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RetailCat
The can't and don't one change places, like can you not and do you not. A leftover of our language's origins.
divitu
#21 I'd hit it.
PlZZATHEHUTT
Samantha is my kinda gal!
ShAgAlAbAgAlA
OS WolfThorn smells like candy! I fucking love candy!
AbusedPickle
For the way cant you, it's not why can not you, it's why can you not. Bit strange, but makes more sense then a lot of other English stuff
HandsomeJack19
Men's deoderants all sound like 80's hair metal cover bands. STEEL COURAGE!
HowAboutThatUpdog
Dimestream
KEYS - Also activate fast travel powered by decomposed dinosaurs and reveal secret compartment containing messages sent from far away.
SexualConsent
Does anyone have the image of Drake in the Hannibal post?
Gorlor
Those Baberduck Cumberwiggle posts never get old!
N0ledge
French isn't just about aesthetics, it's about knowing what you write about right away. No ambiguity like in the english language
Alsenoth
#7: Unless Pangea was in the form of an egg.
ThatQuietlySmirking
#1 have used some of those. They smell like fruit salad.
awarriorstill
Pottermore sorted me into the Thunderbird Ilvermorny house. So glad I didn't get Pukwudgie, or Wampus.
freesnowcone
Named a few places in my D&D campaign after those Old Spice scents. So far no one's noticed.
paintedtopography
#7 actually depends on which type of projection you have, as Africa is realistically more than twice the size of the USA
paintedtopography
Also, do not get me started on iceland
camelman1607
Anyone have that tumblr post where someone says something about Harry Potter and then it's just a string oh "oh"s? Been looking for that
Hutchy01
It's nice to see Samantha has a sense of humour.
divitu
#15 Well, he's dead, and before that he was old and very overweight. Also, most girls would rather have sex than get pregnant.
Galaad974
The Sun is not on fire.
rachiechilipepper
#32 is absolutely the best fun I've ever had! The only exercise worth doing.
oprahslovechild
Where did you find it?
rachiechilipepper
I went to Cozumel and it was an part of my snorkelling excursion that I paid for.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
I saw #1 and proceeded to watch ten minutes of Old Spice commercials. It was great.
metalfoto
"Blood Orange"
pajamcha
#7, middle of the image, looks like fat dragon(left) fighting fatter, 3 headed dragon(right).
ElbowDeepInACat
Soooo North America and Russia are just two fat dragons fighting to the death? Sounds like a political cartoon if I’ve ever heard one
HOLDMYDINGUS
#34 I Bet Michael Vick is a huge Pokemon Fan
ForSureNotATurkey
ja!
GodEmperor0fMankind
upgoon
This post is technically not right. The contractive suffix fuses with the modal verb before the question inverts the words.
EdOnReddit
I think of it as a carry over as the language evolved: "Don't you care?" means "Do you not care?", not "Do not you care?"
Rainuwastaken
#2 What's this from? That pumpkin man is so cute.
ClandestineIntestine
It's from a miniseries called Over the Garden Wall. Watch it. Love it.
novusprime
looks like over the garden wall
AlmightyDylon
In case any1 is wondering Franklin rented his house to a doctor who studied illegal cadavers. That's why there is bones in the basement
Hutchy01
Although the house is next door to where Hendrix lived so it could be a giant historical cover up...
Sheldonian
Yeah i would use that as an alibi if i was him too
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Just read that too except he had a student as well so they think they both could've been dissecting for science.. all speculations of course
CrazyLizardLady86
Oh. Well that saved me a weird Google search, thanks!
LurkyMcUpvote
you guys remember /u/wadjet?
OriginalWadjet
No
WarmButteryCopPorn
I remember PeggySue
LurkyMcUpvote
oh yeah the 'i'm no wadjet' person. legend.
TheGoodKingOfImgur
Why does this name sound so familiar to me? He/she was the imgur Tumblr dump person yes?
LegoK9
@wadjet was the OG at Tumblr dumps on Imgur.
LegoK9
Turns out they changed their account name to @ActualRaccoonBuckyBarnes
TheGoodKingOfImgur
Last post was a year ago
candiedhotdogs
#1 those American Wizard houses would be way cooler than the ones we got.
totalsolution
In Germany we only know of Hawkridge and Wolfthorne. THE OTHER TWO DON`T EXIST!!!
EnigmaRequiem
Wait, what are the canon American Wizard Houses besides "disappointing"?
TubbsxKalevra
Thunderbird is only cool because it's a native american legend
candiedhotdogs
Thunderbird, Wampus, Horned Serpent, Pukwudgie
ShirleyTempleGrandin
Oh.
gangsta0tech
thunderbird, wampus, and horned serpent are cool as she'll the last not so much maybe if it was more awesome like death beaver
StandardDeviant
Which ones are for the brave, smart, evil, and other kids?
StandardDeviant
Are you kidding or for real? I literally can't tell
candiedhotdogs
Nope that's them.
Kolob
It's probably cause jk Rowling doesn't like America
TresusIbor
What makes you say that? Or are you just joking?
LupusIgnis
She doesn't like a lot of US policies, including just about everything that comes out of Trump's Twitter.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
So she just lumps the rest of us in with that?
LupusIgnis
No, she specifically dislikes the policies and I've never seen her generalise.
LupusIgnis
She vocally opposes certain individuals, which has caused the American right wing to label her anti-american.
Kolob
She is a strong advocate of progressive politics and despises Trump and the right wing with a passion.
AVeryTinyGyrados
Hating someone because you disagree? But why?
Corona688
Because you think their policies are thoughtless, selfish, and corrupt?
TresusIbor
All that means is that she dislikes Trump and conservatives. Plenty of Americans feel that way too. Doesn't mean they don't like America.
Corona688
America doesn't even *HAVE* a left wing. You've got right wing and righter wingier and rightest wingiest
Kolob
I felt like the Fantastic Beasts movie was written with a bias against America