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AlphaBulblax
I couldn't laugh because I was too stunned at how much I related.
originalusernamethatsnotoriginal
SOULMATE
forestfinagle
I have a stressful job and this is very true. Cruel joke is I can afford things but the energy to do them is gone.
VitusLutz
So can I.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Yep
snooberflerp
illsmith
ATRGromn
Literally me, with 90% of the things I say I'll do.
laestrella
I planned to go out with a friend a month and a half in advance. I spent two days dreading leaving the house.
Heytherebigsquare
I didn't know I was in the news!
Cocacoladinosaur
Source: The Onion
kmfcm
Sometimes it's anxiety. Sometimes you're so exhausted, you wish you could just look forward to sleeping for two days. Sometimes both.
Shooter14
Like all the people at work signing up for one of the tough mudder things? Looks like fun but I know I'd come up with an excuse not to go
HolyHellJezebel
Especially if you paid for it, then attendance is compulsory.
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
can't worry about obligation if you don't sign up
andweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I hate agreeing to something two weeks prior only to say the day of, "FUCCCCCCK, I don't wanna do anything tonight"
DeanOMiite
This bothered me through my 20s so now in my 30s I commit to nothing and it's amazing
srslydude
I don't understand how so many of you hate socializing and doing stuff. The only thing that gets me through the day sometimes is 1.2
srslydude
thinking about the fun thing I'm going to do later that evening. Hell, today I only managed to breathe when I thought of the coasters.
hotdogtime
Do you mean "fun" activity his g/f signed him up for?
BarMatt
The Onion; http://www.theonion.com/article/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-sign-55165
VitusLutz
"If I haven't seen it, it's new to me." - Charles Manson - - Family Guy
Captainplanetmotherfucker
I fucking hate anxiety. It's a weird feeling. I'm sitting her, doing nothing and I'm still so fucking anxious. What the fuck?
SerialKitten666
Your survival instincts are out of wack. Your brains looking for a reason, any reason, to engage in fight or flight, it's annoying as f.
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Flyndaran
A few years ago I would have told you to get bent. But as nasty as regular intense exercise is, it has helped mine as well.
Flyndaran
I started running to deal with diabetes, because fuck diabetes. But it's helped a few other issues I never would have thought it could.
brightintempas
Anticipatory anxiety, when you're anxious before something even happens, is by far the worst kind. Especially when you plan on something fun
SerialKitten666
...definitely not the worst anxiety but it does suck! Though I find it's one of the easiest to get distracted away from so that's nice!
SuckItBlue
Whenever I get that, I just imagine a brick in like the highest definition I can imagine. Image the small cracks and divots. The feel of it.
SuckItBlue
The color and the dimensions of it. Doing that for a couple minutes, at least for me, completely whittles away that anxiety.
gelirollking
Huh...that's interesting. I'll try it out.
BillNyesPenis
It's the only kind i ever experience and it's crushing.
Sirius48115
Nothing a stiff drink or 6 won't cure
Flyndaran
My best friend's mom is a semi-functional alcoholic, because that works better for her horrific anxiety than any medication so far. :(
chemist314
It makes me gag and almost vomit every time.
Flixster
The worst is when you feel that way for no reason. When there's nothing to anticipate but yet feel like something awful is going to happen.
gelirollking
I've done it since I was a kid. I cancel plans last minute all the time. (My boyfriend is beginning to hate it just as much as I do)
laestrella
I'm sure this is why I don't have many friends
gelirollking
Fuck friends. Who needs em.
Memgur
Don't masturbate to a schedule. That would stress me out as well.
iamthatonefriend
There's truth to this, actual scientific studies even. http://uncoveringintimacy.com/scheduled-sex-helpful-marriage/ shows pros and cons
LordWobblyCockIV
I had a nice wanking schedule, until my Nan "accidentally" overbooked the afternoon. That was an awkward communion...
CrimeThinker
Instructions unclear, fired from job.
FlamParadiddlediddle
but schedules are so sexy..I just can't help it
TemetNosce000
Chill out there Liz lemon
ThisMeansALot
Do you ever just say, I'm gonna whack after this drink? I drink 20 drinks a day brah
depressingcomments
Some times I'll sit at work all day thinking about the fun thing I'm going to do that night. And then the day goes on and on and on and my
CrunchyLookingLeaf
Left testicle begins to ache in anticipation while I slowly begin to peel the skin off my latest victim, German tourist with a sexy beard.
depressingcomments
soul is leeched from my body as I die inside. Then I get home and I don't feel like doing anything anymore.
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
upvoted in case that makes you happy
depressingcomments
That username
Muttmutt
Well that was depre.... username checks out
equityforpunks
That's me.
Memgur
next time just masturbate at work
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
SerialKitten666
Is that not...does not everyone feel this way...?
Janthran
idk when i get home i unwind with league with friends and still manage to have fun
briar147
This is me every day, even on a day off or weekend.
Qumefox
Same. because even on days off, I still end up worrying about all the shit that needs to be done.
StevieLouWho
Yep. Bed needs changing, kitchen needs scrubbing, washing needs drying, stuff needs tidying...let's just lie in bed until we hate ourselves