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So I don't know what some of these are and I'd love to know! If you know tell me?
Apr 30, 2020 8:47 PM
Reinette
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So I don't know what some of these are and I'd love to know! If you know tell me?
Satanico619
Im Mexican and ive never heard of a tostada w an egg for breakfast. Im used to chilaquiles, huevos rancheros or menudo if youre hungover
cquintanilla2001
Where's the captain crunch
pirogoeth
I was going to make a joke about North Korean breakfast but the fact it's not on the list made it for me.
IAmAMammal
Canadian: https://thecanadaguide.com/wp-content/uploads/breakfast-450x310.jpg
davryder12
Guess Canada can go fuck it's self cause it's traditional breakfast is similar to the American one
LadyNetrex
I was looking for the Norwegian one expecting it to be wrong, but that looks very normal.
therog
Jupp! Brown cheese for the win!
Allworknoplay82
China
Reinette
Too soon... Nah fuck it ????
KRicci
How do people in Korea, Japan, and Turkey have time to wash like 37 bowls all the time??
squeakyleeks
I was thinking the same. This legit made me laugh! Thanks.
NoelleFrost
What about a pint of Ben and Jerry's breakfast?
jelladelta
That's a champion's breakfast.
ScootinNtootin
Gimme those Mexican breakfast tacos any day all day
WesVTX
Germany & England have conquered Breakfast!
Tifandi
German bread really made the breakfast amazing.
Royoyoy
Italy is wrong. Should be a shot of espresso and a cigarette
JimDublace
Thank you! Ordering a cappuccino for breakfast in Italy will get you a lot of strange looks. Lol
fedeColorTerror
If you don't eat a cornetto or another pastry you will starve!! I'm calling your nonna right now.
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
You're missing the guns and the American flag for the American breakfast. It just doesn't scream freedom enough.
UnbelieverCrow9
If you're short on time a red white and blue sparkler will do fine
Reinette
Bald Eagle too
stevtom27
Where's my weetbix?
Totallycasual
Yeah, that didn't look like an average Aussie breakfast, many of us just eat cereal or maybe some scrambled eggs on toast.
MyleKeville
nofateeric
How is this not the top comment?
thepokemonkid
Wheres the black pudding, mushrooms, fried bread and hash browns on that sorry looking full English?! Do I look like I'm trying to make 50
NorthmanDan
michaelpaice2
I love the Spanish breakfast. There's a particular bar in Santiago that does it superbly
wattavan
The Italian, and French are not much different...YAAAYYY MEDITERRANEAN!!!
cousteau
I could kill for some churros right now… but the nearest churro store in this damn country is like 80 km away (and probably closed).
cousteau
I wonder if I can find me a bag of frozen ready-to-fry churros. I *know* they exist.
ImAFoxButNotReally
Churros are easy to make
michaelpaice2
One advantage of the lock down is we have the time to try stuff like that!
TheJomsborgViking
Why is there a Strawberry in the U.S.A Breakfast? Stop pretending we're healthy like that.
themonkeyhouse
Because that’s what is shown in the Hollywood movies...
DontTazeMeBrah
Looks straight from Denny's menu
cmad182
It’s a candied strawberry, don’t worry
tubbers06
I'm an American mom we have time for strawberry pop tarts most days. Eggs and bacon is not an everyday thing
Reinette
Neither is the fry up for the UK. it's something I'd order if I was eating in a restaurant, not cook at home.
SaunterVaguelyDownward
That’s something taken off a breakfast menu in a restaurant. Most people I know eat yogurt, have a coffee, bowl of cereal. Not that big.
Tinyfish3
I think most of these are special occasion breakfasts. I mean look at the Turkish one, calm down Turkey, who wants to wash all those bowls?
Felcomic
I guess Canada is not important enough.
Whatsname
Yep
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Medium coffee regular and a dart.
YouCapturedMe
I guess everyone just expected a stack of pancakes with maple syrup, that's clique enough.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
"clique"?? were you perhaps groping for *cliché?
RaptorClawBR
Canada?? You mean America-lite??
Kaavster
No Canada the land of “I’m sorry” and “eh”
programmar27
Canadian here - weed and black coffee for me. Eating in the morning makes me tired.
Munchman347
Smoked Moose meat boiled in Maple syrup is an acquired taste...
ozjuggler
No different in principle than honeyed ham.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
*broasted
alrighteros
Reinette
Appreciate the banana for scale. What is it though?
alrighteros
Rice porridge, banana bread, and mofo (fried balls of condensed milk and flour and the best part of the meal!)
Reinette
Oh I've had mofo and they are delicious!
alrighteros
Whoa where did you have mofo??
Reinette
My husband's friend made them when we visited.
Telruin
I'm missing this word in English. We have it in Norwegian, and it's grouping the "things you put on a slice of bread" things.
messmor
Toppings.
Telruin
You can approach it, but no actual word exist. (I'm not sure people would accept Butter, Jams, Meats and Cheeses as "Toppings".)
messmor
Not as precise as pålägg in Swedish or Norwegian but it’s the best word. I had a discussion about it with my SO. 1/2
messmor
In English, it is referring to as “sandwich toppings”.
Sophiro
"Pålegg" in Norwegian would be something like "spread", as in "sandwich spread". But yeah, English does not have that word. 1/2
Sophiro
Pålegg means everything you can put on bread. Ham, cheese, jam, eggs, literally anything can be pålegg. 2/2
Reinette
Cold cuts, maybe? Can include meat and cheese. Though it's more American than British.
Telruin
You can get close. (Butter and Jams are also "Pålegg").
Spunkdust
Scottish breakfast
pistachio0506
Nope, definitely Russian
Spunkdust
Man the early 70's tenement blocks in Glasgow had alot of similarities to modern slum Russia
Bouttecriss
can say if its a lady or a boy dressed as a lady
tentacularfleshscape
I think thats a biological male
Spunkdust
Sometimes it is best not knowing
CaptSchmidtGaming
Jamaican breakfast
RemyRamirez
Never understood how people get high and study especially functions. It always amazes me.
licmasack
Fried splif ... ya. Mon
AlteR11121
If I had that for breakfast, I'd throw up and pass out
jennym123
That's *before* breakfast.
ThrownClub
That would be desert
ProfessorMatt
100% vegetarian,
Reinette
Not my preference but you do you
Flowerlady0
Jamaican breakfast, the yellow wasn't eggs it was acky right?
CaptSchmidtGaming
WAKE & BAKE
WireHairLongDoggie
malfunctionm1ke
Vietnam can shove its lawnmower-pond right up his ass.
QueefMalone
Lawnmower-pond? You...you win today.
SkateBones
DownvoteAllYouWantImstillRight
Thats a beef pho and i can eat that three times a day boii. Shits guuuuud
T0go
you don't know what you're talking about
HazyWasabi
Phok you
wadatahmydamie
Username checks out.
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
The hate is strong with this one. Do you also partake in COVID resistance marches?
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
Or are the stories from pappy’s flashbacks in nam enough to make you upset for no reason?
3Davideo
What the pho?
ImBoredouttamyskull
The most delicious soup you will ever have, doesn't matter if you choose beef or chicken, you win either way. It's so good.
ObliviousStranger
Authentic Pho is Vietnam is pretty good. Super weird when you find out they put intestine in it tho depending which place you go to
ImBoredouttamyskull
I'd probably at least try it with the intestines
011100000110100101100101
It's actually pretty good
PoorSucker
Correction on the Danish breakfast
NationofSchrad
Man, I gotta go to Denmark.
PeteThePerv
shit son, once the borders open, we'd love to have ya.
AntaNce
I want those gorgeous red sausages, what are they called?
donorkort
Literally red sausages.
AntaNce
lol. thank you. :)
donorkort
'Røde pølser' in Danish.
AntaNce
Thank you again! I will google to see if I can get some here in the US!
BrickShakes
I just take botttled yogurt and a coffee please, i am not a morning person and i can't eat much the first 4 hours after waking.
historyboeuf
I'm not a morning person either but in Germany, I'll eat the meats and cheeses for breakfast. So good.
FlyingCrow91
Reinette
I used to be the same. Now I need food with the coffee or I feel ill.
cannotpickaname
I was the same up until my pregnancy. Now I have to eat pretty soon after getting out of bed or I just feel gross until I do.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
You've technically got a parasite stealing all your nutrients, so it makes sense.
canfrica
Absolute same. I might be awake but my stomach definitely isn't. The thought of eating before I feel ready to makes me feel ill sometimes.
whitter86
same, i have a sensitive stomach in the mornings
samwyze
Yep, if it goes down too early, it comes right back up.
AtypicalMammal
I'm not even hungry until the sun is going down. Maybe I am one of the legendary monsters.
thegelatoking
Ooo and bottle yogurt recommendations? Sounds delicious
KibblesandBitchTits
Intermittent fasting, I stop eating at 8PM and dont start eating till noon it works super well for my bod
Ragionier
I have a lot of stomach acid in the morning and if I eat or drink right after waking up I'll feel like shit
DJmostaccioli
Same
DoctorGonzo37
Same thing here, can’t stand to eat first thing in the morning.
andwings2go
That’s Spain, Italy and France. Cup of coffee and a chunk of bread haha “It’s 10:30! Get to work already”
BarBiz
Pretty much all the beach towns in California too!! Lol
Lioness90
This is why I fully support serving breakfast for dinner ????
shredder134
i could make my ex's day 1000 times better by making her pancakes for dinner.
GodsFoot
Breakfast is the superior meal at the inferior time
stephthecatmom
I was just going to say this! I told my hubby we should try and work our way through this list for dinner
miinn
As a Korean, just wanted to point out we don't usually eat 비빔밥 for breakfast LOL
yakusokuN8
The American one is really only what people eat at a restaurant on a weekday morning. Most days, coffee and a bagel is more common.
ButIWannaKnowWhy
amanmadeofsalt
It's actually a bunch of screaming then squatting to smoke a cigarette.
miinn
the joys of having tigermom and tigerdad amiright?
amanmadeofsalt
You get it, I got downvoted because apparently people have well adjusted families or something.
CitizenPrime
Was about to ask if Bibimbap is eaten at breakfast
miinn
Can't speak for all my roofkoreans out there, but usually we like to eat it for lunch.
spict
If you're not eating it, I will. Thanks.
GhengisKaren
When I was stationed there Bi-Bim-Bop was popular with the Americans. A friend's Korean wife asked why do Americans like baby-food so much?
miinn
lmao baby food! I do enjoy it when I want a light brunch here and there but that's about it. How long were you stationed there for?
GhengisKaren
I was there for a year. 1998-1999.
nugo520
to be fair the full english breakfast is more often eaten for lunch and if it is for breakfast its not common
teabone413
not only that... the pic looks like dol sot bibimbop
jelladelta
That looks like a flipped table. My korean is falaweless
miinn
haha Korean does look trippy doesn't it?
jelladelta
┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻. And i mean it in the sweetest way
inyahead
Vietnamese don't have a "breakfast " dish. Everything can and usually is consumed at anytime of the day.
athenacosplay
If it was soup, rice and like 5 side dishes it would be more accurate.
miinn
you know your stuff, sir!
blbrychiti
They literally just saw the egg on top lol
miinn
ikr lol
HeartsStarsAndSouls
I was looking for this comment! We just had an egg or a glass of milk while I was there.
tacobae
We drink milk? Lol
HeartsStarsAndSouls
That's what my friend gave me when I stayed with her in Incheon
miinn
lol I'm Canadian Korean so my breakfast usually consists of coffee/tea + everything bagel from timmys
evildeadtwo
wheres the coor's light?
LastStryker
I was lied to. American lagers are decent.
Thetimekeeper93
Beer is the Canadians breakfast
theheebs25
trying to stay hydrated?
skogkatt
Redneck breakfast. Or maybe a Colt .45
shredder134
as a man who is currently drinking last night's beer for breakfast this is a very important question
dwilson0725
Water isnt really a breakfasty thing.
Ireadtoomuch
If you're going to make a beerchelada a 4.2 with no flavor profile would actually be better
Surisuule
Serious, what is a breakfast drink? I always have milk unless I’m hungover.
ImAnActionBirb
I always have juice and / or hot tea
dwilson0725
Milk, orange juice, coffee, etc
Reinette
Coffee.
ErniesWidow
In Ireland, its Guinness stout with breakfast.
zombiskunk
Used to flush the toilet because water is more valuable.
pianogeek464
you mean wheres my beer virus
Snickt
I'm glad to see you are drinking lots of water.
Reinette
That's not breakfast beer
AntRam95
It’s first thing in the morning, start light
i8thebones
Any beer is a breakfast beer if you start early enough
thabuschwackerOG
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
Ireadtoomuch
Beerchelada why not?
thebaldeagle888
What is? Coors banquet?
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
AM Ale
secretagentdoubleobeaver
Coffee stout
spiceass9000
Irish coffee or mimosa
Reinette
Honestly? On the very rare occasions I can drink at breakfast, I like a nice cold pear cider.
F234K
That sounds so very not manly
Reinette
If that was to me I'm glad cause I'm a woman ???
Z3r0fux0r
Brass monkey is where its at
thelordalmightydog
A breakfast beer is Guiness.
xlavoie
Among my friends here in QC/Canada we called a pint of stout a full meal. Works as a substitute for breakfast/lunch/dinner, however you feel
GrabherbythePuss
Breakfast shots are a solid go to
Steven054
Breakfast shots are great, they get me through the day until I can get my lunch flask.
Nivvi
Polish one is bullshit, nobody has that for breakfast more like supper. Few open sandwiches (ham, cheese, tomato, cucumber,radish) and tea
extremisttt
THANK YOU. Came here to say this! My friends are blown away to hear about our sandwiches don’t have tops...
Reinette
Thanks. ?
ITellUWhat
Yeah, polish breakfast is total bullshit. Never seen that shit in my whole European life!
crassmix
No fresh buns?
Nivvi
Breadrolls sure but they are fresh sourdough, same with bread fresh crunchy skin still warm
carminefields11
Most of them seem huge.
SwaggyD1
I’m polish and literally just had sausage and eggs for breakfast today haha but potato pancakes no way and idk wtf the salad is doing there
pofalof
I was thinking naleśniki or kluski.
efemral
The Aussie one doesn't even have vegemite!
GhengisKaren
I went to Poland once, and breakfast was toast, fruit and the most amazing cheese I've ever had. 1/2
GhengisKaren
I asked the server what type of cheese is was and she looked at me weird and said "It's just cheese". Delicious anyway.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Polak eat a sad salad like that either, breakfast or otherwise. Sałatka or gtfo.
vikinin
That's mostly served in hotels, I'd say. Also, plenty Poles prefer crepes/sweet bread/cereal on a daily basis
acertainjenesaisquoi
It's the same for most of them. The UK one is a weekend treat rather than a daily occurrence.
InTheEndThoughItsJustInnuendo
Yeah, the US one is like a Sunday morning thing. It's cereal, then maybe a Pop-Tart while crying in my car before going into the office
SatansLeftNipple
I agree, these are restaurant or weekend breakfasts. Nobody plates up like this on a Tuesday.
Anonawesome
The most important meal of the day is existential dread!
IsurvivedBlizzard2019
yea these all look like special treats, but still nice! I mean, pierogi are famous but are more common at Wigilia than an everyday food. 1/2
IsurvivedBlizzard2019
I'd say most common everyday American breakfast is cereal or porridge pre-WW2- with plenty of regional differences as to the porridge
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bewareofthebunny
I'm swedish and I don't know what half of those things are...
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
your breakfast was ugly, anyway
edanomil
Countries such as France are areas where French people live in this example.
Emulen
I can help you brötter
BIDWK
It doesn't even have tube caviar
capefling
The different meats are hard to be sure on, but the rest seems pretty basic
drakewarnock
As an American, looks like... crackers, liverwurst, cucumbers, cottage cheese, boiled egg yolk, bacon, and what I can only imagine is 1/
drakewarnock
2/ fermented fish. Plus the random spice mix for no reason. And a slice of ham under the liverwurst.
elinveronicap
Sadly I believe that's supposed to be scrambled eggs. Also theres some kaviar on the side of the plate. The spices I have no clue about.
HubicPairs
Lived in Vietnam and Thailand, rarely ate soup for breakfast. Sometimes noodles in Thailand, but not commonly.
Swedishbouldering
Kalas puffar is 90% of my households breakfast
bewareofthebunny
They should replace that picture with a picture of kalaspuffar, skogaholmslimpa med kaviar och ett glas O'boy!
Swedishbouldering
Hell yeah
DrunkenMarineBiologist
I was going to say that that one looks like a very sad breakfast
bewareofthebunny
Yeah, it definitely needs some kalaspuffar, to say the least.
BlackDeathZombieSwede
Yeah... I think the stuff in the bowl is some sad idea of müsli
h41fgod
It looks like a bowl of four random spices.
raodek
Don't know a single person who eats pickled herring for breakfast. Norway's was closer to most swedes breakfast
TheBisexualestBoyInTheVillage
The Migration Agency will be around shortly then
bewareofthebunny
Hope they'll ship me of to Spain, I could go for some churros!
TheBisexualestBoyInTheVillage
Spain is unable to take new people right now, you have the options of the Dem. Rep. of the Congo, North Korea, or rural Wales
bewareofthebunny
But.. but.. churros!
TheBisexualestBoyInTheVillage
North Korea it is. I hear they have a new leader!
fem26345
Vem blandar sill och keso?!? ??
GodEmperorOfImgur
Wot? I'm Danish and I can identify most of it. Herring, cottage cheese, bacon, scrambled eggs, cucumber, cold cuts, knækbrød, 1/2
GodEmperorOfImgur
various kinds of seeds, and dried cranberries. I'm also guessing the stuff on the edge of the plate is a smooth paté of sorts. 2/2
bewareofthebunny
Yeah, I meant it more like "wtf is that in terms of breakfast", but I guess I wasn't clear enough, lol
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
Where the heck are the pancakes?
messmor
They eat pancakes on Thursdays. Not for breakfast tho. And with pea soup.
goodisunpopular
I'll help, The whitish round things with the yellowish centers are called eggs (Pron: egz).
dan82k
GodEmperorOfImgur
Good job, you've identified the one thing NOT present on the swedish breakfast plate. :P (There ARE scrambled eggs tho.)
BayboyDJ
Agreed. Definitely not your standard Fika
PaleAsFuck
Fika is when you eat dessert with people
messmor
Fika isn’t breakfast.
GlutenfreeBootsInPuss
It's funny because fica in italian means pussy
easilybutthurt9000
Doll in french is pou-pou. Do what you will with that useless knowledge.
biclighter
We eat that aswell
jegerikkedansk
I've no idea what it's called but that Norwegian brown goats cheese is absolutely fucking amazing. Worth the high cost and cholesterol
NepLeet
The brunost you can most commonly find in the USA is Ski Queen from Tine. http://www.tinebrunost.com/us/products#SkiQueen
sunnygroovemother
Tastes more like caramel than cheese, really.
capefling
It's brunost :) or geitost, or fløtemysost
bond674
I still find the fløtemysost name the weirdest and I live here in Norway..
NepLeet
I miss Julebrunost SO damned much! Can not find it in the USA. https://www.tine.no/merkevarer/tine-brunost/produkter/tine-julebrunost
GodEmperorOfImgur
So fucking good, especially in burgers.
Kvothefefe
Gjetost. Pronounced "YAY-toast" by Americans or "yed-OOST" by Scandinavians.
kablija
The package now just says ski queen here (US) but still amazing.
capefling
We call it brunost. Meaning "brown cheese".
Kvothefefe
I love when languages are super literal in naming things. My grandma called it gjetost, and as a kid I enjoyed asking her for "yay toast."
bond674
Tastes fantastic on toast.
capefling
Aw, that's lovely. We still have geitost/gjetost, it's almost the same, only a tad less sweet. And Gjetost means goat cheese :D