Aug 12, 2016 1:34 PM
Goku
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buttstufficles
Jenny cocksucker
imgurusername7
jhonny
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
BigAZNMan
If only she would hit on me
WeirdStealth
I feel like if the male and female version met each other, the world would either explode, or they'd hate each other.
ORGANICGUY
Bet she says: "Woah, Daddy."
blueknot
I'd do the monkey with her.
trapinch
hilarious episode if you're gorgeous and you know it say i am. I AM.
SheffieldEngland
The waist to hip ratio is very attractive.
TheBasementNerd
Gina Bravo
MogseyInnit
Tomb raider boobs on point
VonSnootingham
And when you say "point" you mean it literally.
GeneralLazerKittenSadness
sass
pres2pond
It's amazing how many of the people in this thread don't seem to remember this episode. He hit on a witch and got turned into a chick to >
> understand how it feels when creeps hit on women.
dirtypastere
I'd smash.
PitbullsPublicist
how many times do i have to tell you! i have a girlfriend!
RhinestonedStormTrooper
Is it Iggy?
Tandry25
Jane Bravo
IronMagnus
Something like Jenny Bravo would have a much more similar scansion...
ThisAccountisforvoting
I love a girl with a nice scansion
AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken68
The sunglass-free version of Johnny Bravo:
thevehiclemagician
5/7 would smash
Fawin
Whats on the shirt?
A pony I Believe
Looks like a hand with a middle finger inserted in a doughnut...
That's what I thought.. exactly that..but searched it up and is a ponny
http://imgur.com/adfoSAZ
SillyRabbitTrixare4Kids
Double dipper
IHateTheLetterF
My body goal is to be able to do a Johnny Bravo cosplay at Gen Con.
ExperimentKraj
Did you go this year? It was ungodly hot the whole weekend.
Modaflocker
It wouldn't be the same. Shed hit on a guy and hed be like "ok"
Roarkshop
In the actual episode, he realizes just how objectified he feels by men like him and has a bit of an epiphany about the way he treats girls.
implodingrat
and then goes back to behaving exactly the same way. lol
MachoestofMen
He does go right back to being an asshole, but if the JBVO specials were anything to go by, he's a much cooler person when he's not onstage.
noteveryonelovesunderboob
source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kptm_8ZNUww
I never saw this episode. Thanks.
http://imgur.com/uUPNX7E
Swinette
woah, mama.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Woah, papa.
FatThor89
Man she's pretty
SgtEziosRequiem
"I have a girlfriend!" "Well you look like the kind of fella that could use two!"
CliffordJohnsonMiller
So is Johnny, even in the cartoon. He's just kind of a dick. That's the problem.
Mirawatts
I was never sure if he was or not (still not sure). Cartoon proportion legs aside, I assumed he wasn't as attractive as he thought.
Livix
As I got older I always imagined Johnny Bravo as a mixed version of The Rock and Elvis. So pretty attractive if I were to say so.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
That's probably a reference to Johnny always saying "Man I'm pretty"
chonas
Except she gets laid all the time.
Schmedes
You're either too picky or too ugly. Fix one.
spuds31
Nah man. She's super macho and narcissistic and it always ends up scaring the guys away.
She can tell me how attractive she is, as many times as she wants, but if she wants the sex I'm happy to oblige.
One night of loving doesn't require personality.
dramorak
I wonder which is worse: getting 0 sex, or getting all the sex, but getting dumped like yesterday's garbage afterwards
CrazyWeeds
Neither. If sex is what you're looking for, then the former is worse. If you're putting out expecting to find love, then the latter is worse
iNeverPoopAtWork
That's a good answer but I'm afraid we're looking for philosophical, preachy one-liners. Thanks for trying!
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
In that case, "it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you can realize that violins is not the answer
TheRealGooberKelly
You forgot to add "intellectually dishonest and unnecessarily agressive"
ImAllergicToLife
Definitely the later. I've been without sex for a LONG time, and before I was stuck at home I was used a lot...
suazobomber
Same
SodaRayne
*latter
I knew you were coming as soon as I hit "Post," but I am disappointed that it's not psychotically sly.
OneCoolFrood
https://youtu.be/pbvrGiL_s70
iHveNoCleverName
This pleased me. Who is this?
Literally in the title of the video.
Ok I forgive you.
buttstufficles
Jenny cocksucker
imgurusername7
jhonny
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
BigAZNMan
If only she would hit on me
WeirdStealth
I feel like if the male and female version met each other, the world would either explode, or they'd hate each other.
ORGANICGUY
Bet she says: "Woah, Daddy."
blueknot
I'd do the monkey with her.
trapinch
hilarious episode if you're gorgeous and you know it say i am. I AM.
SheffieldEngland
The waist to hip ratio is very attractive.
TheBasementNerd
Gina Bravo
MogseyInnit
Tomb raider boobs on point
VonSnootingham
And when you say "point" you mean it literally.
GeneralLazerKittenSadness
sass
pres2pond
It's amazing how many of the people in this thread don't seem to remember this episode. He hit on a witch and got turned into a chick to >
pres2pond
> understand how it feels when creeps hit on women.
dirtypastere
I'd smash.
PitbullsPublicist
how many times do i have to tell you! i have a girlfriend!
RhinestonedStormTrooper
Is it Iggy?
Tandry25
Jane Bravo
IronMagnus
Something like Jenny Bravo would have a much more similar scansion...
ThisAccountisforvoting
I love a girl with a nice scansion
AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken68
The sunglass-free version of Johnny Bravo:
thevehiclemagician
5/7 would smash
Fawin
Whats on the shirt?
Goku
A pony I Believe
Fawin
Looks like a hand with a middle finger inserted in a doughnut...
Goku
That's what I thought.. exactly that..but searched it up and is a ponny
Goku
http://imgur.com/adfoSAZ
SillyRabbitTrixare4Kids
Double dipper
IHateTheLetterF
My body goal is to be able to do a Johnny Bravo cosplay at Gen Con.
ExperimentKraj
Did you go this year? It was ungodly hot the whole weekend.
Modaflocker
It wouldn't be the same. Shed hit on a guy and hed be like "ok"
Roarkshop
In the actual episode, he realizes just how objectified he feels by men like him and has a bit of an epiphany about the way he treats girls.
implodingrat
and then goes back to behaving exactly the same way. lol
MachoestofMen
He does go right back to being an asshole, but if the JBVO specials were anything to go by, he's a much cooler person when he's not onstage.
noteveryonelovesunderboob
source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kptm_8ZNUww
ORGANICGUY
I never saw this episode. Thanks.
Goku
http://imgur.com/uUPNX7E
Swinette
woah, mama.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Woah, papa.
FatThor89
Man she's pretty
SgtEziosRequiem
"I have a girlfriend!" "Well you look like the kind of fella that could use two!"
CliffordJohnsonMiller
So is Johnny, even in the cartoon. He's just kind of a dick. That's the problem.
Mirawatts
I was never sure if he was or not (still not sure). Cartoon proportion legs aside, I assumed he wasn't as attractive as he thought.
Livix
As I got older I always imagined Johnny Bravo as a mixed version of The Rock and Elvis. So pretty attractive if I were to say so.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
That's probably a reference to Johnny always saying "Man I'm pretty"
FatThor89
chonas
Except she gets laid all the time.
Schmedes
You're either too picky or too ugly. Fix one.
spuds31
Nah man. She's super macho and narcissistic and it always ends up scaring the guys away.
Mirawatts
She can tell me how attractive she is, as many times as she wants, but if she wants the sex I'm happy to oblige.
chonas
One night of loving doesn't require personality.
dramorak
I wonder which is worse: getting 0 sex, or getting all the sex, but getting dumped like yesterday's garbage afterwards
CrazyWeeds
Mirawatts
Neither. If sex is what you're looking for, then the former is worse. If you're putting out expecting to find love, then the latter is worse
iNeverPoopAtWork
That's a good answer but I'm afraid we're looking for philosophical, preachy one-liners. Thanks for trying!
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
In that case, "it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you can realize that violins is not the answer
TheRealGooberKelly
You forgot to add "intellectually dishonest and unnecessarily agressive"
ImAllergicToLife
Definitely the later. I've been without sex for a LONG time, and before I was stuck at home I was used a lot...
suazobomber
Same
SodaRayne
*latter
ImAllergicToLife
I knew you were coming as soon as I hit "Post," but I am disappointed that it's not psychotically sly.
OneCoolFrood
https://youtu.be/pbvrGiL_s70
iHveNoCleverName
This pleased me. Who is this?
OneCoolFrood
Literally in the title of the video.
iHveNoCleverName
OneCoolFrood
Ok I forgive you.