When you just wanna relax but the universe says "No"

Sep 17, 2020 8:33 PM

skidmarkmom

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Sorry, idk how to crop a video

Fp edit:
I've been posting more lately to give my sister's fundraising efforts more visibility. Our mom asked me what "im-gar" was and how I know so many people. I'm so proud that my "fake internet points" are translating into something tangible.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who has already chipped in toward the effort to help my sister's dog through chemo for lymphoma cancer.
Here is the link if anyone else can donate even $5.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/23v95hsomo?

I totally thought the walls of the pool were about to collapse, sending the poor woman sailing down the street.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a good graphic for describing my summer

5 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Good luck lily dog ❤️

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somehow it is a crappier version of an Intex pool

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mass * acceleration

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well you certainly don't crop it like that

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That lawn is dead.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That’s what happens when summer temps get into the 120s

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“NO RELAXING!” -God

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Catching that summer wave

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The universe? You mean the physical laws of our universe9

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worst pools ever made!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“...the fuck outta my pool, Vanessa.” - The Invisible Man

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought this was going to go worse

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hmm Stacked Overflow..

5 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 1

I understood that reference

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

are you a robot?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck those pools. They are pooly built and not remotely worth the cost.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The front yard? Kind of weird ,

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stand the damn filter upright and don’t overfill the damn pool.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*smiles in Mediterranean*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That... Seems impossible? How weird, the border tube should float on the water, so even with extra mass, and the water going up, the

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Outer tube should've gone up too?? What's going on here??

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the appeal of an infinity pool at a tenth of the cost

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How nice does that water look though.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah I’m honestly thinking it would be nice to have that since all the pools and beaches are closed

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We bought a house with a pool last month. Funny enough I'm kind of meh on swimming but the family likes it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, it was fuckin' impossible this year for me to find one of those pools. Still is! Should've bought one when I had the chance.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Summer Waves is a good porn name

5 years ago | Likes 678 Dislikes 12

hA hA hA I MaKe sUcH fUnNy SeXy JoKe

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

Clem Axe

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Small Pool is kind of a give away

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Skye Blew

5 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

Motion of the blow-cean.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Summer wavvvvesss, makes me feel fine!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Lol that's a good one

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if waving is your thing...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Awwww yeah that’s how I like it baby.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

r/whyweretheyfilming

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Given the angle of the footage, looks like home security.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Which I'd understand but why there a tiktok logo on otherwise seemingly source video? Unless you can upload videos to tiktok, idk

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

You can

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v Apology accepted

5 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 5

Urdanman

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Save to photo reel on iPhone. Open, use edit and crop. The iPhone allows cropping vids now.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Step one: find two lesbians.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Show me how those big tits fart

5 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 45

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keep em high and tight jeans

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Just making some moose soup, nothing to see here

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fill me up and seal me shut

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just following proto

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Keep featherin it brother

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What lmao

5 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Follow proto, chomo

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Piss on me, beat me, try it out

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't be stingy mark

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ed Asner... is that you?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know youre in the hood when people have pools in their front yard

5 years ago | Likes 541 Dislikes 48

You know you live somewhere with big hpises when having two yards is commonplace

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inflatable pools, mind you

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also i had one in the front yard last year..so...um...yeah and the meth house 2 doors up had 3 drive bys last year

5 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 0

Can't shoot through a pool full of water.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Not with that type of quitter attitude.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They have a tarp underneath. Ain’t no good if they’re using a tarp

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It could be worse. They could have pools on their trucks.

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Really?

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah. Above ground pool, in the front yard - hood shit.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In this area is illegal if your front lawn isn't fenced in. Too much of a drowning hazard.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, don't know about the states, be here we need a locked fence around it

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We do too. Especially in California. Along with other pool regs.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know, this seemed to be trendy this year: https://www.amazon.com/Homech-Inflatable-Swimming-Toddlers-Backyard/dp/B083Q2L4VZ

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at that hedge, this ain't the hood. This is true middle class.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Nah. Transitional neighborhood. Folks on the other side of the hedge just haven’t found where they’re moving to yet.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

in America everyone between jeff bezos and subway assistant manager is “middle class”

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Maybe they dont have a back yard or the back yard doesnt have the room for the pool?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly, or maybe the backyard has a lot of trees and the pool fills up with leaves or stays too cold.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My house grpwing up had a HUGE front yard, almost half an acre between the front a side yards. But the back of the house and other side 1

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of the house sat right up on the property line almost

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hedge is too well manicured to be deep in the hood.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm getting conflicting messages from the hedge and from the grass...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They could be in a drought area with severe water restrictions, could explain the grass.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ugh. America.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My HOA would tear me a new one

5 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 9

Not a big freedom guy I take it?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this was The Purge, the first thing I would target are the heads of HOAs.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is HOA a NA thing? I have never heard of it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A new contract?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why the hell would you live in a area with HOA? god damn nosy ass fucks who get drunk on their own power and fuck with people.. fuck that

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ewww. My neighborhood does it the old fashioned way. Snide comments in passing.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck HOAs, its like owning your house and still paying a little rent

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Also. We got downvoted by your HOA head. How dare we question Karen and her infinite wisdom?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's like two people having an opinion, but one gets to be a dictator over nonsense as a hobby.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yes. This.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Listen, I'm not a homeowner im working towards it and shit maybe it will never happen. But I'd rather pay rent than be in an HOA

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Some suck, some are good, read the bylaws and check reviews

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Some HOAs are better but all HOAs are bad. Like how some cops are decent but all cops are bastards.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

My last was pretty good, $20 a month paid for all streets and sidewalks cleared of snow, made sure there weren’t 10 cars on the lawn

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Can't even relax without being called ghetto

5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 6

I'm pretty white trash but I grew up in barrios and black ghettos..so I white trash with a side of hood

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What part of Falling out the pool do you find relaxing? Maybe you never lived in the ghetto

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

I've lived in the ghetto for over 20 years, I've never seen a pool in the front yard

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That's because you'll get shot if you have nice things.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've only got 4 years spent in the hood and there were chain link fences in front years with pools all over.not this kind of pool

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0