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Sep 4, 2017 8:13 PM
CovfefetheStrong
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BobofMemes
Them things got that retard-strength
JuiceSpringsteen8
This is some "I am the storm!" level facebook lowlife 'motivational' crap. Go back to 9gag
Beepity
*it's
BababaMoooya1
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Bortus
Well you only have to kill like one monkey and you have a suit and gun. It doesnt seem like a very hard fight.
therealVexed
all I can think of is the assassian monkey who takes no pleasure in his trade
SlopSumChum
Does he look like a bitch?!
skipweasel
mosier0874
I prefer the shirt.
PhilipKtallywacker
The Filth. Read that, m'kay
ThatsWhatSheSed
Seriously? This shit again?
DiscoPhysicist
My money is on the Trunk Monkey! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8oPVVGYQ40
sharpshooter181818
rubberducky44
Is that hitman monkey from the marvel universe?
tomb818
First time I ever read this I laughed. Still cracks me up
TheAzurite
Noah's*
Xsiah
This s how you end up with gay monkeys
konamihatchibori
Made my day
FernanFlow
The new planet of the apes was pretty good IMO
TransistorRadio
That monkey has poor trigger discipline
NotAMeatPopsicle
Monkey don't care, monkey just throw shit for giggles at you.
Bigdaddyclean
I love Hit Monkey
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Fight like you're the second. Because he won.
BRex91
Where is his big kahuna burger?
YaDiGGiT
Loving this - LOVE IT!!
SunAnvil
Ha! Posted this same one on r/getmotivated a few months back. Got good karma points and a bunch of pissed people because it wasn't 1/2
SunAnvil
2/2. warm and fuzzy motivation
MrPredator
Some monkeys just want to watch the world burn.
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NotAMeatPopsicle
What. Is. This. From. I need moar of this in my life.
MrPredator
GTA V mod that lets you turn your character into various things.
MrWobblyHead
Are monkeys counted as clean animals in the bible? If so there would have been 14 monkeys; seven pair of male and female.
MrWobblyHead
Then again, the whole Noah's Ark story is bullshit so who really cares?
KrampusCopia
Clean animals were the edible types minus pigs, like cows and goats. And yes it's a silly story.
RedXRulez
Furious George, bitches!
AtomicGhandi
Craizie
Oooooooooo. why does he say bitch so much?!
nclu
Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin.
Fachera
AahzAndArthurDent
And if the girl monkey dies, Bi Curious George.
GnarredGnarly
Jaeto
This comment is significantly underrated.
nachooooo
This could be a movie! This would be the title
yadayadayadayeahyeahyeah
Samuel L Chimpson
Insomnia297
A braver man than I
Ventrix
iamlegendinjapan
Simeon L Jackson
jolvera323
Lmao ????????
yayboobs
but that's a chimp, so there's really no confrontation needed
TwoBitFortuneTeller
Human history in a nutshell
Bighappy1982
Are you sure? He has a gun and looks confrontational , kind of annoyed there are three monkeys fighting and all he wants, is to get going
MoreLikeLawlSchool
Are they considered "unclean"? If they're clean we get 7 pairs and it really doesn't matter that two others are ahead.
stormegedendarklordofall
I too, am fun at parties
Thekingofbeans
He said fight LIKE a monkey!
ImmortalAzrael
Yeah but chimps are pretty violent so there would probably be a confrontation anyway.
FlockOfSeagulls25
What if the photo and the quote are unrelated?
BEAUTYISINTEHEYEWHENYOUHOLDHER
Oh, literal yayboobs.
vh12372
Yayboobs?
yadayadayadayeahyeahyeah
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VIAI
justanotherpervatwork
Intelligent people... Not me but, has to be someone out there.
VIAI
People's need to display Gr. 2 science to feel smart ruins the point of the post. They aren't intelligent, they have an inferiority complex.