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#hurricane #hurricane_irma #florida pray for Florida!
Sep 8, 2017 3:16 PM
lashleyMullins
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#hurricane #hurricane_irma #florida pray for Florida!
onefaller
this is not his first time at the rodeo.
stilloldbull
Please tell me he also has these tattooed somewhere...
Nalvor
We do the same thing with ours. Only start with 04 though
JeffreyDeTar
You can't reason with hurricane season
blazebot4200
I love the beach but I like not having to flee my home every hurricane season so I will never live there
Thememecollectur
2004 was a rough year huh?
JorgeLourenco
Your dad 12, hurricanes 0.
Vysh2
You'd think he'd get the picture and fucking move by now. Floridians.
felixfischoeder
Hurricanes be like
surrealizations
Huh ours say stuff like "East far left"
JimTheGreat
Must be central Florida. I have been through all of those as well.
Morg729
He's running out of room
lashleyMullins
That's okay. We will just keep the list going on the next window over! Lol!
NinjaInABag
Frances was a lil bitch
Kopar
You're gonna need to start writing smaller
xombiehamster
I remember Andrew. Because of it, my little sister's first words included "wind blow trees fall."
battlepants
Nature has a funny way of saying "don't fucking live here"
JorgeLourenco
Good luck this round friend!
AussieNotNamedBruce
Your father is going to be distraught when they eventually get destroyed. Either that or we need to clone the material!
TheCrappyDetective
Does he stand on the lawn with a flag and shotgun shouting abuse at the hurricanes
lashleyMullins
Well of course.......he is a Florida Man after all
TheCrappyDetective
Ahh that's how it is done
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
Those'eh Are'eh Some'eh Spicy-eh Shutters
jbilly90
Dude that's pretty cool
JdrummerG
Your dad is a pimp-ass thug taking namessss
cheapshot07
Equal opportunity, guys and girls
Kelland
Laughed too hard at this +1
brettage23
Taking names, burning bitches down in flames
iamalreadyaghost
And writing cheques out to kickin ass
o11c
Horribly inefficient spacing on the lettering. You could fit twice as many names on there!
lashleyMullins
It's okay.....we have more windows! We'll just move to the next one
tooomanysteves
OK, but what does the light blue say?
DinoKebab
"10 dollar sucky sucky"
SpecialProjectY
"DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE"
lashleyMullins
It's his way of describing what window they go back onto....the room name and the name of the neighbor it faces.
tooomanysteves
Ahh, that makes sense! Thanks, it was really bugging me.
sjarbImaginationWrecker
Charley
SomethingIncoherent
wrong blue
sh3nhu
I remember Charley. It was my birthday and I asked my mom if I could open my presents early since we were gonna die. Worked like a charm.
AgentCatherine
I was in Charley. It gave me a migraine I couldn't get rid of for weeks.
zackzoinks
I remember missing school for a whole month in 2004. P
zackzoinks
They decided to make up the days by adding 7 minutes to the school day, instead of adding a month to the school year.
Corona688
7 minutes? Who were they kidding?
zackzoinks
They added a few days as well, but even as a 7th grader it felt like a joke.
sigpic
Looks like the Cleveland Browns quarterback list
Sassmachine
Yeah, maybe in the last 2-3 season, not in the last 25 years.
slimstebow
Where that pic of the guy in the Browns jersey with the names crossed off over the years?
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
https://imgur.com/Gh34Hvj I got you
GiantRobotsRule
http://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Screen-Shot-2016-03-25-at-10.43.23-PM.png
iampurplelungs
Mha ha ha HA
HeavenBacon
Holy shit
WallpaperProblems
Nah more like the Dolphins, for the Browns you need 4 boards.
TerriblePokemon
As a native clevelander,
WhiteningMcClean
I always thought Jeanne was a pretty decent QB
Zef66
At some point, I'd just move. Fuck that shit...
squirreltactics
Move to where? Tornado alley or the burny places? Or I know! The firery shakey place with no water.
J0765
Never!
Ventrix
FlyingSquirrelMan
1999
redstarling117
Thats letting nature win. Cant have none of that living in florida.
imnotryan
Where? Somewhere else that has natural disasters? What is with you knee-jerkers after EVERYTHING with "why would be live *ANYWHERE*
EmergencyAbortionSavingsAccount
but then what would he do with the hurricane shutters?
SorDavos
Question: why don't people in these hurricane prone areas build brick houses?
mineovermatter
As a matter of fact, FL building code change about 20 years ago to require concrete reinforced block for ground floor of all new homes
Corona688
At this rate, it's gonna be all of 'em.
secretingredients
Don't move to California. We're full
ImgursLibertarian
nah. No income tax, low sales tax, booming economy, your choice of diversity, entertainment, food quality of life, urban or rural. Its nice.
ofcourseitstaken
I'm from South Louisiana so I understand. My family has been here for 200+ years. At this point, it's a matter of pride lol
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Zef66
Blizzards don't rip your house apart at 150mph. They just dump a load of snow that you move away the next day and go on with life.
GreenArrow085
Except they do tear up homes.. as does tornadoes
Zef66
I have never seen a blizzard tear up a home. Yes, there is the random roof collapse in the winter, but that is usually from bad construction
dukenukemforpresident
Blizzards don't blow my house away
deafbeats
Eh, not that bad.
HorribleWifey
But why move? Everyone has something that sucks about their town and it's a good trade off for beautiful weather 98% of the time
b2bwwchamps
With that humidity I'd argue Florida has never seen decent weather.
Zef66
Exactly, what's the point of nice weather if people spend most of their time inside in the AC?
ConsecutiveIntegers
Been 13 years since the last one. It's really quite peaceful weather wise. And you get used to the hurricanes.
madguillotine
The problem is shit happens everywhere in some form or other: blizzards, monsoons, earthquakes, volcanoes, drought, fire, flood... :(
KingZullu
vaktmastare
I wish I could see a storm like that in my lifetime. I live in a country where that could really never happen
Idoanalonsundays
Why in the world would you want that??
vaktmastare
Just to see it, not live in the area but you know observe from a safe distance :D
Warkittens42o
Say that to people that live in tornado alley.,. Context moved from fl cause I got a better job... To WA state. So glad I'm not there.
Corona688
A tornado doesn't fuck half your entire state.
Warkittens42o
You do know that a tornado is like the finger of god and will destroy only a small part... Canes are like gods pimp slaps.
Corona688
I think we mutually misunderstood each other. :)
Warkittens42o
I agree I'll have a shot for you....cheers
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Hurricanes are more predictable and allow more time for prep than tornadoes, earthquakes, mudslides, blizzards, aliens, and swarms of locust
echonite
The places with earthquakes have MUCH more resilient buildings. Can't say the same for hurricane areas... Every year the news shows -/
FelixTheAnimator
Except for Oklahoma. It's got new earthquakes, and old building that weren't build for that.
echonite
They will adapt their building codes.
FelixTheAnimator
They're too busy silencing the science articles that claim there's an increase, let alone that they're caused by fracking.
echonite
the destruction of hurricanes, yet when was the last time you heard the news reporting about earthquake damage? Basically never.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
What news are you watching??? Everytime there is an earthquake in the US they report on the damage and the loss of life.
echonite
Should have clarified, I meant in the US.
misoisoup
In the last 20 years there have been 4 earthquake deaths in the us. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_the_United_States
Snooj
For a couple bad days every six years? We have winter here in Maine for half the year. Fuck that noise. I'll take Florida.
LazyLexiconographer
Preach.
Corona688
This is more than "a couple bad days". It's "oh look, air cows".
mineovermatter
And u don't have to shovel heat!
Snooj
That's what I keep telling people. I don't remember the last time there was a 30 car pile up because the humidity was too intense.
nero4ty2
but they also have aligators, and big snakes and floridians
JohnnyCashedOut
The Floridians kill more than the other two combined. Be safe! - ex Florida Man
Snooj
I know, my family used to go there for the summer. During that time I never had to shovel out my car. It was great.
nero4ty2
Good god, why would go to Florida from Maine in the summer, Maine is beautiful and Florida has soup for air
ZetaRayBill
Good, better, and best. What's not to love?
nero4ty2
alligators, snakes (big or small) and floridians
LazyLexiconographer
Yes but once you become a Floridian Alligators and Snakes become far less dangerous . . . compared to yourself of course.
TheOnlySon
On one hand you have winds that rip your life apart. On the other you have a slight chill for half the year. What?
IncitatusForConsul
Hah. "Slight chill"
LoveHavingRidiculouslyLongNames
Slight chill is a bit of an understatement. Better than hurricanes but frigid cold does suck.
Snooj
Every year people die because they spend too much time outside in the slight chill.
Abysse
Except your house isn't destroyed by Maine winters every couple years
TopGunMemes
Your house isn't always destroyed by a hurricane either lmao.
AlkeneThiol
Man you fuckers need to stop falling for the media sensationalism. Pics of hurricane damage are cherrypicked to show that one fucked house
AlkeneThiol
2) flooding is another story, but catastrophic flooding doesn't happen in FL like it does in the basins NW of us.
scuba7jb
Thank you! I live in Houston and I had exactly **ZERO** property damage... the entire city didn't drown!
Vaeevictiss
Shit if I had a choice between Florida or winter all year I'm taking winter.
WisconsinCentral2714
Agreed. Winter you can always add more layers. What the fuck am I supposed to do when it is hot, rip off my fucking skin?
Snooj
Turn on a fan. Go outside. Swim. Sweat. Not shovel. Enjoy driving to work without dying.
WisconsinCentral2714
We're a hardy bunch. 2 feet of snow is nothing to a good 4WD vehicle with snow tires/chains