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Sep 20, 2017 10:04 PM
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#dannytrejo #facebook
Johntalks252
The first girl is beautiful
AWittyUsernameBecauseTheOneIWantedWasTaken
Ehhh Machete!
AdmiralCPD
Lol I know that guy in real life, he's been friend with my dad since the 70s when my dad would sell him pot.
Midgarmerc
Danny Trejo already knows this so he doesn't react
HashtagDadJokes
He knows.
Mack1986
And then yelled psych! Because they were all in fact quite ugly. Machete then killed the photographer
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*see also
leepupjax
Yeah, it wasn't a photographer, it was a video.
ReginaFinklestein
Danny Trejo knows he's beautiful. His happy face is his normal face.
iamthisguy247
I feel like if a photographer did this with me it would be serious Face followed by confused face.
Cassodeus
Same, then followed by skeptical.
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
I had a nightmare in which Danny Trejo rapped me
Mayyybe
Nightmare?
IexplainThingsUntilTheyArentFunnyAnymore
It's funny because Danny Trejo has a craggy old face made of rage, and he probably wasn't in this gallery in the first place!
pizzapartyhard
I'm curious what the same thing would look like but calling them ugly. I feel my expression would be the same for both.
yPandaBreaker
I know that girl! Top left with silver hair. Wtf!
DBudde
Well tell her she's beautiful! It clearly makes her happy :)
akiba22
My reaction
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iamthisguy247
natepel1989
The 2nd Machete was such a let down :(
Rayrayboone
Ha
NotYourGranny
Machete ain't got time for smile, he needs to kill
ThePerfectGif
"Of course I'm beautiful, puto. I'm Machete."
TheRicM
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924Carrera
My favorite Danny Trejo role is Raul the Ghoul.
Avidinha
Danny Trejo has the chupacabra chained to a pole in his backyard.
GoogleMeSenseless
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MY bord! I want MY bord!!
keyblader1985
And that was before!
AKindOfSmellySmellTheSmellySmellThatSmellsSmelly
I want to upvote this beauty but there are already 69 upvotes... I don't want to ruin this
Yalldntve
Welp, no point in it now.
TheBlackWindHowls
That train has sailed. Next goal: 696 points.
StevieTheAussie
33 people already did, so now you can.
AmityvilleHodor
Machete don't smile
madmardagan
MACHETE KILLS
CaptainPawfulFox
Machete improvises.
fistermatic5000
I met him once. He was very friendly.
rdh57451
This makes me happy.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
The above post disagrees
AmityvilleHodor
Well, obviously Trejo and that dove switched bodies, cuz that smile totally looks like "omg, I can't believe Mr. Trejo is holding me!" :P
LumberCat
He's smiling on the inside
wolfostrophe
I've heard that Danny Trejo is a wonderful human being
jaggcomputing5
You heard he's human?
Crumply
I've heard somewhere he used to be a pretty hardcore gang member, but reformed
jpparkenbone
I've known a few people like that. They actually were incredibly kind and hard working people.
ifteguy
I've heard/read several times that he intentionally plays villainous characters in movies that inevitably end up dying so as to 1/2
ifteguy
2/2 show kids that being a "bad guy" is in reality not so glamorous.