Images of Note: I'll have to hand you a lemon.

Sep 24, 2024 11:25 AM

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Yeah

Correct, fuck the British Empire.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This is what all our memes will look like in 100 years.

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07/10/2025, 13:32:07 UTC.

They clearly had cocaine in coke back then too.

slay

If you are on Windows and type ctrl+win+alt+shift+L it takes you to fucking LinkedIn. They have a fucking shortcut for LinkedIn.

B O A T

Listen, The UK's politics is beyond irredeemable and I pray for Scottish Independence, but our plugs are the best designed out there. They're designed with Child Safety in mind and they allow us to wire them ourselves and install fuses. Can you say the same, America?

Judging by who's chasing who, I think that other cat didn't belong in that house.

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2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

#71 humans also do this when they come home and see their sibling

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

#54 wonder why

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#70 Are UK plugs the best? I have no idea, but surely you can compare them to a better contender than US plugs. That's a low bar to set.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#30 pffft... That could never hold a house.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 only in my dreams :')

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#41

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#44 okay, but why is this look such a vibe?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#70 Yes, actually, I *can* say the same. I wired a new plug onto my dryer, because my house still had an old-style NEMA 10 outlet instead of NEMA 15. And this is even 240V, just like the UK. Perfectly ordinary thing to do, you can buy the different plugs at any home improvement store. Also our split-phase setup is better than just having 240V, better margin of safety on stuff that only needs 120V but easy to connect something that needs 240V.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I love that the current gen can experience AI evolving in real time like the early internet did in the 90-00s. It used to be a wild west out there with no content filtering or "ad-friendly" guidelines.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#29 Isn’t there flannel involved?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Flannel doesn't deserve this

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#45 "I loves this picture!" "Thanks! It has Pocketss!"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd be rockin' that switch back and forth yelling "Big money, big money, no whammy...!"

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#37 https://imgur.com/LOc6jQO.gif

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#18

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#54 LinkedIn has only been useful for me in my amateur attempts to be a private detective, the amount of info that should be private posted publically is insane there

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

is this loss?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

No, that's a comment.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

No, you're a comment.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#42 Not my pan ass taking notes

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#34

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#11 - He said he will protect me and this is all that counts.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Loss Check.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#31 Concord failing hard as it did would be alot funnier if the worse gamers imaginable didn't keep screeching it failed due to DEI and Pronouns. At least sony is reeling from it

2 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

#17 The whole point of things like this is marketability. So anything that might upset advertisers gets cleaned out ASAP. Eventually, the questions computers can't answer won't be things about love or emotion but anything that would look bad in a company PowerPoint.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Corporate America are such cowards. I deeply wish these stale, life sucking policies would die. We are all people who should experience the world as intensely as we want, not be forced to beige our lives for advertising.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ultimately, what corporations want the internet to be is the digital equivalent of an IKEA showroom. We all stand around like good little products, not really doing anything until an advertiser decides to show interest in us.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope an unexploded cluster bomb from Russian bombardment lands on their shiny new servers then. I hope tech punks turn their nice clean showroom into a furry art convention.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#6 Tim Buckley's art left a lasting impact on the human culture. I wonder what else did he wish for from monkey's paw.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

#70 Yeeeaaah, dear average person: please don't wire your own sockets. I don't want to die in an apartment block fire because somebody thought 20 minutes on Wikihow makes them a veteran sparky.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

This. For something that's AMAZINGLY simple to do, it's also AMAZINGLY simple to fuck up if you're an idiot or ignorant of certain things.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm an above average sparky. I work in 480v semiconductor systems with enough power to blow me to smithereens. House electrical work scares me way more. Everyone thinks their little "hacks" are ok until plugging in a toaster explodes your hot water heater. (This is a real thing I saw happen).

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I work commercial and dread when a friend or family member asks for me to look at something. In older houses you're dealing with decades of handyman specials, some of which only work because they don't know they shouldn't

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#6

2 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 2

Here is a entirely random, completely unrelated picture of some desert cacti I generated with AI a few minutes ago. I'm sure ill get down voted for the AI use, but I don't mind the loss. ;)

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

It really needs horizontals to make it.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

My friend doesn’t understand the what the original post is about nor why a magnificent man is ballet-flipping us off.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh, so it IS loss?

2 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

I got it at the 2nd panel. No one mentions 4 panels unless it's Loss.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah. MOFO got us.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Even knowing the cruel joke...I don't see it enough to get the joke. Guess I'll move on without the rest of my day ruined.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The killer feature of UK sockets is the integrated on/off switch. I don't know why we still haven't adopted that on the continent.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

yeah but the two tubular prongs, what is this, steam punk??

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

You had one job

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Neither two nor tubular:

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is also pretty good design. With the two-probged design, occasionally somebody re-wires the ground in the socket to be live (usually because somebody decided "hey, let's wire the ground to the neutral. It's simper". Then somebody else switches the neutral/live which normally doesn't matter but now thus makes the ground also live). No chance of an error with the three prongs.

Also, it's much more stable in the socket.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

or is it 3. Actually I forget

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Uk has 3 rectangular prongs.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

oh

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Which you'll never forget after you step on a plug for the first time...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

/gallery/images-of-note-ill-have-to-hand-you-lemon-eLRkTYV Verification, have a nice day.

2 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 3

correction, this is the verification,. https://mastodon.social/@abbistabbii/113192349283825603

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Help, I'm stuck in a loop and I can't get out!

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Because I love you too much baby

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

it was at image #4 that i scrolled back up to check if it was an abbiistabbii post

2 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

Me too

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What does T4T mean?

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Trans for trans - trans people dating trans people

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"trans(gender) for trans(gender)", in the context of relationships/dating. can be used to describe a specific relationship (as in the meme), an individual's preference, or the community of folks who are in/prefer those relationships.

For the obvious follow up of "why?", personal reasons of course vary, but safety (physical, obviously, but also psychological) and high degree of common experiences are frequent factors.

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

This is literally what I came to the comment section for. Jesus I'm getting old

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Trans for trans, basically some combo of trans relationship with another trans person

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

A couple made of trans persons that each went the other way from the other during their transition, I would guess

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

I'd argue that (at least In my experience) it's at least as common for T4T relationships to be between people who transitioned in "the same direction", so to speak. T4T is far more broadly a term describing relationships where none of the participants identify as cis. There are transmasc x transfem T4T couples, but there are also relationships which fall outside that (e.g. I'd argue that the couple in the meme are fairly explicitly fem coded/presenting, and tbh kinda lesbian coded)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't have to be going the opposite ways. It is a general tag for any relationship between two trans people.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

TIL, thanks

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is it weird I somehow read it as Team Fortress 2

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes. You should hold your head in sh— High! Hold your weird head high, you glorious weirdo!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Team 4tress Two!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's how i read it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#54 so first off: I tried that shortcut and it actually fucking works. why in the fuck is that a thing!? second: is it really a shortcut if it takes 5 entire keys to do it? at that point it's basically a geometry problem. Little timmy's finger have lengths as shown on the diagram below. if little timmy wants to access linkedin using the keyboard shortcut "ctrl+win+alt+shift+L" where should he place his hands so that he can reach all the keys?

2 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

I'm thinking of getting on linkedin & just fucking around with it. Started a new job last year & HR asked me to write a little blurb about myself with a picture to put on work's website. I sent them back a joke one & they thought it was hilarious & ran with it, so I'm pretty sure my work couldn't give two fucks

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ctrl+win+alt+shift+T is for teams, O for outlook, X and P is for Excell and PowerPoint

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*looks at post*
*looks at #54*

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

look at the commentary underneath #54. that is what I'm responding to.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

ctrl+win+alt on left hand, shift+L on right hand, heck even with all my nerve damage it's a trice to hit everything but L with the left hand; it's never a shortcut I will use but I don't understand this outrage

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is cursed knowledge. I don't want to know this! Take me back to 30 minutes ago when I did not know there is a keyboard shortcut for linked fuckin in!

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

IIRC it's to support those keyboards with dedicated keys for such things. This way, they don't need a special driver or extra software to work; the special key just sends this obscure, but otherwise normal keypress.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's an unintentional advertisement for Linux: the OS where you decide which shortcuts exist and which do not. Or, if you prefer, [Linux] does what [Win]-don't. But seriously, Linux distros these days do nearly everything Windows does at least as well, if not better, including gaming. You can even set up the desktop environment to be familiar to Windows users. Tell Microsoft their time is up in the only way they understand: stop using Windows.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Try to have your grandma use Ubuntu.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the people who use linkedin aren't gonna be able to use that shortcut. Half the people i work with think ctrl+t is too hard to remember, and ctrl+shift+t is just impossible

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Today I learned a new thing! I always just use middle mouse click on links and alt+enter on the address and search bar.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think Microsoft tried to make an “office key” a thing. It never caught on but they kept the shortcut with other keys.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Try it with other letters like w, o, or p, it should open Microsoft office programs (word, outlook, and powerpoint).

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

they do until they realize i don't have the licenses. doing it with 't' opens Teams

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0