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#hisnameisrobertpaulson MV Edit: Holy bits and pieces, most viral!? Idk if most viral is FP but... Send any and every of things. Preferably bewbs and vagene or super interesting animal facts. But I'll accept all the filth that comes with the infamy. Also, I think my some of my past posts are pretty gold if you're interested in having a confused laugh.
Valorien
LYE FOR THEIR HANDS TONIGHT!
FundamentallyFlawed
Probably that little bitch, Tyler.
JediDavid
Janusha
I know what would work really well... Lets arm the teachers too.
GirlWithTheDragonSticker
School of Fuck a Bitch Up
AgentHomo
This my town haha
YouHadMeAtAsian
Well who the hell talked about it?
mondaysaretheworst
I see a lot of new faces here tonight, which tells me you guys have been breaking the first rule
maxstout808
The first two rules*
cousteau
And more importantly, they broke the second rule as well.
MrFlibbleIsVeryCross
I was late to my first fight club so unfortunately I missed the start. However I thoroughly enjoyed Fight Club and would recommend it.
ClassicImgurian
Doesn't anybody know the first rule about fight club!?
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
He must have also been that teacher that sat on chairs backwards and asked you to call him by his first name
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
He should have just got them to read " Fight Club ".....
McJohnson88
Another idiot who didn't realise the moral of the movie is "this shit isn't cool, cut it out"
MrNightfish
I don't get it. There are so many ways to do this without getting fired.
Megallion
Hes gotta let go of that guillotine.
HeThrustsHisFistsAgainstthePostsandStillInsistsHeSeesYourMom
Keep the guillotine and pull guard
elcheechacabra
KingLeopoldWomplebottomForPresident
I went to high school with Fish and i knew there was something off with him
thatmangodude
We did this during gym in jr high. If 2 guys wanted to fight in the locker room, coach would lock the door and say "phones away"
bigblackdude
How the hell did people find out?
Sasha2112
Michael Scott was a teacher?
kc197920002718
So I guess the first rule is broken
aeouk
Who broke the rule?
StevieAllEZ
Who's on first.
SendMeReplicasOfYourDick
Draconieray
Just offer MMA youth or something
rocketturttle
good odds that's what he did til some whiny kid broke his nose. News papers jazz stuff up.
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
God damn kids with camera phones!
3MsAndaJTL
I know, right damn, can kids not just be kids anymore So tired of the "drama" over every little thing
TooAsianForYou
“If this is your first day of school, you have to fight!”
StevieAllEZ
Yes! Thank you
JeffGodofBiscuits
Did it work?
Ryanator50
I think I sorta like him better, and i didn't even know his name
OneInfiniteLoop
His name was Robert Paulson.
HeyOP
According to one student, other students embellished his involvement.
JeffGodofBiscuits
more of a "hey look, it's one of those fake teachers today... Let's beat the shit out of each other'
Rifneno
+1. Exactly how a kid's mind works.
HeyOP
1) Well even according to that student (and himself, and student filmed video) he was definitely involved. He was just more of a ref than
HeyOP
2) a fight organizer. He apparently got caught after a kid in the class got essentially mugged outside of class and told the tale.
JeffGodofBiscuits
andyb501
Also the second rule.
Hairstraw
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OriginalNameDoNotSteal
What's the second rule?
andyb501
Oooh, I'm not falling for that one buddy!
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Treblaine
No Smoking
Masteryistillthemain
DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHTCLUB
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
SideEffectsOfJuice
Did you just break them as well
ScrewUTube
Same as the first
tatanyave
Also the same as the third.
Zeldie
First rule to what?
Muricanmania1
exactly. I have no idea what these people are TALKING ABOUT.
ScrewUTube
First rule of fight club: don't talk about fight club. It's a Fight Club reference. Fight Club
raggedrabbit
I thought that's what the wrestling coach does anyways....
notamurder
PonyMadness
Our JROTC instructor started a "boxing club" which was just a fight club in the gym during lunch. It was a blast until one kid was concussed
Midgarmerc
Did he forget to order headgear?
PonyMadness
Check the quotation marks.
Kodaxmax
You realise this sort of thing was banned exactly because of the brain damage it causes?
PonyMadness
When you're a 15-17 year old teenager who gets a chance to freely punch some of his classmates, you honestly don't give two fucks
Kodaxmax
hence why the government has to protect morons from themselves
holliday0
Kid should have kept his hands up a bit more then.
PonyMadness
True but it was more along the lines of they didn't keep it in the "ring" and cracked his head on the edge of a desk on the way down
Tmissfrizzle