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Feb 9, 2018 4:52 AM
allotherusernamestaken89
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DangerTrain
I don't think you know what "passive aggressive" means, but why should you, you don't even crop.
secretlyarabbit
+1 for the McDreamy quote <3
aalcoholism
#1 was my curse when Myspace was around. That little "Online Now" icon popped on my profile & seconds later I was gettin blown up on my Razr
EvilKam
SweetrollTheif
The thing about the online an hour late one, I dont turn off my computer... Ironically, The only time my computer is off, is when Im at it!
SweetrollTheif
or power outage
GoldenRamoth
Fun fact: I like cheaper TP because it doesn't shred like "high quality" Charmin or quilted northern does.
IsACouchASeat
Cottonelle. Can't go back to the cheap.
tallquasi
Charmin ultra strong, my dude.
GoldenRamoth
I just got a bidet instead. I don't really need strong wipes, just enough to dry. lol
shhep
#1 my retarded laptop turns itself on an random intervals. If you leave FB open, that sure as fuck looks suspicious.
TwistedNerve08
My Xbox does that sometimes, haven’t figured out why yet. I don’t have auto updates turned on either.
Desertwanderer
Actually turn it off then instead of putting it on sleep mode then.
pumpkintits007
Wait is this an actual thing because it'd make me feel so much better about my boyfriend being online after saying goodnight
septillion
I just never turn my computer off after I go to bed, so it probably says I'm always on
StandingMan
If your computer is on with facebook open you are always online, i think it goes for the app too
nastywomen
#3 is errrthang
Deathtospam
Charmin Ultra-Soft FTMFW.
Headstereo
Sheep wool into paper lol
Zziltoid
claim to care bout the environment, but don't use recycled TP? Nuh uh.
Durtschi
eeew
ManLonG
yer fuckin ten-ply, bud
nastywomen
More so, is must be as soft as an angel's golden lock of hair for wipe after wipe of poopknife turdery. And leave no trace of clit lint.
LuftwaffeLolis
"Clit lint"
metalfoto
+1 usename
AdditionNumberOne
+1
EvilKam
Username checks out.