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Technoviking.
Oct 2, 2017 3:58 PM
NormalPerson6
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IllJustSeeMyselfOut
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
Fuckin abs ahoy
cutepandabutts
Hes just so sexy <3
megodk
and then they fucked
tweakbz
A new twist on an ancient classic. I like it!
M4nFle5h
Don't mess with the viking on drugs. He look like he could snap you in two
poo127001
This was the first internet thing I can remember!
BabyFarkMcGeeZax
So much better with sound!
IMostlyCommentWithGifsSometimesPics
I remember watching this for the first time as a kid. Thought he was cool af and still do.
FluffyTheDestroyer
Can someone find the original and change the bottle to a snickers bar?
swallowsunshine
Ragnar is the fucking man.
KingBeardy
Better without subtitles.
SavageRum
always upvote Technoviking.
MPBlaster
You are gonna get sued OP.
LiveBackwards1911
Back when life was a bit more simple and less scary. Late 90s/early 2000s was the perfect time to be alive.
psein
How was it less scary?
LiveBackwards1911
We had TechnoViking to protect us.
APsychopathicLlama
legend says he's still walking
boneshugsandirony
This guy reminds me of my ex husband. He was not a pleasant man.
vahnn
After all these years, I still don't know the real story behind this or if we know the true words spoken here. What is this !?!!?
Chewbaccakissinghan
WaywardSon1996
never ever ever gets old
ImadeThisAccountCuzComics
Two things. I've never seen this from the beginning so thank you for that, and 2 I like how he's most likely high on X but his Viking 1/2
psuedon
original https://www.youtu.be/UjCdB5p2v0Y he's a body builder https://youtu.be/erfaoV_zVQc named Paul George
psein
It's common sense to tell people to respect others, which is what he does in the original video, not this macho-ass-shit.
ImadeThisAccountCuzComics
Honor wouldn't allow her to be shoved like that.
ImaginaryShadow
Idrinkforevil
technoviking accepts your water
Trumpisms
DrDred
Those two are definitely brothers.
HinamilGreyworks
It's the strong Nord blood.
CrippledChicken
pragnarp
Trumpisms
QueefMalone
He is out there and that's enough for me.
fromdeliverancetown
you are a good storyteller.
MattDude
I don't know why technoviking sued the guy who filmed this. This is a good representation of character. He advised the bully to respect her.
Sharangir
He didn't want to become a public figure.
AlmightyDylon
That guy made 10grand off the vid but didn't pay trchnoviking. So he sued for rights
ianrl337
technoviking never gets old
cellphonecat
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Some say he gets younger
awildcharmander
I wish he was a cooler person :<
cat7e
But it gets smaller.
SmellOfMonkey
We all get older, he stays the same rave
SatoriEnlightenment
That's because this is a digital image from the year 2000
Imalwaysready
But it seems he did get a lot smaller.
waltjrimmer
But he did get old. And he apparently doesn't like his internet fame.
MrPhuckett
Sauce?
ValdisVekers
FFS LMGTFY http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Technoviking
ChuckKarma
Technoviking cannot escape the glory of technovalhala even in life, even though he shuns it.
gutwrenchinglyfunnyusername
IIRC he's also now he's also now living with that guy he had words with
samanthajc
that was entertaining hoax
destess
I remember that, but I don't remember specifics... Didn't he get on the news or something and he threatened to sue or something?
Heroasteral
I have a link to an article on a post I made
OptimusToaster
Someone was making a profit off the name without his permission
Moobbles
He sued. Won. Cleaned the guy out - or so he said. Abiut 10k. Videographer set up a GoFundMe account. Didn't gain much traction.
destess
Or something?
waltjrimmer
I can't recall specifically. He did try to get the video taken down, but it had spread too far. There was a whole documentary, I think.
waltjrimmer
This might be it, but I don't have time to confirm: https://vimeo.com/subrealic/technoviking
hairbnb
Dot
SatoriEnlightenment
Haha. The censorship is a perfect cut out shadow.
Engle507
He did sue, look up Keith Jardine
BoReDMartin
LMFAO this made me laugh hahahah.
ianrl337
Bah, the man may get old, but Technoviking will live forever.
EndersGameofThrones
Technoviking is an idea. A man can get old. An idea cannot get old.
daewookie
well put! XD
HinamilGreyworks
Nothing ever truly dies on the internet, it just fades from site.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Was that a pun?
HinamilGreyworks
Yup.
CheshiresShadow
If he started his own religion I'd gladly follow it.
meapplejak
He get's the people moving.
IGotBannedForTheGIF
https://i2.wp.com/www.technollama.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Creation_of_Techno_Viking.jpg
Nekoguy
https://myspace.com/church_of_thetechnoviking
ShyNynaeve
Myspace?
SpicyRebar
Amen
Caabale
Gladly or not, you'd have no choice.
talos2
He actually sued the camera man for uploading this to youtube... he's ashamed at what he did there (sorry to ruin your dreams)
JavaYoMama
Probably because not everyone is proud of putting their hands on anyone. I know big guys who hate to showcase strength like this.
vh12372
That makes sense. Even if you're just fooling around with your buddies, i really hate the whole Play fight stuff. I know at some point i'll
vh12372
Hit to hard, and that won't be fun for anyone. I hate causing injury, even if it is Small.
Dinnerplatenipples
What did he do wrong?
DahPrincess
He might feel bad for being so aggressive with that guy. People don't usually want to be a bully, they just wanna protect vulnerable people.
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
I've always viewed this as him being protective, albeit in a very heavyhanded way. He might interpret it differently himself though
talos2
He was on drugs in that video.. he changed his life and this video reminds him of his past... link in the next message:
Dinnerplatenipples
Ohhh gotcha, thanks!
talos2
https://www.google.co.il/amp/s/m.mic.com/articles/amp/127123/who-is-the-techno-viking-new-documentary-reveals-story-behind-viral-german-vide
KabukiBukkake
https://m.mic.com/articles/127123/who-is-the-techno-viking-new-documentary-reveals-story-behind-viral-german-video-memes
talos2
o-memes damn it the link was too long... add the last part
Pendryn
Didn't he mention this ruined his life or sonething? I thought I'd seen that at some point.
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
Didnt ruin his life. He's just an asshole and tries to sue whoever shows the video.
shimmernshine
The guy who tried to profit from his likeness without his permission is worse off.
LordofTheFiggs
He met the guy who him the water this day! He is still his boyfriend so I wouldn't say so
GoatNipples
Ruined his life? Please, a guy like this won't be brought down that easily.
AVoiceOfReason
No, he just got irritated. He then sued the guy who filmed him, and then ruined HIS life. So yeah, you're mixing people up.
elizardo
He just got irradiated and is a a co star character in fallout 3 and new vegas.
BaconFlavoredChemicalPuffs
It didn't ruin his live but he was not happy that he got nothing out of his viral rise, and other people did.
Meludan
Nah, it didn't ruined his life. He sued the artist who made the video and earned money with it and some merchandise. He got 10.000€ 1/2
Meludan
Artist had to put down the video but nowadays it's impssible to delete everything. At work some recognize him as Techoviking rarely 2/2
DickDastardly404
I don't think it was that, he just didn't want to be known online, and didn't like other people making money off his likeness. Fair enough.
Oscarwildebastardson
Yeah. He probably drowned in pussy after that video went viral. That’s probably how.
cupcakBaroness
Erm I'm pretty sure it's cock and ass he wants to drown in
furriephillips
Right on - he’s totally gay, dude. I listened to a podcast where they went to meet him & he picked them up at the airport & drove them to
furriephillips
his house, “to meet TechnoViking”, but it was him all along & they had no idea. I think it may have been This American Life, maybe?
RepostFromLastWeek
The fact that other people profited financially from his likeness is what fucked him up. Not the video.
TheOneThatGotBanned
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/07/20/where-are-they-now-techno-viking/
Piobairchd
That article was atrocious and arrogant
IrishPokeball
Its a particularly shite article in fairness.. usually they're quite funny.
IrishPokeball
Waterford Whispers is like an irish version of The Onion. No harm meant, all in jest! :)
impostersquall
How can this ruin his life
GenericFacebookComment
I'm pretty sure he said this was the end of a drug filled party weekend, where he was spun out and sleep deprived.
MealeaYing
Because it made him famous against his will and that can be a nasty thing to have happen to you. Basicly everyone knew who he was suddenly.
daewookie
True.
whatevshuh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Techno_Viking
PaulLynde
Of course there a wiki !!!
whatevshuh
13k euros in damage
Kiriande
Seriously? He also made a documentary? Annoying pos needs to make his own content...
billymaditsdone
You should watch the documentary. Was great.
1metalnation
...re-read that article. The original videographer id's the one who made the documentary
Kiriande
Yes. Exactly. That's what I was referring to. Instead of thinking of sth else, he just HAD to make a doc about this guys, after being sued.
Ivain
it probably did fuck him up, but if it got too bad, changing his hair and beard style would make him unrecognizable to a casual glance
confanity
Sure, probably, but it's also sad to have to redo your identity because of something some random assholes are doing.
JHawke
All this man needs is a amon amarth shirt and everyone would just assume he is random metal head #6.
jeemoo
Also wearing clothes.
agent47
You can take the viking out of the techno, but you can't take the techno out of the viking?
chepeweb
Look! THAT'S SHAVEN-TECHOVIKING! OMG!
chepeweb
A shaved viking dealing with roofs
RussianJudge
chepeweb
Techoviking was that guy who installed roofs at raves
shhep
Yeah, I mean his image was posted literally everywhere without his consent. Before viral and meme were things. It must've been really fkn
Ryebread91
Guess that makes him one of the original memes then.
shhep
harsh on him.
BumFacedGoat
Memes have been ‘things’ since before the www...just not in this context (I know what you meant though, I’m just horribly pedantic).
shhep
Yes, that was quite horrible of you. ;)
donkeymoney
Is not this (and all other web content featuring real people) protected by the fact it was filmed in a public area,so camera guy owns it?
HappyTheKangaroo
In US you still need consent if you’re going to profit I think. Everything my kids sign up for has a clause about picture rights.
donkeymoney
Hmm. I hate how hired photographers use your images for marketing purposes.
Asatani
I remember something about this, too. I think he tried/succeeded in suing the guy that uploaded this/tried to market it. Someone Google it.
VigorousButtstuff
I'm okay with this ruining the guy's life. Dude ran into someone. Honest enough mistake, and the asshole decided to go all "I AM TEH ALPHA".
ChuckWeiss
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Techno_Viking He sued and won.
TK421isAFK
Fuck, and they say that we Californians are lawsuit-happy.
ChuckWeiss
He distributed and profited from his image without permission. Sounds like a pretty legitimate complaint no matter where you're from.
TK421isAFK
In the US, you don't have a right to your image in public. If you dance in a parade, your image can be sold as original art.
mmcg5
Fuckparade??
omgIDidntKnewICouldChangeMyUsername
"According to Fritsch, its popularity began on a Central American pornography site. " I need more info about this
TicoGuy
Site still exists if thats what you want, www . petardas . com
Brainsfase
I think it's called usersub now
ryanjoseph666
Havent read the wiki page but i thought the claims about that were just fake news? is that wrong?
ChuckWeiss
The wiki cites a number of sources. I can't speak to their validity though.
kewlchey
It's true. Here's the documentary created by the guy holding the camera: https://vimeo.com/140265561
TormentedPenguin
Guy tried to make money off this video without permission. TV won the suit.
cazo
Classic TV
ThePornhubTitle
AMC
TK421isAFK
MTV. Monetized Techno Viking!