DaShanghaiKid
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Mar 30, 2018 10:17 PM
DaShanghaiKid
123467
1930
135
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
And the...implication.
itrulydontknowhattosay
Do you from the back while I drink sangrias...boats and hoes...gotta get me some boats and hoes!
Yueling
They are all gorilla-shaped
nibbley
Yea modeling is actually a job that makes money. The more you know!
Harryteeters
"Wait! Are we the tasty treats?"
ifrybaconnaked
Sweet meats...
greg20151975
But common this is true love
ilovemyboobs
As long as them owners are nice to me i dont care.
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
Look up dubai portopotty
DC1123
I would never be with someone to be on a boat but I don't think I'm shallow enough to completely nix these guys.
Badsequence
Boats and Hoes!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Or they're on vacation with friends and just booked a tour on the boat?
SlurpGod
Google super-yacht owners. One female. She don't look like this. And she inherited the $ after hubby died. Yacht ownership is a man's game.
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Quite a possibility, but this is commonly known culture. Wealthy people do enjoy having gorgeous people around
koinuchan
Or.... heaven forbid, one of the girls actually owns the boat?
Dionysus187
Not as likely as the the scenario OP proposed. Its 'exception to the rule' not 'exception is the rule'
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
You think there are more gross rich dudes than there are groups of girlfriends who can afford an afternoon boat tour? Doubt it.
AdoptedSon
I could be a body double for that one in the middle. Unfortunately I'm poor so my so is a body double for that one on the right.
nicoleoftheeast
Of the top photo, right? Congrats
zma123456
Rips4w
Why is it important that we know who owns the boat? Feeling a little ignored by the ladies and wanna knock 'em down a peg?
AuthorFrost
Because it's these rich old men who have proven themselves to be such paragons of morality and respect for women. Or they're predators.
anthropomorphizing
"Because of the implication"
dontlookinmybeard
my eyes.
Bababarfani
I guess..... Money talks bs walks...
Belgiddybleh
If u lift up the man boob, is it white or tan under there?
losCHUNK
Ted Cruz on the right
Weelpzbit
I need a suga daddy who don't want suga
icantgetthegreeceoffmyeuros
And that Barron.....is how I met your mother
jandmdansby3
Yesss
Yupurineutah
Nope. He knocked her up so she could produce an anchor baby.
SlurpGod
Bet he likes to take his daughter and her friends out for a day on the water. Family man.
badgerofhonour
And not for her friends...
SorDavos
Nah, he got her from a catalogue
AlkeneThiol
Sears catalogue to be precise. But no seriously she was a model of "exceptional ability" worthy of an Einstein visa... Allegedly
synco94
Makes me think of my younger days going to the beach in Miami, seeing them made me stop going to the beach!
micotyro
Dude on the far left isn't toooooo bad
Boxingbud
As a gay dude who like them mature.....
Roland191145
You know...because of the implication.
erischilde
This is factual. We see them in the water.
ChloePrice
If I lived a life of luxury and had everything provided for me, I'd fuck an ugly dude too tbh
bs13690
And those chicks can't say no, because of the implication.
ThePornhubTitle
MordorGate
kcmevic
So money can buy happiness
bringbakfirefly
Anyone who says otherwise is ill-informed or a liar.
Bababarfani
N.... It can buy you a boat n a truck to pull it with
renegadesurvivor
Have you ever tried to be sad on a wave runner?
akom
Well, enjoyment at the very least..
notbeau
Money can solve a lot of problems but you’ll find knew ones guaranteed
hackfase
That's when you just get more monies.
iwaswasdoingfinelurking
that's not happiness that's filth
imniceronreddit
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
OmNachoMama
No. It can buy pretty things and companionship of a sort. Neither guarantees happiness.
RrpmnJack
You can't buy happiness, but you sure as hell can rent it!
brln923
Please give me your money then ?
OmNachoMama
I need for when I’m old, sorry!
AhDumTheHermit
always has, always will.
semperknight
It gets you laid by women who'd normally never touch you if you were poor.
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Money is an amazing way to achieve happiness because it allows one to have the most options available.
smu23
Options do not make happy; that is what commercials tell you. Options are mostly exclusive. Choosing one is mostly _missing_ the other.
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Hahahahahahaha
smu23
Why laughing? Go into any supermarket with 100 of options of $product. It is just a big waste of life time for very little difference.
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Hahahahahahaha
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
That may be true, but no options is the most exclusive and then you get to miss everything
smu23
There is a sweet spot between no option and a gazillion. IMHO it is fewer <= 3.
downvoteacct
Wife and I just returned from Cabo San Lucas, can attest that this post is 100% true.
SofaH3ro
How big is your boat?
downvoteacct
Ha ha, no boat. . . we stayed at a resort, lots of young spring break ladies going out on boat rides with much older men.
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
U mean “how young and hot is ur wife?”
SofaH3ro
That was my follow up
downvoteacct
My wife is 70 years young, she’s still hot to me. She can still rock a two piece better than a lot of the younger ladies there.
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Hey that’s something special there.
PlusSizedGentlemanInAnUndersizedGarment
You're married to Helen Mirren then?
downvoteacct
You know, when I was writing that post I was thinking of mentioning my wife does in fact look very much like her. She is hot for her age.
RoTTonSKiPPy
I need to get me a fat rich guy.
kamkor1
I'm have way there
usigebeathaelixirooflife
I’m one of the two stated adjectives
RipOffTheBandAid
I'm one of those
Badsequence
I need to be a fat rich guy well I'm halfway there you guess which part I have the fat or the rich!
Retromorphic
Wait... So you can meet hot women? Someone has to be homosexual for that to work....
lemmesmashplease
Is guy compulsory?
scalpcreek
You forgot body hairy. Fat, rich, and body hairy.......and old.
Wattlebattle
"Bang me a rich one..."
imshibagel
I'm a skinny kind of rich guy. Hairy tho
emparier
Wait for me in twenty years
TreyNotSongz2k17
I need to get old fat guy rich
leftbanana
Finally! My niche becomes desirable.
ExileonDaytonStreet
Would you accept 2/3 of those?
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
If i was filthy rich i can't imagine myself getting as fat as these dudes. I like the gym too much
ShadowXII
Right here, darlin'.
onlyherewhenipoop
I'm not a hot girl, but I too need a fat rich guy.
whatupmyknitters
there are fat rich guys into dudes
onlyherewhenipoop
Now only to find one.
PseudoEngel
Friend of a friend recently got served a notice of eviction. She called to find out what was going on. Her fat rich guy passed.
TrilobiteSushi
You forgot "..with heart trouble.."
theguythatdidthething
is fat compulsory?
RemiRixJones
Username could become relevant...
DaShanghaiKid
zenmaster11
Best gif on Imgur
Taleboblen
Notch?
TwoBirdsStonedAtOnce
No, nooch. Snooch to the nooche
OneOfTheDaddiesPig
Is rich compulsory?
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Well, you ain't gonna want a fat guy who's in debt to McDonalds.
mercbrit
Ha.
RoTTonSKiPPy
Absolutely.
TraitorousTrump3
I have $75 in my wallet. I’m richer than 99% of the world.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Does not being in debt count?
iRepostThingsFromRandom
Take me
JCWesst
Define rich