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UseTheForceLuke
Upvoted for this alone
Madisaur23
The saxophone one is actually awesome though
NapoleonDynOmite
#15 my wife and I went to the last Halloween movie. The only 2 other people sat next to us (reserved seats). They were my coworkers
clintbacca
Holy Shit #6. I was using St Johns Wart so I didn't top myself, and there was ZERO nookie going on.
miscurieus
He taught us the 3 cheese blend for our pizza and a salsa for our hearts.
dontfloatmygoat
Ok he could lose a few pounds but male pattern baldness really sucks.
StenYngve
#7 damn that's fast. Those damn cooking shows expecting me to keep up. The editors could at least've circled the cheeses as he mentioned'em.
Deardiaryjackpot
That last one had me crying, thank you! +1
camelsp1der
This is clearly a dump that requires unmuting. Unfortunately, my wife is sound asleep beside me, and would gut me like a fish.
Panserclaw
A good solid dump.
sbthree169000
Theater guy looked like you caught him mid wank
Eaterofapples
#4 I have that same countertop
fragglestckcar
Taking a picture of somebody else in the theater is weird as hell.
Phriendzone
Talk about having “sax appeal”.
Adamarket
I had a good laugh at least 4 times watching those.
FisheswithDynamite
A fine dump. Worthy of praise. I bestow upon you, my upvote.
shart389112
Where can I find the source for #4?
LSUguy
Bam Bam - Sister Nancy
KyleButNotThatKyle
This is a great, weird dump.
knudude
ToSisPoS
Bulldog done did a bulldog. Classic
Dragondraikk
#4 Anyone know the actual music source?
CeoHuntingSeason
The real song ("Knock knock") doesn't have the sounds he "makes" with its mouth; 1/5
mysfarfar
”Knock knock” by Scattle. It’s from the Hotline Miami soundtrack
newphonewhodees
Wait was Johnny cash Uncle Ben in the 2000s Spider-Man?
MajikMessiah
#14 Willem DaFoe got a tan
puppyflips
MajikMessiah
https://youtu.be/fTmtFQV5iEk
UseTheForceLuke
Work it girl
FeifonGitz
Yes! : )
RenegadeSci
Notice the cameraman just panned out to see what would happen.
NergalJester
#3 what MegaMan stage is that from?
sirsavage2875
I'm gonna whoop your ass.
Hordak79
Oldie but goodie
MagnorCriol
I will never ever not laugh at that clip. It’s sublime.
TheOriginalMikeMan
#20
krob2727
Come to Apple store in the next 20 mins if you want an ass kicking
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
BenderRodriguz1010
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Wait - I didn't quite get that 3-chesse-blend for pizza recipe. Could you do it again, but with big red circles and arrows?
Hordak79
Palmerou
MajikMessiah
Give that man 3 Michelin stars
Elmarrr
He forgot some cheese from the bowl though so definitely some room for improvement
hiImyourcat
I'm just wondering if it works with other cheeses
wowi5772
Turns out one of my 3cheeses already was a 3cheese blend... Now I have a 5 cheese blend I didn't ask for. How do I get 2 cheeses out again?
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Yeah, I hate it when that happens.
QuackWok
Tweezers
AnimalRescueGuy
#1 Thanks for spelling it correctly. We’re trying hard to wipe out the double-L, E, and (Heaven help us all) Y people. The false Alans.
MrJimmyRustles
Dr. Alan Grant - scene was a daytime nightmare in JP 3.
Ryebread91
With a y? Like alyn?
Einstein9073
I used to work with a guy named Yllen. He sends his regards
AnimalRescueGuy
Thanks for reporting him to the authorities. His wrongness will be dealt with.
v3rtabreaker
As an Alan, I think every other spelling is wrong.
boddybaggz
theibbz
How do you even spell alan with a y? Ylan? Ayan? Alay?
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Ylyn
EchoOfSnac
⅄Ẏyƴ
Kablah15
Alyn *shudders*
dexlamrg
Alyn.
IllBeOverAt5
In Spanish, wouldn't Allen be pronounced Ayen? I don't know... I took Spanish over 20 years ago
nodyourhead
Alan.
LadySwerve
Allyn?
IOnlyReplyInGifsGetOverIt
jacquiduzac
What? Was this in the office?
Doomgriever
S9 E21 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livin%27_the_Dream
IOnlyReplyInGifsGetOverIt
Rebelteam5
Ok but who's car was it? Gabe's?
Jafarce
David Wallace's