IhaveTP4Bunghole
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Yeah. Punish the pot head by sending him to work in a cannabis plantation....
Feb 4, 2018 6:49 PM
IhaveTP4Bunghole
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Yeah. Punish the pot head by sending him to work in a cannabis plantation....
garethGod
Correct her
enderite
She gonna get so much pussy.
cheeseburger
then shes going to come home with a girlfriend
BulkSausage
And their daughter said... https://imgur.com/aGOPKDp
tdvideo
Ironically the only virgin will probably be the statue in front of the building.
L1ota
Don't spoil this for her!
enderite
Your cousin’s daughter...
TravisTee34
(About all girl private school) “we all had to wear two pairs of pants. They were terrified that we’d have anything to do with boys...”
TravisTee34
“Meanwhile, I was in a dorm full of girls, and quite happy.” - Sandi Toksvig
TheMightyMoto
So your cousin's kids about to get a lot of ladies. Good on her.
surv3y0r
That's...not how it works tho...?
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WeCanRebuildhim
Met my first girlfriend at an all girls school. The look on my mother's face was priceless, unlike the cost of the schooling.
impkid
And this is why some people stay closeted all their lives
propyro
Seriously, I'd be embarrassed as hell if I were gay and my parents sent me to a sausage fest concentration camp to "straighten out".
MrFnortner
Or suspending students who cut class. "Oh please Brer Fox, whatever you do, please don't throw me into the briar patch."
SemperFiZero
Her reaction.
HorsefaceBeeguy
magila
I went to a Catholic School and only 2 of the teachers were lesbians, and the Priest went to prison but they wouldn't tell us why.
Noober13
FookinPrawns
IMakeDiapersAndDiaperAccessories
...sauce please. :^)
FookinPrawns
Jodie Foster when she was younger. They asked her what kind of boy she liked, and she came out of the closet many years later.
Shadoweclipse13
Your cousin is an asshole for thinking he needs to "correct" her in the first place. Funny that he'd send her to an all-girls school though.
IMakeDiapersAndDiaperAccessories
That is literally all of the things going on in this post. Glad you were able to read the subtle nuances involved!
Shadoweclipse13
Wasn't really that subtle. Haha. Bigots annoy me, and religious ones even worse. I get annoyed that terrible people live, the older I get.
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
Many friends went to an all girl catholic school, one say, "you exit it as a nun, slut, lesbian or a bitch."
gadlen
50% success rate, eh?
bawdeepinsheep
why not all 4?
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
Maybe that's being too greedy. I asked what she was then and she replied, "oh I'm a bitch".
krisslanza
Anime has taught me that girls at All-Girls Catholic schools are all lesbians. Even the nuns. The nuns are also hot.
ChromeEagle
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Sauce?
ChromeEagle
Haganai
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
GiraffeicsInterchangeFormat
Must you link porn on a random nonsexual post talking about gay people?
alsoAzrael
Idk what you're talking about dude, it's obviously just an upvote gif.
Rexli78
That was a dildo in the original video wasn't it?
Ecastillo
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
.
DanFromGrimReaperGutters
There was girl on my block who's parents sent her to an all girls boarding school. According to her it was filled with lesbians.
IhaveTP4Bunghole
Horny teenage girls locked in a building with no dicks around, what do you expect?
Rexli78
It's called situational sexuality. Same thing happens to chimpanzees in zoos and people in prison for long stretches of time.
DjNeHi
VenkmanBURNinHELL
Hey, isn't that Hedy Lamar!
twothumbs0
It's Hedley.
L4dead2
And to the evviul
Jamnew60
Pray the gay away might be the dumbest thing ever.
ReaLifeSmeagol
You need to be introduced to the Vice President Of The United States, Mike Pence, who supports Electroshock Therapy for gays.
Rexli78
As much as I loathe Mike Pence he does not support Electroshock. https://www.snopes.com/mike-pence-supported-gay-conversion-therapy/ However
Rexli78
he has opposed every piece of legislation that has ever attempted to extend anti-discrimination policies to the LGBT community, and ever
Rexli78
attempt to enforce the equal protection clause in regards to the LGBT community.
84USNGT
I got sent to a all male private school for being gay. It was awesome! Then I joined the Navy in an all male, all volunteer warfare group.
84USNGT
:)
rocketturttle
so... bubble head?
tdvideo
rocketturttle
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bubble-head
tdvideo
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Bubble-Head_Charm
84USNGT
Bingo
rocketturttle
hahaha you axle greasers never disappoint me!
SassySailor
But I’m a cheerleader
bhazor
Hang up the chick habit.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
albinoALPACA
Explain?
zoezoebelle
Classic lesbian film about a cheerleader who is sent to a correctional camp
Illthinkofausernamelater
There's a movie caked "But I'm a cheerleader", spout a girl sent to a conversion therapy camp. Actually super funny and good movie.
skipperpop2525
Sauce anyone?
creaothceann
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0848228/
somenumbers
Well played.
Mostlydeadpool
that's one way to quietly support her life choice and publically be able to be a good christian?
nosoupforoldmen
It isn't a choice to be gay though
Twasnotluckbutskill
Catholic and Christian are not the same thing tho
Twasnotluckbutskill
Lmao so much hate for being wrong. Kind imgur community delivers again
SaikyoStyle
The same way beef and meat isn't the same either.
hotdropoclock
Calm down there, Martin Luther.
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
Catholics are christian bur nor all Christians are Catholic. So op ain't wrong
Emberpaw
Not all humans are clowns but all clowns are human ... similar example
thorkun
Say what?
Twasnotluckbutskill
To me anyway. I was raised Catholic and have been to Baptist churches as well. Big difference.
thorkun
The difference may be big, but catholics are christian whether you like it or not. Sunni and Shiite muslims are quite different, wars are
thorkun
fought over it, but they are both still muslim.
nateglen350
Yep, I would definitely feel safe sending my children to a catholic school. They have such a spotless reputation, ever since the crusades
Rexli78
Depends what Order of Catholics and the geographic location of the school, certain regions are more liberal than others.
nateglen350
You be correct, and I should have stated that, but not enough characters to fully explain my thought.
aerodynamit3
Double reverse. Good play
DrSchmolls
"Good Christian"
tsunamisue
The best Christian (there ARE good ones) in a situation like that, in my opinion, would hug their kid and say " love you no matter what!"
DrSchmolls
That's what I'm saying, good christians don't do anything for publicity, they wouldn't try to "correct" their kid
celestedrake
Also wouldn't think it is bad either, unless Catholic... Jesus said love (of neighbors and God) come first and most of the rules of the (1)
celestedrake
OT can be overlooked if they are against love. Peter was the one to have the rules of no homosexuality... Outside of Catholicism, Peter is(2
Misplacedtesticle
Please elaborate
DrSchmolls
Implying that being a "good Christian" requires you to disapprove of your gay or lesbian children
Matryoshka524
Still displaying a hateful persona. Isn't the #1 rule to love all others and leave the judgement to God?
MattRexPuns
There's a big difference between leaving judgement to God and saying everything's okay.
AmachiHitsugi
No that's #2, and actually it's "love others as yourself." Pretty close though. #1 is love God.
IhaveTP4Bunghole
I fear she will be tormented by the nuns.
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Honestly if it comes out she probably won't be accepted by many of her classmates either. Other lesbians are probably in hiding.
blinblambloo
A bunch of catholic schools in Latin America are good
NotWrenP
Some people would pay good money for that
jessicacupcake
Some people do pay good money for that
Bossdogs
Yeah, this whole thing could fuck her up. Just do your best to give her the support you can
KeeleonOhms
MistressLyda
That is far from unlikely, and/or by the other students. I hope it goes well with her, and that it is not a hidden "correction facility".
IhaveTP4Bunghole
Small town. Not quite 2018 yet there.
MistressLyda
Hit and miss either way. But if he wants to find a place to "fix" her, the odds are decent for that he will find a place that will try.
IhaveTP4Bunghole
There in lies my concern.
HorsefaceBeeguy
Hope not
SlackerTactical
Is that better or worse than being tormented by the runs
chelsiedagger
Everyone is tormented by nuns. Trust me, I went to catholic school. She's better off at an all girls school. She'll have a great time
floriandg
Not as bad as you think,even the nuns " sin" from time to time,being to a Catholic boarding school myself
plainlyruth
Nuns at my daughter's all girl Catholic HS here in US were awesome teachers to all. A few lesbians in her class, all good kids.
wyattkm1
I went to an all-girl Catholic HS. The nuns were some of my favorite teachers. Strict but maternal, and passionate about teaching.
plainlyruth
The nuns at my Catholic university were caring teachers and administrators as well. Many fascinating women in that religious order.
Somethinginthewoodshed
Sister Euphemia is always down for some fun
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
this strikes a chord. My daughter might think she's Bi, and has been busted for pot.
margaritaville
Wait, all girls isn't bi?
whatupmyknitters
so what are your feelings on her maybe being bi?
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
She's my kid. Gay, straight, bi.... She's my kid
Radix865
Make sure to do the dad joke if she comes clean on it. Since it sounds like it's uncertain there.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Maybe she’s smoking bc she’s afraid you might not accept her? Or are u just making a joke? I can’t tell, it’s Imgur
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
She knows im good with it, I told her I'd love her no matter what. She's my kid. Her Catholic mom however....
acme64
well there's the problem, when you put the catholic before the mom
propyro
I'm from a Catholic family, took them a while to get over my cousin coming out in his 20's and that he'd been with his now husband for years
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
I'll get her over it, ohana always wins
propyro
It's been a few years, but it all shook out in the end. You're doing the right thing.
IhaveTP4Bunghole
This is in Latin America, where there are many catholic boarding schools.
seandel20189000
Man that girl is gonna come out kinky as fuck
ArtSparkle
I love your username
IhaveTP4Bunghole
I like yours too
pres2pond
I'm pretty sure that's the plot of at least one anime.
VrryBurntpork
This is one of the most successful double dips I've ever seen.
PanEdaCat
Nice! This is what my mom’s parents did to her gay sister. Worked out super well, she told me she had like 3 amazing/serious girlfriends.
ChanningTastum
BababaMoooya1
Lmao
irlborat
Lesbian lats, my favorite
Pseudosim
Digsby
How big a deal is the move? Same city? Far away? Will it make her break contact with friends?
IhaveTP4Bunghole
Different city. About 45km from her home town, but she might as well be hundreds of miles away.
WARHAMMER405
With all due respect but your cousin needs a vicious backhand slap across the face with a welding glove.
Cyzyk
Hey, he's doing the right thing! She'll learn all about being a lesbian.
Bigemedic
Ka-Ching!
StupidIdeaMaschine
Her diary on the first day of school: JACKPOT!
pareidoliaperson
Where?
IhaveTP4Bunghole
Nicaragua.
LiRivera
Just sit back and grab the popcorn when the chaos unfolds, sweetheart.
SCHRAMB0
Next your gonna tell me she likes light spanking and has a uniform fetish.
SCHRAMB0
*you're
JockMcSting
Heyyyyyy............no correcting yourself before I can arrogantly correct you!!!!
SCHRAMB0
I am my own grammar nazi, I put myself in ze oven.
LeandroDaVinci
No tiene mucho sentido la verdad. Lo único que conseguirá es que cuando salga no quiera tener ningún contacto con sus padres.
LeandroDaVinci
Lo mejor es siempre hablar las cosas.
fozzibab
Your cousin is a piece of shit. Make sure he knows it.
MorrighanWolf
Sop he's in need of a teeth removel via bat?
EmCeeMiNacion
Shiiit they’re all full of lesbians.
Pwningpikachu
mwppmarauders
Bi girl here. I went to an all girls Catholic school in the States. It was pretty neat.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Tell your cousin to send her to a catholic school in the northeast US - we got plenty of good catholic schools (and plenty of queers too!)
Rexli78
You can thank the Jesuits for that. When it comes to the Catholic Church I don't think any one is further to the left than they are.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
That's pretty interesting since I find them rather conservative from my evangelical perspective.
Rexli78
So you're either really really liberal or we've had really really different experiences with Jesuits.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Haha probably both.
MuayThaiwinLannister
Well, she'll always have plenty to eat
Geniefromdownunder
CruorDragonblood
Insert Margot Robbie tongue face here
Spankywylde
SorDavos
My best friend went to one of those in Brazil. Lezziest of lezzies.
aznanimality
Go on........
IFoldlyGo
She had a brazilian reasons why of course
RamAssScratcher
How many is a brazilian?
absolutelymad
More than a mirzillion
kritz0
208 000 000. Give or take a million.
MalthusAndreusDrake
so he's gonna send her to a place where everyone always wears what is essentially fetish gear? seems good. i'm sure she'll love it.
kste7
I think that you're confusing catholic schools with a nunnery.
KNIVESY
I'm Colombian and boy did my school make me uncomfortable at times.
IhaveTP4Bunghole
Y las hermosas colombianas con esos culos divinos...
BreadofBanana
¡Coños!
SorakaByBaby
i dont speak spanish but i understood that. gotta love a fine ass.
KNIVESY
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
fabidaddy
Lol my cousin grew up in Venezuela and she went to a catholic private school. In Latin America, these boarding schools aren’t really that1/2
fabidaddy
Bad. And there are male catholic schools near by. The girls are all super crazy and slutty anyway.
dzenkon
He is not saying that catholic schools are bad, he mean that by sending her to that school they are sending her to a lesbian haven.
fabidaddy
Oh I know; I was just saying it’s not like it’s gonna be rough for her
fabidaddy
Lesbians aren’t uncommon there either. And the schools care more about academic performance rather than conservatism.
WallpaperProblems
I think I went to the wrong school
Xenarion
That sounds like a good thing.
AnonOmis1000
Wow. That's surprising.
whatupmyknitters
i'm kind of wishing i'd gone to an all-girls catholic school in latin america for high school now
thissitestealswhatcouldvebeenmyproductivity
Same here, but am guy.
pakayaro
I'm guessing that at least half of us are as well
Peppar
Just gets better
ARudeComment
ChanningTastum
Bow chicka bow wow
GiraffeicsInterchangeFormat
Stop sexualizing lesbians. This is a real person we're talking about, and a child no less.
dilatedpuppers
Gross... "stop".... what does that even mean? -American
gadlen
Please stop desexualizing lesbians?
ProbablyAChicken
Yo chill it's not that serious
Ja5per
*wetter
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Darling it's better down where it's wetter take it from meeee~
tReasonoustRump
NotABench
furrydumpsterfire
ARudeComment
TheDeanofLean
jimwormmaster
I had to look that one up...I lol'd.
Vladimirtod1
DOGEHOOMAN
ARudeComment
ISeaNipple
@iseenipple Is that you?
matthiasfactor
Why don’t you have a seat right here.
Vortality
She is 15....
Rabbitpople
Just pointing out we so t know how old the o e who posted that is
whatupmyknitters
what
iisn00b97
In Germany the legal age of consent is 14....
DOGEHOOMAN
Thats the joke
HorsefaceBeeguy
aTokenOfMyExtreme
Not in my imagination she's not
MrRandom93
Fastolfe
Not if she brings a friend (2 x 15 = 30)
sunyudai
... not sure whether to correct bad idea or bad math.
FoxInFree
Upvoted for gif usage you magnificent cunt
yTFuLion
Calm down satan