These mother fuckers

Jun 30, 2017 11:33 AM

Mandaernee

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I hunted every single one of those bastards down & made them come do a bale. Lazy ass bitches.

Walmart? Walmart.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In their defence, if opening time comes, gotta get those carts off the floor!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually enjoyed when people did this at Staples. It gave me something to do rather than organizing binders or contemplating suicide

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bale approved

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I used to LOVE using the baler! SO much fun. SQUUUIISHHHH! I am easily amused.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey op, do you work for southern too?

6 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At my store only one department handles the bails.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yeah, we were not allowed near them. There was a cardboard drop off area. We were expected however to flatten the boxes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I dont know how to make a bale" bitch come I'll teach ya ( >~<)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Man. I loved making bales. It's real satisfying to hear it drop as it gets lifted out.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's even better if a wire snaps during the unload WHILE you are doing a safety meeting on baler safety.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haveing a bailer is a blessing. We used to have to carry the cardboard out to the dumpster

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bail her? I hardly know her! - Michael scott

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It is possible the people that did that weren't allowed to use the bailer. You have to be trained and old enough in some areas.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to call them Wal-morons.

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Somebody once called them Wal-martians, but I like this better

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just another thing that happens at all walmarts

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

True, true. Normally it isn't like this but as of the last 2 weeks our overnights have revolted. I don't care that they all hate meĆ·

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this approved for douchebag customers too?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I threw a full case of eggs in one once. I was bored. Worth it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By case i mean 15xdozen cartens

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When people do that at my job I start yelling and people get scared.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have so many pictures of this kind of shit on my phone. Aaaah grocery rage...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Running the machine looks fun, though. Is it not?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It isn't as much fun as one would think. I don't mind throwing carboard or making a bale if I'm asked cause they need to get their job done

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But this crap im not ok with

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanted say "HEY I KNOW THAT PLACE!" then i realized your bailer is much nicer.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They probably don't even NEED a pipe to jam in the slots so you can get the wire through

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work at a subway in Walmart. They expect us to put their boxes in the baler. All. The. Time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A subway in a Wal-Mart? Witchcraft!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like a nightmare

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way to go CAP2 bitches.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ups employee here. That aint shit. We also keep most boxes to repair others. Everything else is checked for addresses and then recycled.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When I worked flow at Target, we had one guy who actually liked staying in the back and running the baler. Or some one made him do it, idk.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We had one outside, so I'd just take a smoke break every time it needed to get done. Bosses liked me because I always volunteered.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would love getting payed to do some mundane task that everyone else hates! Every job i had i was a "runner" and do minor tasks all over.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sounds like my life right now. Except it all deals within my area where I work and it's all stuff nobody else will do.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean work at a retail job but not actually deal with or even see the customers? Sign me the fuck up!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right! More time off the floor not having to answer stupid ass questions from stupid ass people and their stupid ass projects. Stupid asses.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"hey bro wanna go out back and do a bale?" Aww sick bro yeahhhhhh....aw fuck! - you and them, probably.

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

Oh... Man... I thought you meant like... A joint bro.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm confused

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 3

Emptying the machine, called a baler, is a horrendous pain in the ass. Lazy shits just let boxes stack up instead of doing their work

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Happens at most retail locations. Cause botches be lazy as fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think you're supposed to crush the boxes. ...but people dump and run leaving it for someone else to do.

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

Those mother fuckers!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Worse than that. You must crush them in the machine and then you need to tie some steel wire around the crushed block and then pull it out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe they keep them for people who are moving?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I don't think so. You wouldn't want to flatten them like that. I always found keeping the original tape on the box made it stronger.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes sense!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Stores like home depot and Wall Mart use them to crush/compact cardboard to ship off. It's annoying and time consuming to do.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

Don't forget grocery stores!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you load n press a button, string the band's and done it's not time consuming it's part of their job

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 5

Yeah which is why he is pissed at them for not doing it

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

For mine, you had to sift wire through as it was pressed. Cardboard always got stuck in wrong places, making it hard to get wire through 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To wire a bale, it took about 15 minutes. Do that 4 to 6 times a day. Good thing it is hourly pay.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The problem is, you're usually understaffed and they still expect a stocked and faced department by the time you leave, regardless.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same in a grocery store, except half the staff didn't work hard because they were protected by the Union, leaving other to do their work

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least they (mostly) flattened the boxes. Bitches used to just toss them boxes in a pile when I was a box bitch

8 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 0

The machine crushes them. You shouldn't have to flatten them

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 71

You can flatten the box as you walk from the item's spot back to your float. No fucking reason not to.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You flatten them out of courtesy and to fit more in the bailer

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Yeah in my store flattening them before throwing them in is unheard of. I'd want to kick someone's ass for wasting time if I saw that.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Guess it depends on store and type of machine

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where I was, you flattened the boxes so you could fit more in your garbage cart and make fewer trips to the back room with garbage.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where I am, I box down the whole store. Boxes go into boxer, boxer rolls to back room, boxes thrown in baler, bale made about 2x's per day.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It takes 2-5 minutes for the machine to cycle. You kind of have to flatten everything or else you waste a lot of time.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 4

What ancient machine do you use? It should take about 30 seconds

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

I worked at home Depot, I don't think it was ancient, but probably they bought whatever was cheapest.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, was part time there and ours took about 40 seconds

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If too much is unflattened the recycling plant won't take them meaning you don't get a rebate due to stupidity/laziness

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not true. You get paid by weight.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The recycling market in most area has standards and reject fucked up bales. They go to the landfill as they're not worth recycling.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When they receive these bails, they just dump they in a big vat. The only standard they have is no car engines. Yes, that's happened.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's paid by weight, but fucked up bales would be underweight. You'd have to give them a high volume of low quality bales to do it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I understand your pain I've done over done 6 bails in one day because people leave the crusher full.

8 years ago | Likes 296 Dislikes 0

I hated morning shift because of this. Always had to do a bale, or two, before I could start unloading my pallets

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i hate this! i dont have that machine so they need to take it down to the compact rm but they leave shit all over in my inventory stockroom

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work in a Meat Dept at Safeway, making a bale is somethin I learned in Courtesy. I wait til someone makes a bale instead of leaving cboard

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I do not understand laziness.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I would write people up for not making bails during their shifts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk what a bale is but sounds rough. At least they didnt refuse to come back tho

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It isn't, its putting boxes in a machine and pressing a button. The hardest part is the noise.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's not the part they're complaining about; it's the removal of said boxes after being crushed, it takes time to tie it off and remove it

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

About 2 times three fidy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The last bale made was the one I did at 1230pm the day before! I don't think going 12hrs w/o a new one is gonna ever be ok

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

As a former Walmart maintenance worker... I feel your pain.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The best one is when they over-fill it and then walk away, so you have to empty it before you compress it. Oh, and it's not full either.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But bailing cardboard is one of the best things ever!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Fuck that shit. I hate making bales

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Circa 1990. Worked for a dept. store with a bullseye logo. Went to baling room. 5 other employees ask me if I'm going to "help" them (1/?)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bale because I'm the cart attendant. More a demand than request. I start helping. Turn my back for 5 secs & they scatter like roaches (2/?)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

20 mins later I'm still putting cardboard in baler and manager comes back and demands to know why I'm baling someone else's cardboard (3/?)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and not getting carts in lot. I explain what just happened, and told I shouldn't have VOLUNTEERED my services. Get written up because (4/?)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

carts weren't available and another cashier had to get carts. I "inconvenienced" customers for "VOLUNTEERING" time to bale cardboard (5/?)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shit i did 2 bales today

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

One plastic one cardboard, lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Six whole bales?! Isn't that average?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes for a day but not for 1 person to do them selves every single time. every department uses they bale, all should help change it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, where i work only one dept does bales

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well then no probs I guess

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not familiar with this stuff. What makes this difficult/horrible?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its not difficult at all, nor is it a pain. I have no idea why they are whining about it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The machine is over full so instead of making a bale they left their cardboard for the carboard fairy to clean up after them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but still, more boxes to smash up. I'd have fun with it. Better than cleaning up roofing material.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They're just talking about how ridiculous people are. All you do is break down the cardboard, throw it in the bailer, and when it gets (1)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Full wrap some wire around it and cart it off to shipping I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sound like fun actually. I could do that shit all day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0