Jul 2, 2015 4:22 PM

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Before he lit the molotov cocktail..

14 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I don't see any fire, where is the fire ?

14 years ago | Likes 357 Dislikes 7

Happy Deathday!

14 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fuck everything about that.

14 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 3

if that thing was crawling on me i would shit my pants - literally poo will come out of my ass!

14 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 4

Kill it with Sriracha!

14 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

You are the luckiest motherfucker on the planet right now.

11 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

Are you trying to suffocate it? If not, you should.

14 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 6

Suddenly, death.

14 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

KILL IT WITH ALL THE THINGS!!!

14 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 9

I caught one, put it in a jar, gave him a stick, and let a few moths fly around inside. Made a great Halloween party display.

14 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck this and FUCK where ever you live

14 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Be-gone, Satan!!

14 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

True story: I once discovered I had a bedroom full of Black Widows. Don't leave your door open on windy days in Arizona.

14 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Put your dick in there!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Torture it and make it confess the location of the nest... and then BURN IT WITH FIREEEEEE!

14 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Thanks for the fist-sized hole in my monitor ¬_¬

14 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Just set my monitor on fire...

14 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

@tomtnp that "small" bottle is actually a 2liter flask.

14 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 10

@dimmidice - I can't even imagine how large that piece of paper is then.

14 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Fuck. That. Shit.

14 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ok. now nuke the bottle

14 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Its the only way to be sure... http://imgur.com/DpxfH

14 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You got your present, before I could wrap it.

14 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This picture is missing the following things: Fire, nuclear weapons, outer space, the fury of nuclear fusion in stars and a black hole.

14 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You captured it? Apparently, that spider is missing few legs. And is dead.

14 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It was almost your last birthday.

14 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

A Black FUCKING Widow?? No offense, but I'm NEVER visiting you. Sending you a Happy Birthday from VERY FUCKING FAR AWAY.

14 years ago | Likes 1044 Dislikes 9

its a fucking red back! same family

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

We have brown widows here.....It's almost the same...cept brownrecluse+blakcwidow

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not even gonna fix the spelling...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you teling me a brown recluse and a black widow have had spawn?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm telling you that I don't want to live on this planet anymore, yes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dude, burn your area. Now.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You missed the chance to become Spiderman and bang Kirsten Dunst

14 years ago | Likes 548 Dislikes 11

or emma stone.

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Been there. She is a starfish!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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13 years ago (deleted Feb 20, 2015 5:56 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Do you think he means Emma Stone yet?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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12 years ago (deleted Feb 20, 2015 5:49 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well does he?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0