Happy Birthday! 

Sep 5, 2017 12:02 AM

undercovergiraffe

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When birthday celebrations go wrong

Holy crap

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That poor child D:

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MORONS

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jeez, anybody know if she is okay?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you fucking sorry?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Satan accepts the sacrifice

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stupid people are stupid

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Most appropriate use of gif I've seen for a while

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's gotta be pretty traumatic for the girl. Even before the fire she was not digging it.

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 1

♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫ This girl is on fire ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That poor little girl..how frickin traumatizing is THAT?!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is she okay? Does she have burns? Poor kid

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Saw it coming, it happened, i laughed and some pee came out. Its cool im on the toilet.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 6

Poor thing, surrounded by morons.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

She'll never forget that birthday.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Man, that party is lit.

8 years ago | Likes 306 Dislikes 6

Don't even invite me to your party unless it's this lit.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

DRACARYS!!!

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Shireen Baratheon's birthday bash!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember folks, it's no party at all unless you party hard.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bad time to cast burning hands.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yoooo, what is this from??

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My spider-sense says it's just a bit of animated pixel art. Deep Dungeons of Doom has gameplay that this reminds me of, though!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Source please

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Everyone looking over at the silly string sprayer

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The look of horror at the very end by the lady with long black hair...priceless!!

8 years ago | Likes 394 Dislikes 13

Well kind of gives away whose idea the silly string was.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I fucking jumped when I saw it lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

*Morticia

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First thing I thought of when she turned around was Army of Darkness.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

she looks so fucking eerie. im kinda digging her style

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I feel like she was turning to blame them for the stupid thing she was gonna also do

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 3

Cora instead of Carrie ensued.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch again. It's not the same one.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Oh shit you're right, like a magic trick. Still stand by her getting ready to blame someone tho

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And probanly also organized.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

I think the price was flambed girl.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Notice a before and after representation of that lady in the same video?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is she going to be ok?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

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fire marshall bill. not as funny as anton jackson or wanda.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 16

8 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

Thank you

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Rofl

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wtf lol

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

That treasured hair...poof. Just because someone didn't have enough sense to wait till she blew her goddamn candles out.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She'll be lucky if she gets away with just some singed hair.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The video I want is the ass chewing that woman was getting ready to give to whoever just lit her kids hair on fire

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She had a can in her hand. I'm guessing it was "planned". (By idiots including her)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do people still not know this

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

They knew. It was a sacrifice. Bonus points for sacrificing happy victims

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are people who believe the world is flat. Not knowing that silly string is flammable seems almost reasonable.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Well I didn't know it. Never used it or had a party with it. I also never put fireworks on a damn cake either.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...no take that back...I probably would be too paranoid about using contents under pressure near a fire

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... I really wish that didn't make so much goddamn sense.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I see a video like this once a goddamn year. "Happy birthday. We're fucking retards so here's your third degree burns."

8 years ago | Likes 907 Dislikes 8

Just once? Must not be on the internet often. This is my 3,137th this year.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's what the birthday card said.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"this is fine"

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

It's an easy mistake if you don't pay attention. They meant to include the fire retardant but ended up with the fire retard.

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Maybe 2nd degree.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"double facial"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

"Here in their natural habitat we could see the display of their natural intelligence. Darwin at its finest." narrated by David Attenborough

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Yeah, that 11-year-old girl totally deserved that.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Oh hold there Darwin, i was commenting on the numerous "adults" surrounding the kid. The kids just victim of the situation.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Darwin doesn't work that way. If you parents/relatives are idiots and you are not, it is still Darwin thing.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Why in the world do people continue to do this? Seem to me they do not read labels.

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

maybe different country? I've never seen these things in a shop and also didn't know they were dangerous this way

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Labels are like stickied posts in real life: The sorts of people who need them are the ones who never look at them.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Someone should make of compilation of these incidents and make it viral

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BECAUSE, they don't read labels.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because they're idiots that need to be cleaned out of the gene pool.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Take off the warning labels and the idiots will weed themselves out...unless those bitches don't read in the first place, leave 'em on lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the children of the ignorant who suffer most before they become them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or we fuckin learn from their mistakes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also maybe become bitter resentful little fucktards with bad attitudes and trust issues, but still nice people who spend 3 hours cooking

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Says right there on the can

8 years ago | Likes 1236 Dislikes 2

Maybe they're illiterate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's cute. You think they care what a can says.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it said it in English

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 8

*Please film in horizontal the accident videos involving our products.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Stupid people don't read.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Warning labels don't stop idiots from getting hurt. They just stop idiots from suing.

8 years ago | Likes 272 Dislikes 1

eckshuallyyy... it doesn't stop them either. It does impede them from actually getting to court.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I can hear the lisp

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Correction: They don't stop idiots from suing, they just stop idiots from suing and succeeding.

8 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

Yup, right on the label

8 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 1

Now that's just wrong

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do I even want to know why it's there?

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

It helps lungs develop. Also, if you take viagra when chance of having a sore throat (the normal kind), it will accelerate the symptoms.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it's not for newborns

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Iirc it was originally used for people with blood pressure problems before the penis stuff. Could be it's still sometimes used that way.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Murica

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

This is strangely apt

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