JagIsOnline
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Heathens will say we're lying.
Feb 23, 2017 8:36 AM
JagIsOnline
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Fancyrobot101
Well me and my guys play video games
Merax75
Yep last time I had to pick my wife up, she threw up all down the side of the car on the way home and then I had to clean it off the car too
Waffleguy13
Literally I have parties every Friday in which my bros just come over and plays cards....
reaperofgames1
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zeroexistence
The guys were contemplating on how to deal with 3 dead hoes.
themightycheesefondue
Can I get a witness, can I get an amen?
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TheodoreKMullins
That would be girls night in.
Lyrian
Yeah, probably cause those five guys just had to bury a dead hooker that OD'd on them and are now looking for absolution.
zarqjamal
Lolz
graehall
You can get the things you want in your life if you close your eyes, clasp your hands, & say it aloud or in your mind, it's like The Secret!
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Tyggna
My bachelor party--playing Super Monkey Ball 4 on the Wii with some friends. Wife's bachelorette, she won't talk about it with me.
Reidsworth
shitpost
AgentTempest
Dearly beloved, we pray today in rememberance of Bob our friend, a true bro, sadly taken too soon by the devil that is marriage. RIP Bob.
ganondan
His name was Robert Paulson.
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
In death, we have a name
AgentTempest
*in unison* "We will remember him"
kentrik
As a married man living in Utah, most of my GNO's involve firearms or video games. Sometimes with booze, but usually just guns or games.
Nearlyburly
It's good you keep the guns and games apart. +1 for you.
kentrik
Heh, should have specified on that one. Guns and booze don't mix.
Nearlyburly
Exactly.
imakereallycrappyusernames
Can confirm. All my friends are heathens, take it slow.
ifinallygotaroundtochangingmyusername
That song gets on my nerves now. But solid reference. +1 my guy
Jakeery
NotJamesMay
They say they can smell your
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frootoftheloops
All my friends are wheat thins take it slow... eat them for a snack or on the go...
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
But do they eat steak and snow?
neverfinishescomments
All my friends eat their steaks really slow
CorporalTango
Take them out to dinner then you'll know
neverfinishescomments
Please don't use....any....A1 sauce
IAmABrassMonkeyAssassin
Wait for them to ask you who you know
themousemouse
Please don't make any sudden moves
CorporalTango
You don't know the half of the abuse
metaphysicalburrito
You don't know the half of the abuse
TinyKobold
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
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can confirm
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agraphicia
Those 3rd degree gurns
Ratman72
What is this from?
Badbadger1
I love this gif it's my all time favourite +1
Brazo07
Where is this from tho...
kmikl
A rave... at a guess.
ElRadis
LittleSilverKitsune
What the ....lol
ronnygeek
I'm crying!!!
whitefolk
Badbadger1
I love this gif it's my all time favourite +1
Cyberbeni
That one only has an imaginary banana, here is one with a real one:
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jesusisherelookbusy
Drugs are bad, M'Kay.
ElRadis
Only the ones that make you suck dick behind a car park to be able to afford them
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fartharder
Boobs.
YesImkazuma
Not all heroes wear capes.
UsernameViewableToPremiumUsers
can confirm
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girouxsniper
did he just do that for....the good of humanity?
Tashok
Yep, a real hero *wipes tear*
javajim
Lick the balls, stroke the shaft, contemplate existence. BLARGHGLALARGHPHH!
AndreTheHunter
Such eloquence
JoeBags
Haha I was narrating it in my head too as I watched it.
Iamthemanateeofdestruction
It's not his own narration, it was from another version of the same gif.
onlyARAM
No shit lol that's why he said it.
DopeyFuckedaPenguinOnceAgain
Please lord of the bro code, let my significant other not discover the transgressions myself and my brothers laid down this eve, Amen.
MoreLikeLawlSchool
A man* English are fucking hard. I always get my plural and singulars nouns wrong.
SgtMarshmallow
I thought you called them "significant" brothers at first.
CaptainFuzzyPants69
Honestly, at some point you gotta grow up and choose the girl. it is the right thing to do.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
I've been to guys night out, and girls night out. Girls night is a lot more crazy.
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
I've been to both as well and I'll have to disagree. I think it all depends on the crowd
TheRealFireFrenzy
in my experience girls night out happens less often and is more crazy to compensate, if they dont need to compensate maybe
diablosword
Who you trying to convince, mate?
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
Ya momma
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Pretty good point