thunder165
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[No Spoilers] Asari cosplay by Tniwe
Jul 30, 2017 10:31 PM
thunder165
109833
2018
102
Promethianfire
That's really impressive makeup / application work.
RichardManeuver
I think I just fell in love.
thunder165
Asari cosplay by Vlada Lutsak (Tniwe) @ Starcon 2017 (Saint Petersburg)
Everygoddamnusernameistaken
Wanna embrace my eternity? ;)
alpacasaurusrex
I don't remember any Adair in assless full body unitards.
eazolan
How can she not find anyone to take pictures of her?
IamJustinSane
Don't know what this is, but I'd still do her.
CalicoChris
Tniwe on the left
niceballoon
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dazaemon
Liara t'soni was hot as f××k.
Strothy2
Her ass effect gets my mass errect
sauerteig
angelsichor
What's going on in the but section there?
TwistedTails
Ardat Yakshi I bet.
LGND24
This is the stripper outfit from the franchise, IIRC.
buddyfriendguy
Jesus Christ, dreams cum true
quietwalker
Remember, just because they look female, it doesn't mean they don't have dingdongs.
RandomMagos
Now that is no issue
SoDoneWithYourShite
Ass-ari
IronTailFratley
It's astonishing how weird some alien women can look in Sci-fi media and I'd totally still go there.
ASDusername
W-w-what's behind the tentacles though...
IMadeAnAccountForThisFuckingSobStory
Skull. The tentacles are hard cartilage in game. Basically meant to be attractive to other assari
ravishmered
Imagine standing up from a leather couch on a hot summers day.
IronTailFratley
It's astonishing how weird some alien women can look in Sci-fi media and I'd totally still go there.
IronTailFratley
The stripey alien girl in Star Trek Reboot 3? Absofuckinglutely
DefenderOfDog
If sex trade workers did this i wouldn't be a virgin anymore
RaynWisp
Wow... life must be pretty rough for you to be a sex trade worker virgin...
ImNotAnOrange
pretty sure japan does that
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Man, imagine how cool that'd be. A brothel where all the girls are cosplaying ...
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
billion dollars right ther
RudsterDeltaTech
Excuse me while I start a new business
ReportToTheShipAsSoonAsPossibleWellBangOK
kingspade09
Very beautifully done, you look great.
Cebrail
Fuck me thats sexy, damn awesome cosplay!
Pegzy
Asari Dancers+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
CygloPargen
There just aren't enough formal open-butt dress these days.
BeerFueledAdventurer
Ardat Yakshi for sure...
IzzYOnline
My brain told me the title said Atari at first.
angelsichor
And taking pictures in the bathroom? Her father must have been a Vorcha.
Leinad199
Sad she can't enjoy lactose then
HoldMyGlutenfreebeer
I got that reference.
stormegedendarklordofall
I didn't. Explain please :)
Medellei
Mordin Solus, a scientist follower, remarks that Asari and Vorcha children are always allergic to dairy in random banter.
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
EMBRACE ETERNITY
qussow
Someone's embracing something alright...
jmuije
Something something Azure something...
SomeRandomNobhead
I'd fuck an asari, don't even care.
galspanic
I'd probably fuck a dolphin, but I do care a little.
CWMoudi
Just got ME Andromeda, and the first chick I nailed was PeeBee. Next up is Suvi!
dereklarsen
I made that choice once, then I died. I checked my save games, I made that choice again.
ImmortalAzrael
Everyone would. That's kinda the whole point of Asari.
daftpunkjoe
Same bruh.
smashpro1
I got the blue fever.
Cptelectricfeel
You and every Marine in the Alliance.
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
Well duh.
RobotKarate
Listen buddy, if we had that level of access to sentient aliens I'd captain kirk.
a07joshuajj
ok, then tell me where are their sexual organs?
Promethianfire
In the lower reaches, near the bottom.
unclestankstank
They have a neurochemical agent that makes them attractive to other races. That's kind of a point to how they were designed.
azuka625
Even Peebee?
Promethianfire
After applying graphics mods. And in zero gee.
wlfman
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite comment on imgur.
SighHereWeGoAgain
I understood that reference.
ALegendaryHero
Here have this
SighHereWeGoAgain
Thank you my child.
SuedeCaramel
Notice how you don't have a single downvote? This is not exactly unpopular opinion puffin territory.
SomeRandomNobhead
I mean it's an alien and a video game alien at that, not something I'd go telling people in public.
ChloePrice
Wow, controversial.
SomeRandomNobhead
I mean it's an alien and a video game alien at that, not something I'd go telling people in public.
ChloePrice
A video game alien that looks realistic and, aside from the hair/head thingy, looks like a blue human girl. Not really crazy.
SomeRandomNobhead
Still a video game character and believe it or not people will judge you for finding a video game character attractive.
ChloePrice
Not on imgur.
minipancho94
if you find it attractive, and it can/does consent, then fuck whoever/whatever you want. who am i to judge. just get checked for space-aids.
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ImmortalAzrael
You don't know what an Asari is, do you?
GoldenFireHawk
laboon
is there a reason not to
SomeRandomNobhead
They're characters in a video game and they're an alien species, not considered normal in most circles of life.
Mechwarrior719
She could be a psycho Ardaat-Yakshi who will liquify your brain while you do the deed.
ImmortalAzrael
Yeah but it would be the best way to die ever.
GoldenFireHawk
I see no downside
Mechwarrior719
Well only one of you would actually enjoy it. Hint: it wouldn't be you.
DickMercenary
There's a chance a MILFy Samurai/Knight will swoop in and save you.. I'd roll those dice.
Jocke
Im sure most guys would.
IHaveNoIdeaHowToBreathe
Well, I probably wouldn't even fuck a normal girl.
BeeCups
Not just guys, trust me
Cutwail
And not only guys.
phideaux476360
GlassCannon570
Asari don't have sexes or genders, so they fuck who they please.
noviusx
But why do they have the boobs!
GlassCannon570
They act as both sexes.
RavenousMaw
Cause blue boobs are hawt. I wish I had blue boobs.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
But the women too!
TheBlackWindHowls
The only thing that's out of the ordinary for them is skin color and... headtacles. The rest is like 8/10 or better human female.
TheBlackWindHowls
But being fair, I think partly it's the psionic field asari give off. Supposedly everyone perceives them as being similar to their species.
ArdentSlacker
I found that convo weird. Because in ME1, you had control over squad equipment. Like armor. Asari wear human armor. You can goof senses, 1+
ArdentSlacker
2/2 but you can't fool tailoring.
SuedeCaramel
Not a guy. Had a ridiculous, all-consuming crush on Liara. The green one was pretty hot, too.
waterbucketsandsparetowels
I'm sad Kasumi was so in love cause I would've liked to romance her, but cmon, love is love
NexiKuro
Same, still pretty upset they didn't give me my blue babies.
MagnusTheRedCyclops
What about a Turian?
TyrionLannisterTheImp
I'd try it once.
TwistedTails
As a chick, yes.
mitch2161998
Krogan though....
TheBlackWindHowls
"They'll pay up to 10,000 [for each krogan testicle]. That's 40,000 for a full set. ... Somebody's making a killing out there."
SomeRandomNobhead
Alien sneu snue tho...
BradleyNorby
Would definitely go to earn a breeding request
PropainAndPropainAccesories
TheBlackWindHowls
I'm a straight dude, but if Garrus wanted our relationship to go beyond bromance... well, he's earned it.
TyrionLannisterTheImp
I think everyone is gay for Garrus.
ALegendaryHero
Evan lesbians.
WilliamByrd76
Dozensofus.gif
Mechwarrior719
Risky cuz the whole incompatible body chemistry thing. Same with Quarians. Asari tho... 10/10 romance Liara every playthrough.
causality
Not really. Wrong isomer versions are typically completely ignored by the body.
Mechwarrior719
Then why does the game make a big damn deal of it? I know why for the Quarians, they straight up have the worst immune system in the galaxy.
ArdentSlacker
it's a left-hand vs right-hand molecule thing... which could be an issue for proteins that just don't behave right in your body. And I 1+
causality
Being vulnerable to foreign pathogens isn't the same as having a toxic reaction to alien biochemistry though.
TwistedTails
It's the difference of fucking a horse and fucking a dog when you're allergic to dogs. Can be allergic to one or multi-races but not all.
NateintheNorth
IIRC the game mostly makes a point about the food, maybe because the wrong stuff just won't work and they'd starve?