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Jun 7, 2020 12:36 AM
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Davidleebroth
Priorities
Chantelevision
In Australia this is a skill taught by elders
HughJohnson55
Doing it with alcohol just makes you look like another moron.
decafcappuccino
Priorities priorities
moisttowlette69
My kinda lady right there.
SCP1504
It’s not a FAIL if the alcohol wasn’t lost.
grinner
No, he distinctly said "Oooh, Go Gurt!".
ThermoNuke
Glass bottle at the lake. Shame. SHHAMMEE.
catsandbeerandbeerandcats
Thank you!!! No glass should ever be near the water!
AkitaFuriosa
She needs a wing-dog
graehall
Aww, that dog looks so content. I <3 Goldens.
whatwouldyousayyoudohere
Funny water summer fun
jettybean64
And ?
burritomm
She know
rojasGuitarLifter
what's up .ray
Rashaan360
I don’t drink but I was about to shout don’t waste it. ?
slidebite72
The hero we really need
spikestevens
In this life, you figure out what's important and you give everything you have to protect it.
CaspianQuix
She's gonna be a great mom.
lagavulin16
Soon.
Harryteeters
*single mom
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
*Going* to be? Where do you think she learned to keep it stable?
slappy55
I’ll be the father
CaspianQuix
insomniapanda
No party foul happened that day
rampartfranklin
She’s a keeper.
Phun4u2
That's my girl!
Ilikatodoathechacha
bigjoe1113
As much as I like boobies you should wear a life vest when doing this. Especially under the influence.
GlobalIntrovertsClub
Grew up around lakes wore PFDs for all kinds of water activities, moved to the ocean never thought twice about not wearing one, weird
Yakatakaplah
Depending on the study something like 50-70% of drownings involve alcohol
twilli919
She died, so you're right
Morsalbum
sHe dIeD sO yOuRe rIgHt
tabunuf
Ok Daaaaad!
Adjusterrr
FantasyFuckFest
Idk I see 2 flotation devices
shaggy715
Invasive ductile carcinoma patients downvoted because they lost a flotation device or two
nateglen350
Only thing she is under, is water...
scifinovelist
Crap they were going slow, and once you drink out of the bottle it floats, she'll be fine. Surely you've never been boating.
Thranx
Super easy to get too far forward on the wake, fall forward and crack your head on the deck. Wear a life jacket behind a boat. Always.
imshibagel
I refuse letting people wakesurf on my boat if they don't have a vest. It's straight up careless
gebuzz
But what if I'm a really, really good swimmer?
oldselmersaxguy1
Said the little man in the boat.
imshibagel
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oldselmersaxguy1
Clitoris
tremboslice
Honestly hate that it’s so popular. The waves off the boat are so much bigger than from other activities.
catsandbeerandbeerandcats
I tried it once, it was super fun. But you're right, it gets annoying for anyone else on the water. And it can seriously fuck up nesting
catsandbeerandbeerandcats
Grounds for shore birds.
UWantSumFuk
You should refuse to even let them on your boat without a pfd
NBbubblegum
With how small PFDs have gotten, I agree. Back when they were *fucking huge* it was a bit much, especially if you're out fishing 8+ hrs
travg9331415
You live on the coast? I’ve never seen any situation where people were just all life vested up while chilling on a boat..
UWantSumFuk
I've been around lakes my whole life. 92% of boating related drowning deaths in AUS, and 86% in CAN were not wearing a pfd or lifejacket