cool gateĀ 

Mar 17, 2017 8:04 AM

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Can't brush your teeth with that. Oh wait that's colgate

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Colgate

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That gate being the only nice thing in that place.

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Did not expect that, amazing.

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3/10 That's not a rating. That the number of fingers I have left after using this

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So that's how Magneto did it

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Ah, the finger catcher 4000

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I've seen this on FP a bunch of times. Fucks my shit up every time!!

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Tha finga snappa

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Doesn't seem very secure, or very strong.

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its okay, the theif would get distracted with how badass the gate was and you would just find him standing there fucking with it later

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ok, that comment made me lol

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Why?

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Beautiful? Yes. A functional security measure? Ha.

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Precisely! Not gonna hold anything back really when constructed like that

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I'd smash the fuck outta my fingers

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Step right up and literally pinch every inch of exposed skin on your bodyyyyyy

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That IS a cool gate.

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It's gonna stuck if it gets Rusty

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Colgate

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It's cool n all but why?

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Holy shit

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Wait... wut?

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So. Many. Pinch points. This fucker needs a motor or a pull cable.

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That was exactly my thought!

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Don't put a finger where you wouldn't put your wiener. Hand Safety 101.

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Hey that's good advice.

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mostly just the main long one in the center as it closes, but I feel ya

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doesn't seem too.

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*to

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i doon't even knoow hoow that slipped. thanks for the correctioon.

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foor*

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gooddamnit

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Title had me expecting this to be about some government scandal.

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about cool hwip

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or toothpaste

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Definitely toothpaste.

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Does anyone else think adding the suffix 'gate' to scandals is the dumbest shit ever?

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Drives me fucking insane

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Probably about a freezer

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"Miss Conway, there's been a leaked video of you fucking a freezer." "I fucking told you there were cameras in our microwaves!"

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