Mar 28, 2021 7:00 PM
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Finding his "higher power...
Fiiiiiiiigaro
This might be fun for some; but, can trigger others psychosis. Don't involve those who did not consent, it can be dangerous.
jamesCosmosBaron
The rest of the story is next week there’s a bake sale at St. Mary’s. £20 a baked dozen...
watgula9
Funny. Just like they did old days burn “sage” people get high and stare at strange drawings on church glass windows.
YoshiMeatSuit
Now that's how you find Jesus!
ChalkCoatedDonut
Old man trying to get them closer to Jesus, some sooner than others due to negative reaction to the weed.
Yourpoliticalpartyisaterroristorganization
So that story we always heard about drugs in our Halloween candy pretty mich came true?
Scubasteve99
Yea as much as i love cannabis, dont drug people without their knowledge, very uncool indeed.
AMLejane214
Let’s all calm down and relax lol
Subsound
2017 https://www.vice.com/en/article/gvkbjm/74-year-old-man-accused-of-getting-his-entire-church-high-on-weed-cookies
spontaneous9
It is NEVER OK to dose people without their knowledge! I smoke weed, but just NOPE! People get killed, arrested, hospitalized, scared, etc.
Thetiredmechanic
But is it a sin?
ThaneofGlamis
Wasn’t the original purpose of the censer (sp?) to burn hallucinogenic herbs for to help with the holy experience?
TheKig
Must have been good cookies if EVERYONE ate them. Maybe I need to go back to church.
zafner
This is called "poisoning" and it's a felony
KiwiGameDev
Wasn’t MK Ultra considered severe torture for administering LSD without people being aware of it?
zfournier16
I bet he was laughing his ass off after he said he used his "kids butter" lol
duhqueenmoki
Putting something into somebody else's body without permission is generally frowned upon.
jayferTraveler
Accused...?
StaggerRhythms
But after one bite you can tell they taste funny, right? Or am I bad at making weed cookies
DoomSquirter
I got passed a heroin laced joint once with some friend of friends. I nearly killed the guy out of anger. drugging ppl is evil shit
theothermeisnthere
Accused...
georgedragonslayer
Someone dosed me with LSD at work one day. I love LSD. But NOT COOL. NOT COOL AT ALL!
ProppaGanda
If he used LSD they would meet their god
LargePoutine
They experienced an altared state of consciousness.
SeeMyVests
I mean, I see what you did there...
Amen. It would have made me very cross.
TheBelcherKids
urgotobekiddingme
This guy had orders to bot post videos. Went to jail after that one. Was a while back.
Jheklstuff
Who is this?
BagFullOfMommy
Shit like this is why I have food anxiety (I don't eat anything I didn't make), I'd beat his 74 year old ass if he pulled that shit on me.
notsleeping
I don’t eat anything that wasn’t made in my kitchen or a restaurant. Too many problems in the past with potlucks, etc.
AtlasFoodDeliverySystem
Wow, no restaurants ever?
The only time I ever go to a restaurant is when family comes to visit and they drag me to one.
VitaminJay
If you have serious allergies restaurants are a no-go regardless.
drGrafenberg
You should probably seek help for that - sounds debilitating.
FeyLily
Could be lots of reasons for that, like allergies or strict dietary restrictions (Crohns, celiac, etc)
Yeah, but if it leads to anxiety, there are additional problems.
thevortexmaster
Food anxiety? That's a new one for me. Never eat take out or go to a restaurant? Have dinner at a friends house/parents house?
My father is dead and I haven't spoken to my mother since I was 17, I avoid restaurants like the plague unless absolutely necessary. 1/?
Due to making everything I eat I am a better cook than my friends / family so if we have dinner I am the one that makes it. 2/2
Crazy. Well whatever works for you. I don't judge
nosoupforoldmen
As an occasional smoker of weed: Edibles can really kick your ass and they aren't fun for everyone.
Lobo82
I had a rice crispy treat and thought I was having a heart attack. Not fun. The high was cool for a bit, but the death feeling...nah.
JulietteCapulet
Yeah... your heart beating at Mach 10 for 8 hours straight, not super fun
GoodKingFuzzwumps
Edibles hit everyone hard the first time. I ate half a tray of pot krispies thinking it didn't work...wild time afterwards.
Even the government run dispensaries where I live sell edibles with a ton of THC in them. I only needhalf a milligram to get high but 1/2
their stuff is like 5 to 10 mg per edible 2/2
juicynibbler
I took a 100mg edible the other day. Not fun
TheDancingMango
Geez, I start having a bad time and anything over 25 mg
purdhapley
Oh my gosh, that’s terrible! Where? What church? Is it close?
Choman82
And "don't tell me he is going to do it once more!"
WonderfunkJones
Legit, there is a weed church in Big Bear, CA. Been to it. Probably the most successful tax-free biz ever.
gtollie
Same time next week Milton ?
DontLookUpFairyflies
Eh.. as funny as this is, drugging people ain't funny. Especially non users/with edibles. They could kill someone driving etc... Js
Dwalker2
You must be fun at parties.
sliveroflight
If I were in the military and got an Other Than Honorable discharge because of somebody's idea of a joke, I'd be pissed.
FluxSagrie
Suggest it, offer it, great more power to ya. sneaking it, WILDLY DANGEROUS. alergies are a thing even outside of the imparment.
iamnowhere
Our the ppk who have to drug test for their employer, they could lose their jobs
WeNeedToChange
Edibles take longer to hit you and have an intensiver effect, it is about tolerance of each. Don't play with that shit.
loser9999
Also allergies, i know a guy who is very allergic to weed
covfefe
Couple kids did this to a class in college including the professor. Got charged with felonies if I remember correctly.
Snooj
And just because he's old doesn't mean everyone else is. Could be some parents in there with kids and the whole family has cookies.
MelodiousDissonance
Just envisioned this happening to my grandparents and all the different meds they are on,who knows how many interactions that would have eep
ThereAreManyOthersLikeItButThisOneIsMine
The only weed/drug interaction I'm familiar with is that frequent use makes anesthetics less effective. Not to say there aren't others tho
Takethejump
Yeah, unless it's already that kind of crowd, that's a dick move.
Toastfrog
I agree,. I have no problem with ppl doing weed but dont force it on me plz
Ittouchesthetoilet
Yeah agreed, I like edibles but if someone tricked me into eating them I'd be pissed off.
TheJellyfishh
This is true. I do think it's funny that he was 74 tho...
Well when you really think about it, most of the Hippies were born in the 1940s,1950s and 1960s. Guess how old they are now.
Inarticulated
Jesus, take the wheel..
DanielYamCliff
Lmao
IPlayWithFire
those deaths would just be part of gods plan he works in mysterious ways god wanted them drugged or he wouldve stopped the old man
Also every dumb ass that caught covid from church and is dead...god didnt protect them because they just didnt pray hard enough I suppose
Dragonfury5
Or recovering addicts who absolutely refuse to take even painkillers cus they don't wanna trigger a reoccurrence. This would devastate them
OddOod
I was unaware weed could cause relapse. Good to know
Often a recovering addict will rehook onto ANY buzz giver, if they get a taste.
fair
conglacious
Could get someone fired as well.
railroadman22
WAP
Was this meant for a different post? I've seen it glitch and put it on the wrong ones sometimes. This is pot cookies at church post
thegarts
?
Hell even in small doses (30/60mg) when I first started, I could barely fucking walk and had weird time-delay/slowmo vision ? 8+ hours
dankbro1989
Not sure how much was in the first brownie I ate, but I was high the next day and was just blinking all day.
Bluegrasslass
Yep! I had W I D E S C R E E N vision. It was not pleasant, and I KNEW what I had taken ...
Dominator497
10 mg is a standard dose. 5mg is a half dose. No wonder you were slowmo homie!
Ah, my bad then ? At the time I was getting 30mg/80¢, easy to overdo it when it's so cheap I guess
30 / 60mg is not a small dose for edibles, a standard first time dose is like 5 or 10mg.
loma45
I do 10mg, and I'm a 200lb dude who does it regularly. Still sends me to the moon each time
AimForTheBushes
Shiiiiiit
Yeah, my standard dose Is 50, and I'm a weed farmer. Normal people should start at 10-15.
LastStickOfRAM
Ecto gammat
noproblllama
LetTheWorldBurnSinceNoOneFFFingCares
Never without my permission
BeaveIt2Leaver
HubicPairs
Very agreed. Being on drugs is cool on purpose, coming up on drugs on accident is terrifying.
Melusin
First time, they put hashish in the hookah, second time different friend gave me a joint without telling me it was laced.
IKEjr09
Did this "friend" deal?
Yeah. Its just a meme. It's just for laughs. You're right, though, but memes are memes . Meant for a laugh, not to be taken seriously.
only90skidswillgetthis
It's just a social experiment
GoGoGadgetBinoculars
a screenshot of an article is a meme now? ok
ChicaFoxy
If I had a penny for everytime someone said this and then realized true human nature...
kastewbeef
I fear, in our Age of Enlightenment, our collective sense of humor has suffered. Comedy has a long history of illuminating our faults. BTJM
yoursexyneighbour
Memes are not true?
LinkGoesHIYAAA
Meme =/= Headline of an article about a real event that transpired.
zwomally
This is one of the dumbest responses I’ve seen in a while.
Is it a meme though? ?https://www.vice.com/en/article/gvkbjm/74-year-old-man-accused-of-getting-his-entire-church-high-on-weed-cookies
BeardedMountainMann
Oh that Mr Jones is a rascal
CatatonicCowMoo
I was reading, saw it was in Bloomington, and promptly lost my shit.
heartlessninja6
The whole Harambe thing was horrible and he’s a meme.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
I don’t think a picture of an article headline is really a meme.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It technically is, if people share it. But it's not *just* a meme. It's a real thing that happened to real people.
threecorgisinatrenchcoat
Funny image editted/created about an event = meme. Screenshot of actual article headline with nothing added = not a meme.
Fiiiiiiiigaro
This might be fun for some; but, can trigger others psychosis. Don't involve those who did not consent, it can be dangerous.
jamesCosmosBaron
The rest of the story is next week there’s a bake sale at St. Mary’s. £20 a baked dozen...
watgula9
Funny. Just like they did old days burn “sage” people get high and stare at strange drawings on church glass windows.
YoshiMeatSuit
Now that's how you find Jesus!
ChalkCoatedDonut
Old man trying to get them closer to Jesus, some sooner than others due to negative reaction to the weed.
Yourpoliticalpartyisaterroristorganization
So that story we always heard about drugs in our Halloween candy pretty mich came true?
Scubasteve99
Yea as much as i love cannabis, dont drug people without their knowledge, very uncool indeed.
AMLejane214
Let’s all calm down and relax lol
Subsound
2017 https://www.vice.com/en/article/gvkbjm/74-year-old-man-accused-of-getting-his-entire-church-high-on-weed-cookies
spontaneous9
It is NEVER OK to dose people without their knowledge! I smoke weed, but just NOPE! People get killed, arrested, hospitalized, scared, etc.
Thetiredmechanic
But is it a sin?
ThaneofGlamis
Wasn’t the original purpose of the censer (sp?) to burn hallucinogenic herbs for to help with the holy experience?
TheKig
Must have been good cookies if EVERYONE ate them. Maybe I need to go back to church.
zafner
This is called "poisoning" and it's a felony
KiwiGameDev
Wasn’t MK Ultra considered severe torture for administering LSD without people being aware of it?
zfournier16
I bet he was laughing his ass off after he said he used his "kids butter" lol
duhqueenmoki
Putting something into somebody else's body without permission is generally frowned upon.
jayferTraveler
Accused...?
StaggerRhythms
But after one bite you can tell they taste funny, right? Or am I bad at making weed cookies
DoomSquirter
I got passed a heroin laced joint once with some friend of friends. I nearly killed the guy out of anger. drugging ppl is evil shit
theothermeisnthere
Accused...
georgedragonslayer
Someone dosed me with LSD at work one day. I love LSD. But NOT COOL. NOT COOL AT ALL!
ProppaGanda
If he used LSD they would meet their god
LargePoutine
They experienced an altared state of consciousness.
SeeMyVests
I mean, I see what you did there...
spontaneous9
Amen. It would have made me very cross.
TheBelcherKids
urgotobekiddingme
This guy had orders to bot post videos. Went to jail after that one. Was a while back.
Jheklstuff
Who is this?
BagFullOfMommy
Shit like this is why I have food anxiety (I don't eat anything I didn't make), I'd beat his 74 year old ass if he pulled that shit on me.
notsleeping
I don’t eat anything that wasn’t made in my kitchen or a restaurant. Too many problems in the past with potlucks, etc.
AtlasFoodDeliverySystem
Wow, no restaurants ever?
BagFullOfMommy
The only time I ever go to a restaurant is when family comes to visit and they drag me to one.
VitaminJay
If you have serious allergies restaurants are a no-go regardless.
drGrafenberg
You should probably seek help for that - sounds debilitating.
FeyLily
Could be lots of reasons for that, like allergies or strict dietary restrictions (Crohns, celiac, etc)
drGrafenberg
Yeah, but if it leads to anxiety, there are additional problems.
thevortexmaster
Food anxiety? That's a new one for me. Never eat take out or go to a restaurant? Have dinner at a friends house/parents house?
BagFullOfMommy
My father is dead and I haven't spoken to my mother since I was 17, I avoid restaurants like the plague unless absolutely necessary. 1/?
BagFullOfMommy
Due to making everything I eat I am a better cook than my friends / family so if we have dinner I am the one that makes it. 2/2
thevortexmaster
Crazy. Well whatever works for you. I don't judge
nosoupforoldmen
As an occasional smoker of weed: Edibles can really kick your ass and they aren't fun for everyone.
Lobo82
I had a rice crispy treat and thought I was having a heart attack. Not fun. The high was cool for a bit, but the death feeling...nah.
JulietteCapulet
Yeah... your heart beating at Mach 10 for 8 hours straight, not super fun
GoodKingFuzzwumps
Edibles hit everyone hard the first time. I ate half a tray of pot krispies thinking it didn't work...wild time afterwards.
nosoupforoldmen
Even the government run dispensaries where I live sell edibles with a ton of THC in them. I only needhalf a milligram to get high but 1/2
nosoupforoldmen
their stuff is like 5 to 10 mg per edible 2/2
juicynibbler
I took a 100mg edible the other day. Not fun
TheDancingMango
Geez, I start having a bad time and anything over 25 mg
purdhapley
Oh my gosh, that’s terrible! Where? What church? Is it close?
Choman82
And "don't tell me he is going to do it once more!"
WonderfunkJones
Legit, there is a weed church in Big Bear, CA. Been to it. Probably the most successful tax-free biz ever.
gtollie
Same time next week Milton ?
DontLookUpFairyflies
Eh.. as funny as this is, drugging people ain't funny. Especially non users/with edibles. They could kill someone driving etc... Js
Dwalker2
You must be fun at parties.
sliveroflight
If I were in the military and got an Other Than Honorable discharge because of somebody's idea of a joke, I'd be pissed.
FluxSagrie
Suggest it, offer it, great more power to ya. sneaking it, WILDLY DANGEROUS. alergies are a thing even outside of the imparment.
iamnowhere
Our the ppk who have to drug test for their employer, they could lose their jobs
WeNeedToChange
Edibles take longer to hit you and have an intensiver effect, it is about tolerance of each. Don't play with that shit.
loser9999
Also allergies, i know a guy who is very allergic to weed
covfefe
Couple kids did this to a class in college including the professor. Got charged with felonies if I remember correctly.
Snooj
And just because he's old doesn't mean everyone else is. Could be some parents in there with kids and the whole family has cookies.
MelodiousDissonance
Just envisioned this happening to my grandparents and all the different meds they are on,who knows how many interactions that would have eep
ThereAreManyOthersLikeItButThisOneIsMine
The only weed/drug interaction I'm familiar with is that frequent use makes anesthetics less effective. Not to say there aren't others tho
Takethejump
Yeah, unless it's already that kind of crowd, that's a dick move.
Toastfrog
I agree,. I have no problem with ppl doing weed but dont force it on me plz
Ittouchesthetoilet
Yeah agreed, I like edibles but if someone tricked me into eating them I'd be pissed off.
TheJellyfishh
This is true. I do think it's funny that he was 74 tho...
spontaneous9
Well when you really think about it, most of the Hippies were born in the 1940s,1950s and 1960s. Guess how old they are now.
Inarticulated
Jesus, take the wheel..
DanielYamCliff
Lmao
IPlayWithFire
those deaths would just be part of gods plan he works in mysterious ways god wanted them drugged or he wouldve stopped the old man
DontLookUpFairyflies
IPlayWithFire
Also every dumb ass that caught covid from church and is dead...god didnt protect them because they just didnt pray hard enough I suppose
Dragonfury5
Or recovering addicts who absolutely refuse to take even painkillers cus they don't wanna trigger a reoccurrence. This would devastate them
OddOod
I was unaware weed could cause relapse. Good to know
Dragonfury5
Often a recovering addict will rehook onto ANY buzz giver, if they get a taste.
OddOod
fair
conglacious
Could get someone fired as well.
railroadman22
WAP
Dragonfury5
Was this meant for a different post? I've seen it glitch and put it on the wrong ones sometimes. This is pot cookies at church post
thegarts
?
DontLookUpFairyflies
Hell even in small doses (30/60mg) when I first started, I could barely fucking walk and had weird time-delay/slowmo vision ? 8+ hours
dankbro1989
Not sure how much was in the first brownie I ate, but I was high the next day and was just blinking all day.
Bluegrasslass
Yep! I had W I D E S C R E E N vision. It was not pleasant, and I KNEW what I had taken ...
Dominator497
10 mg is a standard dose. 5mg is a half dose. No wonder you were slowmo homie!
DontLookUpFairyflies
Ah, my bad then ? At the time I was getting 30mg/80¢, easy to overdo it when it's so cheap I guess
BagFullOfMommy
30 / 60mg is not a small dose for edibles, a standard first time dose is like 5 or 10mg.
loma45
I do 10mg, and I'm a 200lb dude who does it regularly. Still sends me to the moon each time
AimForTheBushes
Shiiiiiit
Takethejump
Yeah, my standard dose Is 50, and I'm a weed farmer. Normal people should start at 10-15.
LastStickOfRAM
Ecto gammat
noproblllama
LetTheWorldBurnSinceNoOneFFFingCares
Never without my permission
BeaveIt2Leaver
HubicPairs
Very agreed. Being on drugs is cool on purpose, coming up on drugs on accident is terrifying.
Melusin
First time, they put hashish in the hookah, second time different friend gave me a joint without telling me it was laced.
IKEjr09
Did this "friend" deal?
marvelgrl76
Yeah. Its just a meme. It's just for laughs. You're right, though, but memes are memes . Meant for a laugh, not to be taken seriously.
only90skidswillgetthis
It's just a social experiment
GoGoGadgetBinoculars
a screenshot of an article is a meme now? ok
ChicaFoxy
If I had a penny for everytime someone said this and then realized true human nature...
kastewbeef
I fear, in our Age of Enlightenment, our collective sense of humor has suffered. Comedy has a long history of illuminating our faults. BTJM
yoursexyneighbour
Memes are not true?
LinkGoesHIYAAA
Meme =/= Headline of an article about a real event that transpired.
zwomally
This is one of the dumbest responses I’ve seen in a while.
DontLookUpFairyflies
Is it a meme though? ?https://www.vice.com/en/article/gvkbjm/74-year-old-man-accused-of-getting-his-entire-church-high-on-weed-cookies
BeardedMountainMann
Oh that Mr Jones is a rascal
CatatonicCowMoo
I was reading, saw it was in Bloomington, and promptly lost my shit.
heartlessninja6
The whole Harambe thing was horrible and he’s a meme.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
I don’t think a picture of an article headline is really a meme.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It technically is, if people share it. But it's not *just* a meme. It's a real thing that happened to real people.
threecorgisinatrenchcoat
Funny image editted/created about an event = meme. Screenshot of actual article headline with nothing added = not a meme.