Hejibits

Jun 8, 2013 12:16 AM

kjhoyt

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Framed

Scarecrow and wizard ones FTW.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As someone who stalks Most Viral, like a Pigeon stalking a small child, I'm liking what User Submitted has sent us. Well Played, chaps.

13 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 4

I AM 6000th UPVOTE

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got them from the president.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know this is 5 months late but I just wanted to tell everyone I fucking lost it at "Horf" and I'm not sure why...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for being outstanding in a field

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The steam sale one...truth hurts.

13 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I thought the second one was Finn

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why was Finn framed?? D:

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Finn was framed. when did he ever do wrong doings?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that is by far the funniest one at the end. KILL THE NOPES

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Haha I thought that was Finn in jail for a second.

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

It bugs me that they caught the lobster with a fishing hook. As a Mainer I am outraged.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I COMPLETELY AGREE! (Enough so that I feel justified in using all CAPS)

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

im torn between the last one and the shoe lace one lol

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I didn't get this one... It bothers me.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ha ha ha ha ha ha get it

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Upvoted because the Wizard one made me die.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how Princess Peach isn't crying or really mourning.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The HUMAN whose name is written in this notebook shall die."

13 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Also if spiders were gone there would be a shit load of bugs.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bad news for Mr. Spider.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Why was Finn framed?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've tried communicating in Journey. I "blinged" and twirled a few times. He walked away :'(

13 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 3

still a better love story than twilight.

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Farting and wafting it away is a better love story than Twilight. Pretty much anything is...

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Don't give up. You'll find a companion to accompany you on your quest :)

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Finn got framed.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Finn?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first, I thought that was Finn in the "I've been framed" one.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Source! http://hejibits.com/

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just couldn't be bothered typing the website, thank you so much

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I upvoted you because it's easier to click your link than type it. Although I'm typing now to tell you this. Fuck.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

upvote for the last one...

13 years ago | Likes 1229 Dislikes 23

We're gonna need a lot of ...*sunglasses*...firepower

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm here 8 years later to protest against the mistreatment of spiders. That's all folks!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I get angry at posts like this because I didnt find most of the post entertaining but these posts make me drive on. :(

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

You know how absolute shit the world would become without spiders? We'd be fucked by how many bugs there would be.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Browsing random, Hi.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always look for comments like this to help me decide whether or not I want to look at the whole album.

13 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 3

lol, sheep.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Baaaaaaaah

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Case in point baby!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By that logic, you're in favor of genocide of all Jumping Spiders, who, may I remind you, are harmless. Think about it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Noo! Not my spiders! I love them!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

should've mosquito'ed

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't hate spiders for eating other insects, I hate them irrationally! I wouldn't really kill them all! For shame, taking me seriously

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

im glad to hear that

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Suddenly, the ecosystem is fucked.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

NOOOOOOOOO!!! Not the spiders!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

same

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SPIDERBRO, SPIDERMAN, SPIDERWOMAN, NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(1/2)And so the world's ecosystem proceeded to collapse. Millions perished in the plagues of insects that ensued after the sudden...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2/2) disappearance of spiderbro and friends.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NO! Spiders kill flies and mosquitoes and those tiny little moth-like things that get through the screen door and hang around your monitor!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fuck spiders!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

without spiders, your little world would be overrun with all kinds of insects. including other types of arachnids. RESPECT THE SPIDERBROS

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

next on the list: insects.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

cat doing laundry http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/6/5/15/anigif_enhanced-buzz-29651-1370459378-7.gif

13 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 11

LMFAO

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

random gif party? http://iwantmoar.com/1847

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly. +1

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't know what I expected...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just... what?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... Wait, what?

13 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

cat doing laundry

13 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Sorry, couldn't hear you the first time. TV was on.

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

How the hell is this THIRD D:<

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Because of cat! :3

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know right! This should be first!

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Go sit in the corner.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I don't get the Mario raccoon one, help?

13 years ago | Likes 368 Dislikes 12

Man this makes me feel old.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Im glad I wasn't the only one.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The brown 'leaf' he ate turned him into a raccoon, while the grey one (I'm assuming made of rock) just broke all his teeth

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Hoping for a reply on this, because I agree, totally confusing.

13 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

stump in the very beginning of the level.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That one was actually straight from the 3DS game Super Mario 3D Land, in Special world 1-1, there's a metallic-looking raccoon leaf on a

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

me, neither...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should probably just leave now...

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

never!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here's a video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-czRNMYOvI

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

i'm gonna sit through a 15 minute video for this? C'mon! Gimme a time to jump to.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You don't need to watch the whole thing. I probably should have mentioned all you needed to see was the first few seconds of the firstworld

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

00:50

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe the racoon's power item is a leaf so its soft to eat while the next power is stone and it's leaf is made of stone.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

what does the power of soft do and what does the power of stone do?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The brown leaf turns him into a raccoon who can fly, and the stone one I'm not sure.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...leaf gives that same ability, but he can also turn into stone to pound on enemies & become an invincible statue for a few seconds. (2/2)

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the regular leaf turns him into a raccoon-dog who can hover for a little bit in the air making far platforms accessible. the stone... (1/2)

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Leaf gives Mario the Tanooki suit, which enables limited flight and an attack. The Stone leaf allows him to become a statue too iirc

13 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 6

The only visible difference being the red "scarf" around the neck. I could be wrong, but thats how I know it.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Leaf gives Mario ears and tail. The Tanooki suit is given to Mario by a... Tanooki Suit

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Derp. Sorry x_x

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, but the leaf turns Mario into Raccoon Mario (ears and tail). The Tanooki suit is an entirely different item (Src: SMB3 for NES).

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I was thinking SMB3, It appears I derped.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, I don't know what that stone leaf is. Young whippersnappers and their fancy new items...

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Stop upvoting this completely incorrect information, thanks.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

But... it's right?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It appears I remember wrong. No idea why you've been downvoted :(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's not -completely- incorrect. The Statue Leaf does grant Mario the ability to turn into a statue, but (1)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the Super Leaf turns Mario into a Raccoon, which based on appearance alone can be easily confused with a Tanooki Suit.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just wanted to clear something up with you: Tanooki is Japanese for Raccoon.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm sorry but what does "too iirc" mean? I do appreciate the insight though.

13 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

too = also

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

IIRC = If I Remember Correctly

13 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

for this great time of clarity, may I suggest a SBBQ?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

because he went through all the trouble of eating the rock and breaking his teeth and gullet and the only upgrade was it gave him a bandana

13 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 1

But bandana's are awesome and he looks so proud

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That makes sense.

13 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

At first I thought his face was having a period and it just got on his shirt.. in the shape of a triangle.. Why am I thinking of this first?

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Because you are a unique and special person.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

wtf, dude?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, it might be because I'm currently experiencing the side effects of being a woman...

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Don't worry, I thought the same. The thing is, well, I'm not a woman...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I -THINK- the stone leaf is exactly like the Tanooki suit(which the brown leaf gave), but with a bandana scarf.

13 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

It was also an original powerup that turned you into a statue when you held down.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No no, brown leaf gave you a tail, Tanooki Suit gave you.. Tanooki.. suit.. THIS COMIC IS CONFUSING!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super Mario 3D Land. Leaf gives you tanuki suit, stone leaf gives you Tanuki suit that can become a statue. only cvisual difference, scarf

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or if you're Luigi, it's a Fox Suit.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh! Well that's a new one for me, I haven't played that yet. Thanks for the info, I must be too oldschool for these mordern games.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My family has a bad habit of buying all Mario games on release lol. I still have my NES Mario Bros 3 is still the best.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also; GET OFFA MY LAWN. Damn kids.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0