infiniteblurs
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The typos drive me bonkers, but the message bears sharing. Just don’t! Please and thank you!
Apr 17, 2018 12:50 PM
infiniteblurs
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57
16
The typos drive me bonkers, but the message bears sharing. Just don’t! Please and thank you!
icameheretolaughbutleftdisappointed
ImpressiveDangle
You want dick pics? Cos this is how you get dick pics
TheKingOfTheJews
Prepare your inbox...
IdAppreciateDickPicsIWould
Not bad guidelines, but you can always just sent them my way. That's alright too.
ValkyrieDoot
When do i reach step 1 where a girl likes me?
Lefthandturnsignal
I've been told by lady friends that even when they ask for a dick pic, they still don't want it.
HisBabes
#5 Look at the size of your phone screen. Is your dick really that small? It is in a dick pic. Just don’t do it.
MyOcs3rdContent
Written by a woman. And we know how well they can make up their mind, like where to eat, etc...
AvsFreak
I'm sending it anyway!!!
ZinThetic
MyOcs3rdContent
101 dick pics? I feel like you're going out of you way requesting them...
wmkfisher7
Why send a pic and ruin your chances of being able to disappoint them in person?
whatevermanishowedup
"Yeah, that's right, that's all of it!"
LogicDude
I'm not really sure but I think what @OP is saying is they want you to send dick pics?
skwint
inifinitely blurry ones
StevesSegallbladder
1) I think most people need to up their dick pic game. Make a dick pic portfolio with different head shots and funny costumes.
StevesSegallbladder
2) For example, put a sombrero on top and a tiny mustache and poncho while drawing two smaller faces on your balls. I call it Los Rancheros
hodorgoestomordor
I don't think number 7 is 100% correct...
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hodorgoestomordor
I would argue that no matter how much a girl likes you, she will most likely not beg you for DP
LilSis061016
Actually, I've had this discussion with several women - no...none of us want them. Sorry, dudes. Your chest is sexier than your erection.