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Cat tax!
13thDiablo
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
kimmoprkl
The first one should end to PORNHUB!
Maldraek
Horses have very good hearing. They probably know.
Vayne124
"Oh! Big stretch! " got me.
poopgood
Mweeeh
Chandler15
I enjoy Friends references.
fuckiloveboobsthough
#38 this bothers me, because *snap* is the sound a finger makes once it hits the palm. And can you even snap your fingers with a metal glove
Daltypooh
How are John Cena/invisible man memes not a thing yet?
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Oooohh that's a big stretch is 100% accurate and true
PhyshStycc
Your cat looks a little derpy there
AsparagusP
I always say hi to cows. “Hi, cows”
applemnki
I love my dog.And her vet is great. But I think fire depts who are the first responders to medical calls at home should be the yellow one #1
Mikadomea
#42 drax works too
MarriNikari
Chickens are mean, vicious little f-ers. They were once dinosaurs and they HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN.
annoyedpicard
#7 is great!
AmberosiaL
Accidentally upvoted. I'll let you keep it
TheCoachAdair
Great dump.
CantThinkNeedCoffee
Cat stretch. Every time.
Billie2feathers
When I worked air freight "fragile" meant AIM before you threw it!
Puhsketti
It’s a hot dog. Just a hot dog. The same way that cereal is NOT a soup. It’s cereal. Just accept that it’s own category.
d1nosawr
#43 I always say "see you're not fat! You're long!"
Lulabel73
RoosterHogburn
There's a bidet, though.
meowx
#3 "solar array wings"
Asteroidrules
SnackMasterRanger
Spongebob jokes
Asteroidrules
"Spongebob did it" is basically the millennial/GenZ equivalent of "Simpsons did it."
steeny13
Overwhelmed sums it up.
MelfsAcidArrow
I sang it
steeny13
Me too?
ChrisMorray
#1 They were just profiteering at the cost of their employees' health and safety. Put the people in charge behind bars.
alpacasaurusrex
All the GameStop’s near me are closed. I’m fucked, I put down like 45 on RE3. Idfk how I’m gonna get it now.
4G3NTZ3R0
Should’ve gone digital
alpacasaurusrex
I would but I have physicals of everything else, so I don’t wanna break the trend.
ArdentSlacker
When you get it, you'll download patches for three hours and it'll be bug-free, and you can look for strategy guides by "best rated". ^_^
alpacasaurusrex
Nuh, I got the last 4 the night of. I need this one night of. And preorder means I get extra stuff. I mean if this BS keeps on it could be
ArdentSlacker
You're talking to a 40 year old gamer. I had apple games I got from a magazine. By typing them. You absolutely do not "need" anything day 1.
ArdentSlacker
That and rural internet... even shit I have day one, the first patch takes hours. XD Man, this is the best time to dive into discount 1+
ArdentSlacker
2+ games. Go shopping, find awesome shit for $5 that you missed when it was new. Frankly, it was inevitable that something would stop you
alpacasaurusrex
MONTHS before I get it.
JeremyBearimy
GoT finale still hurts
lostpaladin
This year has yet nothing to match the horror, pain and dissapointment that was GoT final season last year.
IcemanChilled
Can you imagine if the finale had happened this year, while everyone was isolating.
CeruleanFox
LovesToSpooge517
Trapped in a house with nothing to do but rewatch it and marinate in the disappointment?
secretdpp
Well if it makes you feel better, the showrunners have lost the star wars trilogy they were rushing off to do as a result of fucking up so
secretdpp
Badly with GoT. Seems noone liked them rejecting the 10 season minimum offer they were given
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
she gradually became more ruthless and cruel. it made sense
secretdpp
They showed some signs early on, forgot until the last minute and amped it up hard
otiumCatulli
It made no sense that a ship would fire one arrow and kill the dragon and the dragon would never have seen the ship. THAT MADE NO SENSE
Grav1n
It made zero sense for the character
Santorrr
I hope you're trolling
StratCoh
"gradually"
Zeroforwinger
I’m fine with Dani becoming mad queen, but they didn’t set it up well. However, Jon Snow’s resurrection being pointless, Jamie abandoning
Zeroforwinger
The big woman, the dragon not seeing the ships, the god awful battle plan against the White walkers, and the god damn coffee cup
Santorrr
It started as a small ache somewhere in season 6 or 7, and became a hammering migraine in season 8.
JunkRat99
My friend doesn't understand #29
CHELFD
Money Laundering - Assault and Battery
RocketNewman
Left is in for money laundering. The other two are in for assault and battery.
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RocketNewman
camobranson
A salt and battery. (Assault and battery)
sc0ttied0g
Hotdog isn’t a sandwich, it’s a wrap.
BigTiddyGothLover
HighFlyKai
A hot dog is legally a sandwich in the state of New York. So is a burrito.
AntRam95
I don’t see no tortilla
whyaretherenogoodones
persepolis
The USDA and the FDA will have different opinions on that.
3wattbulb
No onions thanks.
MaadMaanMaatt
Kythulhu13
This is not an opinion, it’s a sandwich.
PoppaBigBear
a wrap is fully wrapped around, a taco is made using corn not flour, a hot dog is a hot dog.
combatwombat0
It's topologically equivalent to an open faced sandwich
SpaceballsTheComment
Yeah, but so am I right now.
Quesadildos
Open faced sandwich
tgiAdam
Bologna is a hot dog pancake...
zurh
Have debated this to death with everyone I know. My final stance is hotdog = hotdog, hotdog + bun = hotdog sandwich.
entertainment360
Meat popsicle
MarxAvenger
Notafactualcat
Changed my perspective on a lot actually
Lulabel73
In my part if the world a sandwich has to be 2 slices of bread. This is a sub if anything.
3wattbulb
In my part of the world a hotdog has a stick up its arse.
Lulabel73
So lollipop?
3wattbulb
It might look like a dick, but you don't suck it.
Notafactualcat
Which is also a sandwich
HungryHungryLawStudent
BLASPHEMY
cainofdreaming
It's a salad.
ZT369
Hotdog is a sandwich
TheRicM
Closer to a gyro in my opinion
thisisntausername
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
Admiral Akbar, how are you alive?
Blake242
Sandwich - verb. insert or squeeze between TWO other people or things, typically in a restricted space or so as to be uncomfortable.
Blake242
https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=define+verb+sandwich its right there. One piece of bread, not sandwiched, so not a sandwich
asm80dfa8sdfj
So subway doesn't have sandwiches?
MarxAvenger
Blake242
I should have used the "/s", was intentionally mixing up the verb and noun
asm80dfa8sdfj
I was being hyperbolic anyway, lots of people like using the argument seriously and it's always funny to me.
Krampus95360
It is in fact... A taco.
superdupertrooper
In this essay....
FrenziiTheSuccubus
Krampus95360
They hated me because I spoke the truth.
ThisOldCPU
No. We hate you because you're annoying and you took a shit in the employee lounge, Ted.
BangusDangus
Tacos are also sandwiches. Which brings us back to the original point.
PeteSolsoRussell
So, I imagine a hierarchy where under “sandwich “ categories are broken down..
Khrome
Tacos are unbroken nachos
BangusDangus
What about softshells?
Khrome
Unfinished burritos
sc0ttied0g
Controversial opinion ... a taco is a type of wrap
StarkRG
You're thinking of a burrito which is tucked in. A taco is looser and won't stay wrapped up when put down.
MalcomTheIncubus
A partial wrap. Is a gyro a wrap or a taco?
TheRealFireFrenzy
no wraps put carbs on 5 or 6 sides of food a taco put it on 3 you are wrong, stupid and also wrong
DrunkNDisney
Further controversial opinion: a wrap is a type of sandwich
Skelliton
Please stop. Think of the children!
PineappleAdventure
Is an unborn child a wrap or a taco?
TzhoOriatee
And a wrap is a burrito for non-Mexican food.
Rignak
I support this. A wrap is just a sloppy burrito. A taco is a sloppy hard burrito. All things are burritos
Xaldyn
Hotdug buns aren't wraps, and wraps are still sandwiches. If anything, I'd say hotdogs are technically subs.
fubartoob
And a sub is a sandwich, no?
Xaldyn
Definitely.
MarxAvenger
Most would agree that a sub is a sandwich. Some people are structural purists and believe a sandwich has to have 2 distinct pieces of bread.
MaxieMooo
It all comes from the same loaf. If you cut the sub half an inch further itd still be a sub and would have 2 physically seperate pieces
3wattbulb
On what planet is a wrap a sandwich? A wrap is a wrap! A sandwich has at least two slices of bread, three on a good day.
Xaldyn
Wraps/tortillas are a type of flatbread. A sandwich is toppings held in bread.
MarxAvenger
I agree with your sentiment, but that line of thinking excludes subs from being sandwiches.
3wattbulb
A sub is a filled roll bro
MarxAvenger
So if the bread breaks into 2 pieces halfway through eating a sub, does it become a sandwich?
fubartoob
And a filled roll is a sandwich