Belly rubs

Mar 17, 2019 3:44 AM

FrozenFoodGuy

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I don’t think monkeys are cute

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The poor things are ugly from birth

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What it feels like to chew 5 gum.

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When he rubs your belly and your toes curl

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Fred Durst looks different these days.

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Both hands are used here...

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ook.

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Imagine how squidgy that things belly feels?

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:O

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till he pisses on you

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It's what babies do, you have been warned.

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Those little bitty curling toes...

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Yeah, that's a good rub. I had the same reaction when my ex rubbed my belly.

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That upper body strength and it's just a baby

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Human babies have relatively better upper body strenght than adults we still have since of the wildness in us, but Not as much as true apes

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He keeps pulling himself up hoping you’ll rub his junk

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I was really expecting it to poop

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Sponsored by Monster Energy Drink

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Yes, I love the 909 bromeister flat billed Monster hat.

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Easy to see how that whole aids thing got started....

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I thought its going to shit hard

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What a lovely little fellow?

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What kind of dog is that?

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I remember when I used to get to pull that face...

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I have the same reaction when my gf does that to me.

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For some reason all I could think of was him going Woooo like Ric Flair

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Is it wrong that I was waiting for the young Orange Beast to let go with a big wiz?

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All fun and games till someone gets peed on

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Plot twist. It's not a belly rub.

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Jesus. I don't think I enjoy anything that much.

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Not even a good tug at the beanstalk?

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Not even a brownie with ice cream?

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I'm more down for chilled key lime pie.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A warm brownie, with pure vanilla ice cream, and just a little drizzle of raspberry coulis?

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Everyone's talking about the reaction, but can we talk about how effortlessly it is pulling off a behind the next pull up

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I'd also like to add that human babies can also hold their body weight. Look it up, it's cute and interesting.

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That just a simple matter of body kinematics.

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Just look at how far from the joint that bicep muscle connects to the bone. That's a lot of torque

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Fuck, can't have anything nice around here.

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I once spent 20 m ins typing all kinds of weird shit into google trying to find this gif. I think it gave me additional PTSD...

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Hilarious

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