpWithAWittyUsernameSoHereWeGo
We can it "making a Polish" in Germany
ShooterMcGavinsBreakfast
I call it the Houdini. I'm a master of it. The only problem is if anything did happen to me everybody would assume I'd made my usual exit.
lexiadele
hahah i like that; my friends and i call it ninja-ing
outspokencanary
I feel you. I send sorry texts in the morning :p Sorry i just want to get to bed!
son579
Then it doesn't work every time... 0.o
gonetodublin
it's a reference/joke
LatentBlonde
We call it French Goodbye or ghosting!
kategrinntook
Yep! In Canada it's called a French exit to the best of my knowledge! :)
WherePoetryComesToDie
Huh. I'm more familiar with "ghosting" as meaning to break up with someone by cutting contact and ignoring calls, texts, emails, etc.
BooBooKittyFudge
We call that the fadeaway
wojo701
Are you from France? Never heard it called that before, I like ghosting though
evilpigeonwithwings
It's a common saying in germany and as i've just learned in canada aswell
SpiceSlag
We have to do it in Ireland because if you try and leave a session early you'll get belittled and offered even more drink.
CaptainHughJass
That's the opposite of a problem
noluckduck
My hangover was the problem.
noluckduck
That's what happened to me on Friday... And I'm in Canada, damn Irish people lol.
SpiceSlag
Usually to the point of you making shite of yourself and actually getting on with the stuff you might be up to the next day.
mountainofpuppies
can confirm.. also there's always someone who gets lost.. safe to assume they're shitefaced raiding a nearby chipper..only if it's a guy tho
SpiceSlag
The local Chipper, Chinese, or the 24 hour Petrol Station for smokes. What a glorious nation we are.
meghantweets
...like...a wood chipper???
missladymondegreen
as opposed to the Norwegian Exit. that's the one where you say good-bye in the hallway, at the coat closet, in the doorway, at the car...
hellolucy
This is so accurate it hurts!
Warfacealex
Can confirm, I am Norwegian.
alticaarden
I must be Norwegian
suretoast
Or from Wisconsin. You announce you're leaving at least twice and say good bye about as many times as there are rooms between you & the exit
alticaarden
Yep. Secretly Wisconsinian.