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Sorry, idk how to crop a video
Fp edit:
I've been posting more lately to give my sister's fundraising efforts more visibility. Our mom asked me what "im-gar" was and how I know so many people. I'm so proud that my "fake internet points" are translating into something tangible.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who has already chipped in toward the effort to help my sister's dog through chemo for lymphoma cancer.
Here is the link if anyone else can donate even $5.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/23v95hsomo?
TheFoothillThatStrides
I totally thought the walls of the pool were about to collapse, sending the poor woman sailing down the street.
VileEverett
This is a good graphic for describing my summer
Napalmnonohi
Good luck lily dog ❤️
fragilityV1
Somehow it is a crappier version of an Intex pool
inelastic
PuncturedBag
Mass * acceleration
SomeDetroitGuy
Well you certainly don't crop it like that
frenofafren
That lawn is dead.
tidepool
That’s what happens when summer temps get into the 120s
supervillainsevilmoustache
“NO RELAXING!” -God
JimmyKrackKorn
Catching that summer wave
FailedCrate
The universe? You mean the physical laws of our universe9
GroovyCrowley
Worst pools ever made!
SpinkyKrindleman
“...the fuck outta my pool, Vanessa.” - The Invisible Man
hiphopbookshop
I thought this was going to go worse
willpostanything
hmm Stacked Overflow..
UserScum
I understood that reference
willpostanything
are you a robot?
ButtHoleJager
Fuck those pools. They are pooly built and not remotely worth the cost.
CNNMSNFOX3
The front yard? Kind of weird ,
NeverForgetMrHands
HeyHarryOldBuddyOldPal
Stand the damn filter upright and don’t overfill the damn pool.
AthynLore
Thank you!
ObliqueRay
*smiles in Mediterranean*
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
That... Seems impossible? How weird, the border tube should float on the water, so even with extra mass, and the water going up, the
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Outer tube should've gone up too?? What's going on here??
Noismute
All the appeal of an infinity pool at a tenth of the cost
drewcrosby
FckTheLabels
How nice does that water look though.
awesalots
Yeah I’m honestly thinking it would be nice to have that since all the pools and beaches are closed
SadToSay
We bought a house with a pool last month. Funny enough I'm kind of meh on swimming but the family likes it.
marklehenry90
Man, it was fuckin' impossible this year for me to find one of those pools. Still is! Should've bought one when I had the chance.
pistacher
Summer Waves is a good porn name
tegfdd77
hA hA hA I MaKe sUcH fUnNy SeXy JoKe
Rkfinecake
Clem Axe
aboriginalmanhoodquest
Yeah, Small Pool is kind of a give away
pmichaelkelley
Skye Blew
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
Motion of the blow-cean.
tiderfish
Summer wavvvvesss, makes me feel fine!
jlriosJumper
Lol that's a good one
ButterfaceTaintClown
if waving is your thing...
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
jinxhahayoumissed
Awwww yeah that’s how I like it baby.
Cole2999
r/whyweretheyfilming
Gatzarlok
Given the angle of the footage, looks like home security.
Cole2999
Which I'd understand but why there a tiktok logo on otherwise seemingly source video? Unless you can upload videos to tiktok, idk
Kennisibueno
You can
Cole2999
TIL
iamdanman
koakuma42
Urdanman
DeviledBrowny
How?
MyLastNameIsNotSure
ezgif.com
SwampAss13
Save to photo reel on iPhone. Open, use edit and crop. The iPhone allows cropping vids now.
camn333
Step one: find two lesbians.
Gotbread
bandhanana
Show me how those big tits fart
IveGotRedOnMe
Claytrain1989
Keep em high and tight jeans
banaSpaceLord
Just making some moose soup, nothing to see here
UnseenForce84
Fill me up and seal me shut
IsButtHurtACarb
UndercoverBots
Just following proto
ConDog362
Keep featherin it brother
hashtagyoureit
What lmao
bandhanana
Follow proto, chomo
ConDog362
Piss on me, beat me, try it out
IWishIHadABetterNickName
This
Claytrain1989
Don't be stingy mark
ConDog362
Ed Asner... is that you?
Assholefullofelbows
You know youre in the hood when people have pools in their front yard
ArthurPhillipDent
You know you live somewhere with big hpises when having two yards is commonplace
archimboldi
Inflatable pools, mind you
Assholefullofelbows
Also i had one in the front yard last year..so...um...yeah and the meth house 2 doors up had 3 drive bys last year
SithElephant
Can't shoot through a pool full of water.
RandomGuy12345678910
Not with that type of quitter attitude.
Quicksilver515
They have a tarp underneath. Ain’t no good if they’re using a tarp
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
It could be worse. They could have pools on their trucks.
ITLKSEZ
Really?
IWouldDoThings
Hell yeah. Above ground pool, in the front yard - hood shit.
MeAndJulio
In this area is illegal if your front lawn isn't fenced in. Too much of a drowning hazard.
vicvalour
Also, don't know about the states, be here we need a locked fence around it
ilasid
We do too. Especially in California. Along with other pool regs.
TheRicM
I don't know, this seemed to be trendy this year: https://www.amazon.com/Homech-Inflatable-Swimming-Toddlers-Backyard/dp/B083Q2L4VZ
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Look at that hedge, this ain't the hood. This is true middle class.
drduffer
Nah. Transitional neighborhood. Folks on the other side of the hedge just haven’t found where they’re moving to yet.
curpleturnle8
in America everyone between jeff bezos and subway assistant manager is “middle class”
tlm26071
Maybe they dont have a back yard or the back yard doesnt have the room for the pool?
UnGracefulBallerina
Exactly, or maybe the backyard has a lot of trees and the pool fills up with leaves or stays too cold.
tlm26071
My house grpwing up had a HUGE front yard, almost half an acre between the front a side yards. But the back of the house and other side 1
tlm26071
Of the house sat right up on the property line almost
igobeder
Hedge is too well manicured to be deep in the hood.
commentsectiontrafficcop
I'm getting conflicting messages from the hedge and from the grass...
igobeder
They could be in a drought area with severe water restrictions, could explain the grass.
getmeoutofthecity
Ugh. America.
skidmarkmom
My HOA would tear me a new one
clucja1
Not a big freedom guy I take it?
TheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
If this was The Purge, the first thing I would target are the heads of HOAs.
BamboozleInsurance
Is HOA a NA thing? I have never heard of it
dnlpolumbus8
A new contract?
dunewolf
Why the hell would you live in a area with HOA? god damn nosy ass fucks who get drunk on their own power and fuck with people.. fuck that
SarcasticComment
Ewww. My neighborhood does it the old fashioned way. Snide comments in passing.
vicvalour
Fuck HOAs, its like owning your house and still paying a little rent
SarcasticComment
Also. We got downvoted by your HOA head. How dare we question Karen and her infinite wisdom?
SarcasticComment
It's like two people having an opinion, but one gets to be a dictator over nonsense as a hobby.
BigBullsFan
Yes. This.
JeffwiththeNukes
Listen, I'm not a homeowner im working towards it and shit maybe it will never happen. But I'd rather pay rent than be in an HOA
nero4ty2
Some suck, some are good, read the bylaws and check reviews
MechanicalRomance
Some HOAs are better but all HOAs are bad. Like how some cops are decent but all cops are bastards.
nero4ty2
My last was pretty good, $20 a month paid for all streets and sidewalks cleared of snow, made sure there weren’t 10 cars on the lawn
TheDudeSkywalker
Can't even relax without being called ghetto
Assholefullofelbows
I'm pretty white trash but I grew up in barrios and black ghettos..so I white trash with a side of hood
meatsmokertx
What part of Falling out the pool do you find relaxing? Maybe you never lived in the ghetto
TheDudeSkywalker
I've lived in the ghetto for over 20 years, I've never seen a pool in the front yard
ImplodingPumpkin
That's because you'll get shot if you have nice things.
meatsmokertx
I've only got 4 years spent in the hood and there were chain link fences in front years with pools all over.not this kind of pool